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Dogg_Pound_Gangsta

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More Jokes!!!!!!
« on: December 16, 2001, 07:22:09 AM »
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog.
They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing
traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the
mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his
coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started
waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events
happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man
and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such
a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just
trying to find his head so I can kick his fuckin' ass."
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a
case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender
says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?
The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a
whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender
says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to
blow chunks". You don't understand said the man,
Chunks is my dog.
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got
into an argument   about who enjoyed sex more. The man
said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do
you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That
doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think
about this...when your ear itches and you put your
finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out,
which feels better-your ear or your finger?"


Peace
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Re: More Jokes!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2001, 04:34:39 PM »
RUFFEL!!
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Re: More Jokes!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2001, 06:49:58 PM »
LOL
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Re: More Jokes!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2001, 07:14:58 PM »
Funny shit
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Re: More Jokes!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2001, 07:17:10 PM »
lol  # 1 & 2 are pretty good
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