LMAO @ SUB Z, check this out, LOL

[Doggystylin]

This is the story he was tellin me when he was talkin to me, it touched my heart, it was amazing,


Sub Z Da OG: well my name is donald jones
Dirtydogg213: LMAO
Sub Z Da OG: and im a crack addict
Sub Z Da OG: and live under a napkin
Sub Z Da OG: beside a dumpster
Dirtydogg213: lololol
Sub Z Da OG: beside hardees
Sub Z Da OG: sso i can get tha food
Sub Z Da OG: but i dont like the rats that are in it
Sub Z Da OG: but they giv eit a lil crunch
Dirtydogg213: LOL
Sub Z Da OG: me and my pet monkey,jim bob,have it bad
Dirtydogg213: LMAO!!!!!
Sub Z Da OG: he is trained to steal everyones pocket change
Sub Z Da OG: and bite em in tha nuts
Sub Z Da OG: and he is a drug dealer
Sub Z Da OG: but we are still poor
Dirtydogg213: LOL
Sub Z Da OG: cause we gotta pay rent on the napkin
Dirtydogg213: lol to who?
Sub Z Da OG: to hardees
Sub Z Da OG: becaus eit their napkin
Dirtydogg213: LOL
Sub Z Da OG: sometimes we have to eat rocks
Sub Z Da OG: the sandstone is the best
Dirtydogg213: lol
Sub Z Da OG: it tastes like chiken
Sub Z Da OG: so i say
Sub Z Da OG: fuck hardees
Sub Z Da OG: who needs hardees
Sub Z Da OG: when u got sandstone
Sub Z Da OG: and then jim bob became a high roller
Sub Z Da OG: he got a low rider
Sub Z Da OG: and pimpe dsome hoes
Sub Z Da OG: and left me behind
Sub Z Da OG: to forever live under the napkin
Sub Z Da OG: but i found a ak 47 in tha dumpster one day
Dirtydogg213: LOL
Sub Z Da OG: and i found the mansion where jim bob wa slivin
Sub Z Da OG: i waited till he walked out
Sub Z Da OG: and i wasted the slip on him
Sub Z Da OG: *clip
Sub Z Da OG: then i tossed his body in the bluestone river
Sub Z Da OG: and i fucked all the hoes at his house
Sub Z Da OG: and they said i looked better than him anyways
Sub Z Da OG: and i lived at his house
Sub Z Da OG: and i sold drugs
Dirtydogg213: LMAO
Sub Z Da OG: and i bought hardees
Sub Z Da OG: and i  ate high quality sandstone
Sub Z Da OG: i drew hyrogliphics
Dirtydogg213: LMAO
Sub Z Da OG: and build  pyramids
Sub Z Da OG: and fucke dhoes in the pyramids
Sub Z Da OG: but one day i shot up 2 pounds too much crack
Sub Z Da OG: and i almost died
Sub Z Da OG: but the hoe sgave me head
Sub Z Da OG: and i survived
Dirtydogg213: today i saw a pile of shit with snot and all this nasty shit mixed in it, it was in the dirt, i was bout to throw up
Sub Z Da OG: and i have been in rehab ever since
Sub Z Da OG: cool
Dirtydogg213: lol
Sub Z Da OG: but that was how i got to be where i am today
Dirtydogg213: LMAO
Sub Z Da OG: the lesson is
Sub Z Da OG: if your monkey friend gets too big of a ego he will go off and eat his bannanas without you
Sub Z Da OG: until you retaliate and put him 6ft deep
Dirtydogg213: LOL, im gonna post this up dude
Dirtydogg213: this is too funnt
Dirtydogg213: funny
Sub Z Da OG: you think its funny!?!
Dirtydogg213: yes
Sub Z Da OG: go out and try livin that shit wit a back stabbin monkey
Dirtydogg213: LOL
Sub Z Da OG: youll see how funny it is
Dirtydogg213: ok, lol
Sub Z Da OG: be sure to watch this in movie form early next year
Dirtydogg213: lol ok man
Sub Z Da OG: "the life and times of a homeless guy and his monkey"
Sub Z Da OG: siskel and ebert give it 20 thumbs up
Sub Z Da OG: her eis what siskel said
Dirtydogg213: k
Sub Z Da OG: "this movie shows what it is really like to be homeless and your monkey friend backstabs you,your heart just goes out to the homeless guy ,FUCK DAT MONKEY"
Dirtydogg213: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sub Z Da OG: ebert:"hell mutha fuckin YEAAAAAA,this movie is off da hook BIOTCHH,FUCK DAT MONKEY BIOTCH !!!"

[ROCCY]

<--Tears   what a story LoL..

[Sikotic™]

ROTFLOLBRBG2GHAHAHALMAO!!!

Someone needs to seriously make that into a movie. It would be too damn funny

[bLaDe]

RTFLMFAO Ahahhahah lmao , shiit jim bob bit ppls nuts n wuz a crack dealer n had a lotta hoes lmfao


 -{bLaDe}

[Sub-Z]

thank you,thank you *bows*you can all get on yur knees and suck my dick later hahahaha

[=[Euthanasia]=]

LMMOFIAOWRAOTF!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

[Sub-Z]

bump,dammit ppl,u gotta learn bout my struggle,fuckin ragz to riches

[Doggystylin]

lmfao, god dammit sub z, we dont need you to bring up your stories, even if they are classsic

damnt his shit is classic

Sub Z Da Gangsta Tale Teller

SZDGTT

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

ROMFFLMAO!!!!!!!!FUNNY SHIT MAN


PEACE

[PinkTowelGirl]

DoggyStylin... you don't say much do you...  ... thats cool though.... but lol... you never say much.. i just thought i would point that out to you...  

[PinkTowelGirl]

DoggyStylin... you don't say much do you...  ... thats cool though.... but lol... you never say much.. i just thought i would point that out to you...  

[PinkTowelGirl]

DoggyStylin... you don't say much do you...  ... thats cool though.... but lol... you never say much.. i just thought i would point that out to you...  

[Doggystylin]

WOW....three posts just for me.....

yeah im a quiet person

[Hittman]

No Your Not.

[Miss NWA Whoorider]

that was funny as hell,was almost as funny as some of the shit Jake posts up eheheheheeeheh   know yall know the whoorider has to have some fun and live it up well she can..........