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Poor bastard was just sitting in front of my window looking sad as a muthafucka. I hit my window hoping I'd scare it, but it didn't move. It looked like its wing was broken so instead of waiting for a cat or a dog to walk up and eat the sorry fuck, I got a pair of gloves and picked him up. He didn't fly away or bite me.

I got an old birdcage I had in my yard and put him in it (I'm assuming its a he, but it could be a girl too). The bird won't even do shit but just sit on the floor of the cage. I don't know what wild birds eat, but I got some old birdseed in my garage and put it in a bowl for it. I gave it some water too. I tried to force it to drink water by putting the water bowl up to its face but it wouldn't take. Same with the food. Anyways, it's still sleeping at the bottom of the cage. It's not dead yet though. It's wing isn't broken either so it may be sick.

While I was helping it, I decided to name him. I wanted a name that would fit its attributes. It's sad, lonely, diseased and so weak that it depends on others to function. So I decided to name it Elano. Here's a picture of him:



I'm hoping that Elano will bounce back from this terrible situation. I'll keep you all posted.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 04:29:51 PM »
I saw a hurt bird once while I was walking. I picked it up to take it to a vet but it died in my arms on the way over.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 05:31:15 PM »
ayo my dude thats noble of you n all, but you know that wild birds carry diseases right? and if you found one that already looks sick, thennnn...

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/61646.php

if i were you i wouldve just not fucked with it or maybe called animal control (lol) if you really cared that much.  if it dies it dies, its all apart of the wonderful [elton]CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!!![/john]

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 05:32:44 PM »
Eat that shit.
 


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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 05:55:04 PM »
ayo my dude thats noble of you n all, but you know that wild birds carry diseases right? and if you found one that already looks sick, thennnn...

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/61646.php

if i were you i wouldve just not fucked with it or maybe called animal control (lol) if you really cared that much.  if it dies it dies, its all apart of the wonderful [elton]CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!!![/john]
I know they got diseases. That's why I got gloves on and washed my hands like 10 times lol
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 05:58:39 PM »
try and lactate for it then feed it from your teat.

dont forget to webcam that shit.

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 06:09:03 PM »
when I was little I found a whole flock of baby chicks and kept them in this little pen I set up in my yard

they were eaten overnight by a skunk or raccoon
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 10:09:19 PM »
I rescued a baby squirrel once. Its mother had gotten killed and it was just sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. I picked it up with my bare hands and took it home. Didn't bite at all, was fucking adorable. I woulda kept the lil guy but my mom made me take it to the animal shelter
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 10:16:50 PM »
UPDATE: Elano is doing great. He's flying around and eating. I woulda let him loose today, but it got dark and I didn't want nothing to fuck him up.

I always had faith in you, Elano. God speed.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 10:32:21 PM »
props for sharing this heart warming moment with us.


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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 03:19:25 AM »
UPDATE: Elano is doing great. He's flying around and eating. I woulda let him loose today, but it got dark and I didn't want nothing to fuck him up.

I always had faith in you, Elano. God speed.

Nice. I feed pigeon myself and have rescued some. They're cool. Your bird basically needs water and I think he can eat cereals and bread, also little insects and worms.

Try to find out what kind of bird specie it is!

Props for rescuing it.


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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2011, 10:42:54 AM »
UPDATE: Elano is doing great. He's flying around and eating. I woulda let him loose today, but it got dark and I didn't want nothing to fuck him up.

I always had faith in you, Elano. God speed.

Nice. I feed pigeon myself and have rescued some. They're cool. Your bird basically needs water and I think he can eat cereals and bread, also little insects and worms.

Try to find out what kind of bird specie it is!

Props for rescuing it.



That's the thing. I have no idea what species Elano is. I looked it up, but can't match it. I don't think its full grown either so it doesn't even look like an adult.

Elano went from looking dead to looking like this though:


He's fat as fuck. I wonder if he dropped his G-Unit piece when he was sick.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2011, 10:53:08 AM »
Brought a tear to my eye.
When i was younger i was out with my granda walking the dog and it caught a rabbit and my granda had it for dinner that nite.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 11:07:28 AM »
sounds traumatizing.

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 12:47:00 PM »
Mission Accomplished!
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 01:47:23 PM »
nice...faggots are usually great with this typa shit
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 02:00:12 PM »

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 02:23:41 PM »
^did my post offend u and Tanner ?
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 02:29:05 PM »
nice...faggots are usually great with this typa shit
Uh oh......Elior's attention died down and he wants some more to boost his fragile ego.

There's not need to call me a faggot, homie. I mean, we're both animal lovers. I rescue hurt birds. You fuck bloated whales. it's a beautiful thing.
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 02:31:03 PM »
^LMAO
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2011, 03:54:23 PM »
nice...faggots are usually great with this typa shit
Uh oh......Elior's attention died down and he wants some more to boost his fragile ego.

There's not need to call me a faggot, homie. I mean, we're both animal lovers. I rescue hurt birds. You fuck bloated whales. it's a beautiful thing.


when did I call u a faggot? looks like somebody here takes that word as a personal insult lmao
 

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Re: I've been trying to keep this bird alive that I found outside all day
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2011, 10:13:48 PM »
sikotic you look like a retarded monkey.
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UPDATE: I have bad news, ladies and gentlemen.

Elano has passed away.