101 Reasons why Friday is a Classic movie.

[budsmokeronly]

#68  the dad gettin bit in the ass by a dog

#69 smokey's car

[gchild213]

70
smoke - "yall ain't never got 2 things that match, peanut butter, no jelly, koolaid no sugar, ham, no burger"

71
craigs dad tells smoke to get out, and smoke suddenlt starts gettin all pissed at em
smoke - "why don't u tell your dad to comb his hair, looks like a bunch of spiders is havin a meeting on his head"

[gchild213]

^^^^^oops i guess those are 75 and 76

#61-craig's woman sayin he's cheating on her when there is a man sleeping RIGHT next to her

haha yeah i always noticed that too, its little shit like that that makes a movie funny

[verbalassaulta]

this movie is a classic 100%...all the way...i love this flick(just bought it on dvd)...
71..or whatever number we are on

for some reason this part kills me everytime
when smokie is trying to get craig to smoke (the way he says "craig") for a couple of lines just kills me...then he's like stimulate your mind...shit is just too much for me .....makes me laugh everytime...along with the rest of the movie...always makes me laugh

[budsmokeronly]

72.  Everything in smokey's room has to do with weed


73.  when craigs mom tells him not to slam the door, but smokey does anyway.

[Trauma-san]

LOL yall can't count.  


#80 - When Smokey Tells his mom, "Get up, Clean, Do SOMETHIN!!!!" DAMN!!!!  lol that's hilarious

#81 - When Janet Jackson shows up, craig's mom goes "Is that Smokey's Girl? She's a BIGGGGG one"  lol

[Quakaveli]

82...classic line "its friday, u aint got no job, u aint got nothing to do!" when tryin ta convince craig to get high

83. craigs dad, hahahahhahahah epecilly when he complains about teh dog biting him and da way he said it, that was funny as fuck...and then he started watchin a video where the dog bities some postman LMAO
 
84. when Smoked hits on craigs sister "when we goan hook up?" and she gives him that loser look, LOL

[Trauma-san]

85: The good bit where Craig's Dad catches him with a gun, then says "What's that for".... All Craig can think to say is "I gotta walk smokey over to his house" (he lives right across the street)... Craig's dad takes him literally, and with real sincerity says "Aw, son, if your mother and I woulda known you'd need a gun to walk somebody across the street, we never woulda moved in here" or something like that.  I thought it was one of the good parts where they actually showed that Craig's Dad, as crazy as he was, really loved him.

86 - The very next part, where Craig's Dad does the whole "A Gun don't make you a man" bit.  

[T.J.]

86 DOnt you ever! Ever! ever ever ever ever ever eveR! come round here!

87 Lil Chris is gambling with Debo n Smokey... he's everywhere

"you want some of me too old man??" "nnnnnno!"

88 "Whats up Big Perm! I mean Big Worm!

89 "what you want"
"what u got"
"boy what the fuck you want"

[AlerG]

Smokey looks down at Craig on the weight-bench and says "you've gotta be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off"

btw what part does dj pooh play?

peace.

[Trauma-san]

91 - when craig's mom tells craig he ain't got no game. "Now your father, HES got game"

[Javier]

i cant believe no one has said this, Smokeys dopest line.

"I got mind control over Debo, when he tells me to shut the fuck up, im quiet, but once he leaves im talkin again"

[BL7]

^^ lmao, I love that line!

btw what part does dj pooh play?

He played red.

[M Dogg™]

#93... When Craigs dad looks at Debbie (Craigs' girl) and says "cutie pie"

#94... Let's not forget Craigs girl... did I mention Nia Long played Debbie

#95... Felisha crackhead ass asking to used to use a VCR to dub shit... LOL

[M Dogg™]

#96... I forgot this...
Reverend: What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Harmony and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man!