More jokes from Pink

[PinkTowelGirl]

10 Things A Man Would Never Say


10. I think Barry Manilow is cool !

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her breasts are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. The chick in "Murder She Wrote" makes me horny.

4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping - I can hold your purse.

2. To hell with "Monday Night Football," let's watch "Murphy Brown."

1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.
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* How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and moan!

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A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
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** Little Johnnie was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths. So his mother decided to put he into a Catholic school. When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously.
So she asked him why. He replied "When I saw that naked guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business"!!

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Yo mama is so fat she had her baby picture taken by satellite.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got on an airplane, only the wings took off!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the airport and asked for the next flight out, they stamped 'Goodyear' on her butt and stuck her on the runway.!
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Yo Mama is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved todeath!!

[Sub-Z]

LOL

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

lol


Peace

[Suga Foot]

funny shit girl!

[TheShiznit227]

10 Things A Man Would Never Say

7. Her breasts are just too big.

I've said that before fa'real...I hate girls that are like too skinny for their breasts...& fat femals have big tits too, that doesnt mean a guy is gonna go after her...