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I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« on: September 03, 2011, 11:23:20 AM »
Bumpin Phil Collins as I ride through your hood/
I've got an itchy trigger finger I might just pull it/
The one who itches is the one who scratches/
So these bitches can get it from this nicca wit a mullet/
I'll go bustin on these mutherfuckers
as I'm bumpin "Land of Confusion"
I'll be abusing the hardest fake sissy gee'z
Please know that this shit ain't gone be nice/
I'll be having you looking like the bumbs
in that video for "Another Day In Paradise"
I'll take on 100 of you fake Southern G's
bumpin your Weezy and Lil Bootsie/
I'll treat you like Buster, but bitch this ain't no movie/
I'll rob everything you got in your crib
and when the cops ask you "Do You Remember"
you better not Remember Shit/
When I choke out your throat you'll be gasping for air/
To know the true meaning of "When I'm Feeling Blue"
This verse was just Round 1
check back later for Round 2
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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
 :eh: :eh: :eh:

maybe try to rhyme next time?

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 03:39:20 PM »
Brian, are you pretending that certain members of DUBCC live on the same street and you do a drive by and kill them all?
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 03:54:58 PM »
Brian, are you pretending that certain members of DUBCC live on the same street and you do a drive by and kill them all?

It's no pretending, I've been a gangsta since my genesis
I don't live on one street, I'm omnipresent, everywhere I exist/
I'll smash your fucking face, and but up your rib bones/
Have you crying to the ambulance "just take me home"
And since you believe that Eminem is Satanic/
I tell you to lay off the crack and smoke this Chronic/
But you can't smoke, chill and learn to take a joke/
So your ass will just get smoked, cause I'm an impatient bloc/
So give this message to Saint Peter, my words are inspired by angel Gabrial
That I'm such a badass my nickname was Lucifer, and that was in Jail/
but in the streets I'm just known as a cold O.G.
I'm "Throwing it all Away" in a game of Monopoly
Cause "I Can Feel It In The Air Tonight"
that these punk ass bitches is about to die/
Son of Sam, and this has been a long hot summer/
Need a hitman, then "Don't Lose My Number"
 
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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 04:49:14 PM »
lol @ this clown rapping about Phil Collins & calling himself a gangsta.
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 11:38:11 AM »
Time to wake up Brian, your ass is asleep
Your such a follower you named your click after some sheep
You've got a massive head and known to hover hands
and your poor son will be the same because he was never taught how to be a man
But even if you were around, you'd be a bad role model
living in fantasy land while your baby needs it's bottle
I feel sorry for your keyboard, i bet you pound it when you type
gotta vent that anger somewhere, but it'll never be in a real fight
So when you talk tough and that you'll smash my fucking face
I just shake my head in disgust at this fool thats a disgrace
You're a fake muslim by day and a real bitch by night
trying to hide your true colors but too dumb to do it right
With as many keystyles as you have done over the years
You'd think you could rhyme better and not come off like a queer
You say you're "100% 1996"
being stuck in the past is not something to be proud of, bitch
So listen up peter pan I'd love to stay and play
but I'm gonna finish this bowl and hit the pool on this lovely sunny day
See Brian, that's how you keep it real in your raps
but your whole life is a facade, so i don't expect you to grasp that.
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 06:30:07 PM »
^Damn! Someone call the coroner.
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
Time to wake up Brian, your ass is asleep
Your such a follower you named your click after some sheep
You've got a massive head and known to hover hands
and your poor son will be the same because he was never taught how to be a man
But even if you were around, you'd be a bad role model
living in fantasy land while your baby needs it's bottle
I feel sorry for your keyboard, i bet you pound it when you type
gotta vent that anger somewhere, but it'll never be in a real fight
So when you talk tough and that you'll smash my fucking face
I just shake my head in disgust at this fool thats a disgrace
You're a fake muslim by day and a real bitch by night
trying to hide your true colors but too dumb to do it right
With as many keystyles as you have done over the years
You'd think you could rhyme better and not come off like a queer
You say you're "100% 1996"
being stuck in the past is not something to be proud of, bitch
So listen up peter pan I'd love to stay and play
but I'm gonna finish this bowl and hit the pool on this lovely sunny day
See Brian, that's how you keep it real in your raps
but your whole life is a facade, so i don't expect you to grasp that.


"When I'm feeling blue"/
I just do a drive by and blast you/
Cause that's just what gangsta's do/
And I've been gangsta since my young days
as a bloc in Europe I been through wars/
You better watch what the fuck you say,
Because this types of shit happens "Everyday"
First these nicca's tried to test me
and said I could be the lead singer of Genesis/
So I said fuck it, grabbed the mic at the show/
And cold busted into a freestyle of "Su-Su-Suddio"
I'll pound that ass like I was pounded a drum kit/
check out my video's some I even directed/
Like this one, this bitch was so lame and tired/
Wouldn't listen when I explained the title "No Jacket Required"
Then this strange bloc started doing some word association/
So I played along till we started coming up with an ill ass creation/
But the director took it too far, so I told him it was out of my reach
So we just said fuck it and did the video at the beach...

So check out my video you little bitch/
Cause if this shit ain't gangsta, then I don't know what is!!!

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2011, 03:46:28 PM »
Is this supposed to be funny?
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2011, 03:51:04 PM »
Is this supposed to be funny?

I'm known for a disarming sense of humor
The groupies just love it and think it's neat/
It disarms the haters from getting "In Too Deep"
Cause I've got to "Hold on my Heart"
To keep from Crippin up and jus Blastin You/
No wonder my biggest hit was "When I'm Feeling Blue"!!!
I know Snoop on a first name basis/
I'd put him down in my crew like I'd let Clampton be the bassist/
Try to play me for a fool and get a bullets to your Brain/
My shot gun sangs nicca, boy I really "Wish It Would Rain"!!!
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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2011, 04:25:37 PM »
Is this supposed to be funny?

It's actually 100% serious.
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2011, 05:12:01 PM »
 :grumpy:
 

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 10:54:06 PM »
Time to wake up Brian, your ass is asleep
Your such a follower you named your click after some sheep
You've got a massive head and known to hover hands
and your poor son will be the same because he was never taught how to be a man
But even if you were around, you'd be a bad role model
living in fantasy land while your baby needs it's bottle
I feel sorry for your keyboard, i bet you pound it when you type
gotta vent that anger somewhere, but it'll never be in a real fight
So when you talk tough and that you'll smash my fucking face
I just shake my head in disgust at this fool thats a disgrace
You're a fake muslim by day and a real bitch by night
trying to hide your true colors but too dumb to do it right
With as many keystyles as you have done over the years
You'd think you could rhyme better and not come off like a queer
You say you're "100% 1996"
being stuck in the past is not something to be proud of, bitch
So listen up peter pan I'd love to stay and play
but I'm gonna finish this bowl and hit the pool on this lovely sunny day
See Brian, that's how you keep it real in your raps
but your whole life is a facade, so i don't expect you to grasp that.



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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2011, 11:10:54 PM »
Phil Collins sings the song for Captain Planet.

That's pretty gangsta if you ask me.

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Re: I'm gangsta like Phil Collins
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 07:11:41 AM »
Phil Collins sings the song for Captain Planet.

That's pretty gangsta if you ask me.

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i thought he just wrote the lyrics not sing it
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