Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!

[Woodrow]

http://www.nationstates.net

Here is my nation of Engel-rock

The Republic of Engel-Rock
Motto: "Keep it G'd Up from the feet up"

UN Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Engel-Rock is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A healthy private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Engel-Rock's national animal is the gangsta and its currency is the quik.

Try it out and post your's up! My first issue that I delt with was this:

The Issue
Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Engel-Rock's seedier casinos.

The Debate
Social activist Billy-Bob Dredd is outraged. "Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It's no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Engel-Rock's international reputation and it must be stopped!"

However, Crown Casino chairperson Colin Thiesen says, "What's wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren't gambling, they'd be spraypainting trains."

[Woodrow]

By the way, the server load is kind of heavy so I've been getting sluggish preformace lately.

[King Tech Quadafi]

The Peoples Republic of Techniec

Civil Rights: Excellent

Economy: Basket Case

Political Freedoms: Some

"Death to America"

Location: the South Pacific
The People's Republic of Techniec is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Techniec's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tech.

[Woodrow]

I read that in the next version that there might be a "War" option.

If so, watch out The Peoples Republic of Techniec!!!!  

[OutSider]

The Democratic States of PinkTowel Nations
"Why cant we all just get along"

UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Superb

Location: the South Pacific
The Democratic States of PinkTowel Nations is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Defence and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. PinkTowel Nations's national animal is the russian blue , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the towel fibers.

[Don Jacob]

  The United States of Tobasco
"Peace Love and hot sauce for all"

UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The United States of Tobasco is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tobasco's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dinero.



lol i don't know where the  the black market for automotives came from lol

[Don Jacob]

we should move all of our nations to another location, to have a healthy competition going, just found that option and it sounds tight.......what do y'all think?

[M Dogg™]

The Empire of The Inland
"The New World Power"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific

The Empire of The Inland is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 13%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. The Inland's national animal is the the buffalo and its currency is the greens.

The Issue
National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.

The Debate
"My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Prudence McGuffin. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."

"Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner Buffy King, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."

[HBKid_Jr]

The Confederacy of Baba Worshipers
"If we dont like you, where going to kill you "

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the South Pacific
The Confederacy of Baba Worshipers is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its burgeoning racoon population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 13%. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Crime is a problem. Baba Worshipers's national animal is the racoon and its currency is the baba bill.

word jake thats a dope idea

[M Dogg™]

hey... if ya'all are going continue... I created a new region other than the South Pacific... just copy "The West Coast Connection" and we can all go there.

[HBKid_Jr]

Im also having a problem with nudists,  lmao

[Don Jacob]

the united states of tobasco is the 2nd nation to join the region of the west coast connection

[M Dogg™]

Hell yeah... a left leaning college state, and a dictatorship... should be great. I had to be a dictator... I'm doing a paper on Fidal Castro... lol

[Don Jacob]

lol

[CharlieBrown]

  The Holy Empire of HRH Charles
"Smoke Crack Everyday"

UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Basket Case Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: The West Coast Connection
The Holy Empire of HRH Charles is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 65%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime is totally unknown. HRH Charles's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sense.

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for HRH Charles's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sloths could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the sloth population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bill Christmas. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have sloth kebabs, sloth pies, sloth-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"I agree that something needs to be done about sloth over-population," says random passer-by Buffy Summers, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Charles Christmas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The sloths were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The sloth is part of what makes HRH Charles a great nation!"