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Don Seer

Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2003, 08:32:37 AM »
haha....  ;D (shit was majorly slow here too)

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  The Dictatorship of Dubcc
"CPG Fo Lyfe!"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Some

Location: the South Pacific
The Dictatorship of Dubcc is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Crime is relatively low. Dubcc's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dope beat.

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Don Seer

Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2003, 09:14:24 AM »
hey... if ya'all are going continue... I created a new region other than the South Pacific... just copy "The West Coast Connection" and we can all go there.

ok.. for those that havent found it yet click where it says the region and theres an option to 'move to a new region' above the big list (i'm in now.. hehe)

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2003, 11:40:42 AM »
The Democratic States of Terango
"Destroy & Rebuild"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The West Coast Connection
The Democratic States of Terango is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing industries.

Crime is moderate. Terango's national animal is the butterfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.
 

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2003, 12:41:02 PM »
*kicks his computer in frustration*

how the fuck do i get into westcoast connection? i mean i found the region, how do i join?
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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2003, 01:45:38 PM »
there should be a link that says move to this region


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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2003, 03:29:32 PM »
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And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale.
lmao @ m doggs issue
 

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2003, 03:32:40 PM »
hehe this is dope, props to Engel for finding it.

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The United Socialist States of Locomoco
"Get Up, Get Out And Do Something"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the South Pacific
The United Socialist States of Locomoco is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning godzilla population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.

Crime is relatively low. Locomoco's national animal is the godzilla and its currency is the booboo.

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2003, 03:38:12 PM »
My first issue, hmm this is a tough one  :)

The Issue
The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.

The Debate
"These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Billy O'Bannon. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."
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"These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue," pleads George W. Chicago. "Too often, animals are put through needless cruelty, just to make their flesh taste a little more deliciously succulent. I'm sure we could ban the more horrific abuses without putting too much of a dent in our national obesity figures. Couldn't we?"
[Accept]


"Animals have feelings too!" yelled protestor Buffy du Pont, before being set upon by hungry passers-by. "Free the animals! Ban meat-eating!"
[Accept]


Economist Calvin Broadside has an alternative. "You don't need to take away the people's right to choose. You just need to build the costs of animal suffering into the price. A tax on meat-eating, in proportion to the amount of cruelty involved, would do the trick. Plus think of the benefit for the national coffers! Of course, poor people wouldn't be able to afford meat, but that's just more incentive for them to get jobs."
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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2003, 03:50:22 PM »
he Empire of Wealth and Prosperity
"In Order For Light To Shine, There Must Be Darkness"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The West Coast Connection

The Empire of Wealth and Prosperity is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its burgeoning black leopard population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Soda Sales.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wealth and Prosperity's national animal is the black leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the parsuk.


Looks like a dope game, but is slow, peace

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2003, 09:13:57 PM »
The Incorporated States of Capitalist Ideals
"None Necessary"

UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms
Location: the South Pacific

The Incorporated States of Capitalist Ideals is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Capitalist Ideals's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

 

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2003, 09:23:14 PM »
The People's Republic of Rain Hilton
"Living Today For A Better Tomorrow"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Fair
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: The West Coast Connection

The People's Republic of Rain Hilton is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dog population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Soda Sales and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rain Hilton's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the knowler.



this is dope

props for finding and recommending it engel-rock
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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2003, 05:37:39 AM »
Today's United Nations Report

The Stupidest Citizens in The West Coast Connection

The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in UN studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".

1. The Republic of Engel-Rock
2. The Confederacy of Bone Smugglers
3. The Empire of The Inland
4. The Empire of Wealth and Prosperity
5. The United Socialist States of Locomoco
 

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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2003, 08:40:13 AM »
Doh!

At least everybody's got the $$$
 

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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2003, 09:50:35 AM »
Today's United Nations Report

The Stupidest Citizens in The West Coast Connection

The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in UN studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".

1. The Republic of Engel-Rock
2. The Confederacy of Bone Smugglers
3. The Empire of The Inland
4. The Empire of Wealth and Prosperity
5. The United Socialist States of Locomoco


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Re:Think you are the bomb politican? Create your own nation!
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2003, 10:49:28 AM »
lol at that list....guess which country has the least stupidist people.....he he he
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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