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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2011, 04:21:47 PM »
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
God answered to me..not all the time...but when I really need it.
It seems God will answer in time...if you truly believe in God, you will have faith.
Well I need this Razor scooter now, nigga. I ain't got all day.

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I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

u cant ask god for such things... ask god 4 wealth

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2011, 07:06:20 PM »
seriously u americans are as dumbs as middle easterns when its comes to belief in a imaginery semetic deity
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2011, 11:47:44 AM »
I like how most people get this thread, but some people just don't.

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lol @ Gamecube. Obviously still not obvious enough for some people.
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2011, 01:46:31 PM »
seriously u americans are as dumbs as middle easterns when its comes to belief in a imaginery semetic deity

Simple logic would prove that we are here so therefore something must have created us as a people, or us as a world, or us as a Universe.  Therefore, Islam in essence is the worship of that Creator.  Whatever the highest Power is that's what a Muslim submits himself to in prayer.  And in that prayer the Muslim draws inspiration from his Creator to grow into God-consciousness. 

The Prophet Muhammad, pbuh, meditated in the cave of Hera and received inspiration from Allah through his meditations.   At the time of the Prophet Muhammad the poets were very powerful in Arab society.  So Allah blessed Muhammad with the Qu'ran, and the Qu'ran was a book of rhythm, rhyme, and great poetry for Muslims to meditate to and elevate themselves in knowledge and discipline.
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2011, 10:07:06 AM »
^^

oh yes, the marvellous sophistry of the god of the gaps  ::)

it it clearly irrational, not logical to think that a transparent intangible object with wings spoke to a 7th century capitalist merchant in a cave to spread the message...........there no way that can be incorrect RITE ? lol

go learn about quantam fluctuation
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2012, 05:23:18 PM »
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

PEACE!
GOd did answer you the answer was no.

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2012, 12:45:10 PM »
LOL, funny thread.  Wish I knew.  All I know is that I've been praying for a new ipod, money, new car and game cube and no answers yet...

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2012, 12:40:51 PM »
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

For the first 10 days of human existence God was hard at work answering prayers. Then he was like fuck these bitchass humans always asking for stupid shit and started ignoring.
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2012, 04:10:12 AM »
Yeah, Allah will answer the prayers.  You just have to do it the right way...

-  First you have to make wudu (ablution) properly, washing with water your face, wrists, head, arms, ankles...   

-Then when you go to pray you first make clear to Allah that you intention is to pray for such and such thing.

-Then as you are praying, when you are in the bowing position of the prayer, and especially in the prostration position of the prayer (because the prostration position of an Islamic prayer is when you are said to be closest to Allah) you ask Allah for what you want.

-Then after completing the prayer you have to glorify Allah and mention his attributes, for example you say, "Ohhh Allah, you make the conditions for getting such and such, so please make it's attainment easy for me, you are the giver and there is nothing you are not capable of, you simply say "Be and it Is".

-Then you mention some of your good deeds to Allah, and ask for the thing on a account of your good deeds.  "Like Ohh Allah, On account of my deed of giving such and such for such person or doing such and such, please reward me with such and such thing."

-Then after finishing, open up your wallet and whatever cash you have in there, whether it's 1 dollar or 60 dollars (I only take 60 out of the ATM when I go to the ATM so I rarely have more than that in cash with me) you take whatever cash is in your wallet and drop it in the charity box of the masjid as you leave to purify your prayer.

Works for me!

WORK FOR ME TOO BRO & IT WORKS ALL THE TIME
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 08:22:00 AM »
Yeah, Allah will answer the prayers.  You just have to do it the right way...

-  First you have to make wudu (ablution) properly, washing with water your face, wrists, head, arms, ankles...   

-Then when you go to pray you first make clear to Allah that you intention is to pray for such and such thing.

-Then as you are praying, when you are in the bowing position of the prayer, and especially in the prostration position of the prayer (because the prostration position of an Islamic prayer is when you are said to be closest to Allah) you ask Allah for what you want.

-Then after completing the prayer you have to glorify Allah and mention his attributes, for example you say, "Ohhh Allah, you make the conditions for getting such and such, so please make it's attainment easy for me, you are the giver and there is nothing you are not capable of, you simply say "Be and it Is".

-Then you mention some of your good deeds to Allah, and ask for the thing on a account of your good deeds.  "Like Ohh Allah, On account of my deed of giving such and such for such person or doing such and such, please reward me with such and such thing."

-Then after finishing, open up your wallet and whatever cash you have in there, whether it's 1 dollar or 60 dollars (I only take 60 out of the ATM when I go to the ATM so I rarely have more than that in cash with me) you take whatever cash is in your wallet and drop it in the charity box of the masjid as you leave to purify your prayer.

Works for me!

WORK FOR ME TOO BRO & IT WORKS ALL THE TIME

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2012, 02:17:08 AM »
So I've been reading the Bible and praying like a muthafucka, yall! How come God ain't hearin me? Am I being impatient?

I asked God if my parents would get me Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Gamecube, GTA3 on PS2 and a new Razor scooter and I didn't get any of that shit.

Any of y'all had your prayers answred before?

For the first 10 days of human existence God was hard at work answering prayers. Then he was like fuck these bitchass humans always asking for stupid shit and started ignoring.

sounds about right

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2012, 05:05:02 PM »
When I was younger I used to pray here and there, but not for petty stuff like games or whatever but for stuff that I could have never had any input on. After all, I could get money and buy a game, or steal it or something. But you don't have influence on your uncle's fight with cancer and how he progresses or how the battle goes. And while my intellect told me that praying couldn't possibly work, I still did it just to have someone to "talk to", and hey, even if it doesn't work it won't hurt either.

So in the end I think it's just a way to get things off your chest and "put in someone else's hands".

Now while the thread doesn't seem to be meant as being too serious, all I have to say is: Who in their right mind wastes a prayer for a lame gamecube game? Should have went for a playstation bundle.
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2012, 06:23:46 PM »
praying is for the insecure and weakminded people with no heart. God is a santa for grownups.
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2012, 06:53:23 PM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2012, 07:58:27 PM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigga sigh
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2012, 08:07:49 PM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you belive it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigga sigh



U sound bitchmade
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2012, 08:24:06 PM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2012, 05:27:21 AM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2012, 11:48:47 AM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"


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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2012, 11:54:16 AM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"

Belief has to be stronger than the belief that is going against you...
Wowzers!
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2012, 12:37:35 PM »
What is true... Is true for you...

Meaning prayer can work if you believe it will...

Prayer is just an analog way of using the law of attraction and making an Idol a middle man.

Lol, did Nik introduce you to that "The Secret" movie? LMFAO. Sigh nigger sigh

No I came across the secret about 7 years ago but already believed the premise of the belief.
 

If it were true, Megan Fox were due to fucking millions of ugly niggas and everybody would win millions in the lottery, etc

Nik would've already went plat with "I'm your boyfriend now nancy"

Belief has to be stronger than the belief that is going against you...


Haha, I would off myself immediately if the world was going only in ways the most fanatic pray for. :D

Cool system, though. But it must have been fucking boring 12 billion years for god until humans gained consciuousness then.

Do apes pray?

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2012, 02:35:14 PM »
if you taught them to they would. prayer is a learned behavior... even tho it does work

i bet you can get an animal to give you a piece of it's life force or energy.
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2012, 10:32:09 AM »
praying don't work

however stealing and then asking for forgiveness works
 

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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2012, 10:44:48 AM »
if you taught them to they would. prayer is a learned behavior... even tho it does work

i bet you can get an animal to give you a piece of it's life force or energy.

You mean the way you can get a piece of a virgin's life force? :-X
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Re: Does God really answer prayer?
« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2012, 01:23:18 PM »
He's answered my prayers before
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