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PinkTowelGirl

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stop me if you heard this one
« on: December 04, 2001, 08:58:22 AM »
Proud Dads
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, hes so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."


The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, hes so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.


The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. But then HE got his break and they made him a stock broker. In fact, hes so rich that he just gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his birthday.


The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well Im embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that hes gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday."  :P
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Re: stop me if you heard this one
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2001, 09:08:25 AM »
STOP!
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Re: stop me if you heard this one
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2001, 11:46:47 PM »
lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: stop me if you heard this one
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2001, 07:45:22 PM »
lol
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Re: stop me if you heard this one
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2001, 07:09:42 AM »
;D ;D
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