Kobe Bryant Poem-- 10 Years... Divorce School Lesson 10

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Divorce School Lesson 10

Kobe Bryant Poem—10 Years


Let us all take a moment of silence
And reflect on Kobe Bryant
And while reflecting please do not start crying
While thinking about the 100 million dollars he will be supplying
To his ex wife who has finally ceased in trying
To understand why her husband loves to fuck women

Please..Let’s have a moment of silence
And try to understand Mr Bryant
Loving pussy does not make you evil or a tyrant,
Think about Kobe Bryant,
he can jump almost 7 feet above your floor,
and it is very possible that his dick is way longer and harder than yours,
and its hard to not pay attention to what’s running you
when you have 8 to ten inches of athletic dick sticking out in front of you
Don’t lie and be a chump, and swear that if you where a super athlete making 30 million dollars a year that you would not want to fuck and hump
And you would not think you got very lucky
To every day hear various beautiful women begging fuck me, fuck me, fuck me

So let us all have a moment of reflection
And think of Mr. Bryant turning away attention
To the hundreds of beautiful women who would like to relieve his tension
And put him inside their pussy without using prevention
And take another brief moment to mention
The women trying to knock down his door and climb through his window
After every basketball convention

Now before we start any bullshit lying
lets talk for real about Kobe Bryant
I said..before we start any bullshit moaning and crying
lets get hella fucking real and talk about Kobe Bryant
and let us all bear witness
to another American wife who did not handle her business
Her man is making millions a year without fail
and forced to sneak and fuck the waitress in the ass at a hotel?
He shoots the ball well scores hard and wins championships
and you tell me his bitch can’t get him a bitch?
And she is all acting sad and fussy
when the reason he got good at basketball was to get pussy

She has a gardener a lawyer and maid
talking shit now and wants to get paid
He is sweating on the court and winning against the best in the world
and she is really mad at him because he fucked a girl?

Now Kobe needs a head exam or to be tested
IF you make 30 million a year
and are getting so little pussy that you are getting arrested
now you are in court with lawyers and have to fight
when your wife should have had a choice of 5 women for you every night
can't you see what I mean
his wife does not have to cook, does not have to clean
don't have to drive
has bodyguards and security keeping her alive
sucks dick a little bit
got tutors and teachers to teach the kids shit
everybody is admiring
diamond rings and jewelry
acting liked she worked so hard..She lying
when is the last time that bitch has even seen an iron?
when is the last time that Mrs. Bryant folded some clothes
she probably has an assistant to wipe her nose
people probably say excuse me when she pass gas
could even afford a team of people to wipe her ass
she got cooks , hair stylists and hands for massages
Ferraris, Bentley Coupes and Mercedes parked in the garages
gold chains and diamonds and bank accounts and shit
and she can't get 2 or three bitches to suck Kobe’s dick?
100 million is monstrous and that shit is preposterous
You got a job paying 10 million dollars a year
and you sitting on your ass chilling just kicked up your feet.
and your man is horny as fuck chasing prostitutes on the street?
while you saying no baby, you should just beat your meat
and resist your sexual urges and fight
and beat away the pussy that’s offered to him every night

Mrs. Bryant had a fantastic job lets make it real clear
She has been steady making and banking 10 million every year
And still getting money for cars, shoes and dresses
So its not just 10 million a year, that’s 10 million plus expenses

What other job could you bank 100 million in checks
and not even know that the boss likes sex
because if I had a job paying 10 million stacks
I'd have bitches lined up for the boss doing naked jumping jacks
with titties bouncing up and down like flap jacks
and beautiful dimepieces on his desk with their legs open lying on their backs
and some on their knees on his couch with freshly oiled up ass cracks

lets get to the truth if you really want to hear
the real reason why Kobes wife divorced him after 10 years

In the state of California after 10 years of being your wife
You are legally bound to pay alimony for the rest of your life
And every body said "Oh shit no way"
After Kobe was getting divorced after 10 years and 1 day
And they raised their eyebrows and opened their ears
And wondered why the fuck they are getting divorced after 10 years?
In the state of California after 10 years of being your wife
You are now legally bound to pay alimony for life

They got me too I can't front
my wife divorced me too after 10 years and 2 months
and she got the best of me...and gave the worst to me
after divorcing my ass after our tenth anniversary
I was shocked of course...but that’s when I first learned the rules of divorce
every year under ten..
you pay alimony for half that’s very kind to a friend
if she decides that she wants to hit the door
and you been married for 8 years, you pay alimony for four.
but in the state of California after ten years of being your wife
you are legally bound to pay alimony for life
so if you live to 80 you will still be in tears
after paying a check to a bitch you ain’t fuck for 50 years
and that shit is not cool
but that’s just lesson 10 to learn in divorce school

CODA

what kobe needed was a sex roadie
a methodical and persistent sex assistant
flies in to town first, interviews women,
and finds which ones are the mostly likely to keep that dick cuming
have em sign papers, bond them,
take the woman to his room, hand out the condoms
wait outside the door, while kobe hits the pussy, fucks it a little more
have her sign some exit papers,
that guarantee for sure that Kobe did not rape her
treat her real nice, sexy and sassy, then get her a taxi
After Kobe boned,
then send that bitch home,
and after that night she can leave him the fuck alone
send her a thank you card, with an extra blessing
and every year the assistant sends her a little christmas present
you don’t think he should have did this?
fucked her straight up and respectful
and also had a witness
Who said Kobe “here take this pussy and hit this”
Dude, handle your business

Do you HONESTLY believe when he married his wife
He was thinking about fucking one pussy for the rest of his life
What purpose was he meeting?
Getting married only to constantly get busted for cheating
What’s the pretense, that shit makes no sense
When he still has to pay
And got kicked out of his own house anyway

He could have just lived on his own
And bought his baby mama a nice place down the street
to raise the kids until they are grown
And with that simple picture
He’d be 100 million richer

I think the marriage game needs a shake up
Or anybody getting any money needs to wake up
Because if you have your paper up
And paid your dues
Marriage is just a scam for you to get sued
Just pay and take care of your babies
Because losing 100 million over some pussy
Is motherfucking crazy

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