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FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« on: November 29, 2001, 09:23:11 PM »
Aiight it's 12:20am right now. I gotta go to school in about 6 hours and I am very tired. My dog isn't tired tho. Usually the bastard knows his role and goes in the garage BUT NO NOT THIS FUCKIN TIME! HE FINDS IT AS A JOKE TO MAKE HIS MASTER RUN AROUND THE FUCKIN NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A GOD DAMN HOUR!!!!!

I would leave his bitch ass but you have to understand he is a little Shi-Tzu and can easily be ran over. Last time I said fuck it and left him he was attacked by coyotes and almost died so leaving him out is not an option.

I swear when I find that muthafucka I'ma beat the shit outta him and die him up in my garage for the rest of his life.....and thats if I just don't kill him right away.
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2001, 09:37:43 PM »
Aight its 10 minutes later....

I found him in a Dead End 2 blocks down from my house (mind you I'm chasing him in my t-shirt, boxers and Homer Simpson slippers). I had him cornered and the fucker was growling at me. If you know me I don't take no back talk from man or beast so I beat him with my broom I carried with me. When he was distracted I grabbed for him. He saw me and bit me on my forearm and started running off. I don;t know how I was keepin up with him in my Homer slippers but I dived and got him. Being the mean bastard I am I grabbed him by the leash so he was hanging all the way to the house where I threw his 15 pound ass into the garage.

I just got those Homer slippers and they are messed up and I just took a shower now I gotta take another one since I'm sweatin like a mofo.

And they call dogs man's best friend. BunchaBullshit!!!
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2001, 10:20:13 PM »
this is quite possibly the  funniest  shit   ive ever read on a message board  .    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2001, 11:26:21 PM »
Sikotic you must be living a pretty interesting life why dont you right a book about it?

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or maybe Tha Last Shower?

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I be one of those tall skinny cats with the four-nine
Three-eleven that rips through Power-U's and breaks spines
I culture power-tuggin' boys who be drunk, buggin'
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2001, 05:16:13 AM »
hahahaha.. thats funny
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2001, 05:42:05 AM »
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I don't take no back talk from man or beast so I beat him with my broom I carried with me.



:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2001, 07:04:41 AM »
lmao
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2001, 07:34:56 AM »

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I would leave his bitch ass but you have to understand he is a little Shi-Tzu and can easily be ran over. Last time I said fuck it and left him he was attacked by coyotes and almost died so leaving him out is not an option.



LoL, im sorry that is tha funniest thing ive heard
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2001, 08:49:46 AM »
LMMFAO
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2001, 10:01:51 AM »

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I grabbed him by the leash so he was hanging all the way to the house where I threw his 15 pound ass into the garage.



Bwahahahahahahaahaahaaha !    
oh  shit i could just picture that poor  dogg   gettin carried off  like that .  LMFAOO
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2001, 02:41:56 PM »
LMMFAO!!!!!!


sikotic i know exactly how you feel, my dog  messes with me too, i get really pissed
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2001, 02:43:06 PM »
lol

i just had a visual of a black monopoly man runnin after a dog,lol
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2001, 02:59:30 PM »

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Sikotic you must be living a pretty interesting life why dont you right a book about it?

Shetzustyle

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No Slippers Top Dogg

or maybe Tha Last Shower?

;D



LMAO!!!

Me and Rocky are cool now. I over fed him so he would be too tired to run away tonight  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2001, 03:39:19 PM »
lmao,damn this is just tooooooo funny
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2001, 04:58:35 PM »
LOL.. now thats some funny shit.. damn dogs get so stubborn sometimes.. damn thse homer simpson slippers sound tight lol.. where do u get em at?
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2001, 05:23:48 PM »
I dunno. My aunt bought them for my birthday a few months back.
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2001, 05:57:55 PM »
yo sikotic how old are you?
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2001, 09:06:23 PM »
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Me and Rocky are cool now. I over fed him so he would be too tired to run away tonight  


LOL this kinda therapy can end up Big Pun, dont practice it too often.


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yo sikotic how old are you?


How does that relate to that dog story???
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I be one of those tall skinny cats with the four-nine
Three-eleven that rips through Power-U's and breaks spines
I culture power-tuggin' boys who be drunk, buggin'
Lovin' loud noise from toys, club thuggin'
Sweet chocolate deluxe, rugged, sexy buttercup
That don't give a fuck about the cop in the club
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2001, 09:19:47 PM »

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How does that relate to that dog story???



nuttin.just about his signiture wit his face i jus wonderin how old he is
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2001, 09:23:29 PM »
as far as i know, hes 17
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2001, 09:49:16 PM »
he looks like 30 in that picture (no offence)
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2001, 12:47:51 AM »
lol man u mustnt of laid the smacketh down on ur bitch ass dog when it was young... my sister wouldnt let me even touch the dog caus she knew i was gonan mess it up caus it runs away... now hes a lil biznitch and i always gotta chase him down teh street.. but now i get my own back and beat his candy ass back inside... but fa real u gotta lay the law down on ur dog when u first get it.. or else it runs shit..
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2001, 06:39:40 PM »

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he looks like 30 in that picture (no offence)


Fa real? Dope. I'm 17 tho.

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LOL this kinda therapy can end up Big Pun, dont practice it too often.


LOL! I only do it when I don't feed him for a couple of days :)

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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2001, 07:01:51 PM »
that is the funniest story ive eva read.  i  fell on the floor and on the way down i hit my head on the keyboard and knocked myself out.


Peace
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2001, 07:15:53 PM »
Ouch....I'll be sure to make my dog pay for your suffering.
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