Author Topic: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!  (Read 353 times)

Sikotic™

FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« on: November 29, 2001, 08:23:11 PM »
Aiight it's 12:20am right now. I gotta go to school in about 6 hours and I am very tired. My dog isn't tired tho. Usually the bastard knows his role and goes in the garage BUT NO NOT THIS FUCKIN TIME! HE FINDS IT AS A JOKE TO MAKE HIS MASTER RUN AROUND THE FUCKIN NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A GOD DAMN HOUR!!!!!

I would leave his bitch ass but you have to understand he is a little Shi-Tzu and can easily be ran over. Last time I said fuck it and left him he was attacked by coyotes and almost died so leaving him out is not an option.

I swear when I find that muthafucka I'ma beat the shit outta him and die him up in my garage for the rest of his life.....and thats if I just don't kill him right away.
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2001, 08:37:43 PM »
Aight its 10 minutes later....

I found him in a Dead End 2 blocks down from my house (mind you I'm chasing him in my t-shirt, boxers and Homer Simpson slippers). I had him cornered and the fucker was growling at me. If you know me I don't take no back talk from man or beast so I beat him with my broom I carried with me. When he was distracted I grabbed for him. He saw me and bit me on my forearm and started running off. I don;t know how I was keepin up with him in my Homer slippers but I dived and got him. Being the mean bastard I am I grabbed him by the leash so he was hanging all the way to the house where I threw his 15 pound ass into the garage.

I just got those Homer slippers and they are messed up and I just took a shower now I gotta take another one since I'm sweatin like a mofo.

And they call dogs man's best friend. BunchaBullshit!!!
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2001, 09:20:13 PM »
this is quite possibly the  funniest  shit   ive ever read on a message board  .    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2001, 10:26:21 PM »
Sikotic you must be living a pretty interesting life why dont you right a book about it?

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or maybe Tha Last Shower?

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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2001, 04:16:13 AM »
hahahaha.. thats funny
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2001, 04:42:05 AM »
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I don't take no back talk from man or beast so I beat him with my broom I carried with me.



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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2001, 06:04:41 AM »
lmao
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2001, 06:34:56 AM »

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I would leave his bitch ass but you have to understand he is a little Shi-Tzu and can easily be ran over. Last time I said fuck it and left him he was attacked by coyotes and almost died so leaving him out is not an option.



LoL, im sorry that is tha funniest thing ive heard
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2001, 07:49:46 AM »
LMMFAO
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2001, 09:01:51 AM »

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I grabbed him by the leash so he was hanging all the way to the house where I threw his 15 pound ass into the garage.



Bwahahahahahahaahaahaaha !    
oh  shit i could just picture that poor  dogg   gettin carried off  like that .  LMFAOO
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2001, 01:41:56 PM »
LMMFAO!!!!!!


sikotic i know exactly how you feel, my dog  messes with me too, i get really pissed
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2001, 01:43:06 PM »
lol

i just had a visual of a black monopoly man runnin after a dog,lol
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2001, 01:59:30 PM »

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Sikotic you must be living a pretty interesting life why dont you right a book about it?

Shetzustyle

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No Slippers Top Dogg

or maybe Tha Last Shower?

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LMAO!!!

Me and Rocky are cool now. I over fed him so he would be too tired to run away tonight  ;D
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2001, 02:39:19 PM »
lmao,damn this is just tooooooo funny
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Re: FUCK MY DOG THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2001, 03:58:35 PM »
LOL.. now thats some funny shit.. damn dogs get so stubborn sometimes.. damn thse homer simpson slippers sound tight lol.. where do u get em at?
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