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The worlds dumbest deaths....
« on: December 01, 2001, 09:44:48 PM »
there is a book called this... and well its funny, real funny... not that people died, but how they died... this one cracked me up

Being a salesman is a hard job. John Rivers a Dallas Salesman learned that in August 1989. Rivers was in the processe of selling some bullet proof window panes to a construction firm that was looking for the right kind of window for their 20 story hotel.  Rivers who was trying to sell the more expensive window pane told the firm that they were bullet proof and could withstand the hardest of any force. In order to prove this he told the men that he could run straight into the window pane without it breaking. So the men watch .... from the 17th floor. Rivers took some steps back and ran straight for the window... he leaped in the air and hit the window.... which broke and left john suspended in mid-air, 17 stories above ground... rivers fell to his death... he was 32 years old.



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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2001, 09:47:13 PM »
beat this one,  im not to sure about tha exact deteils,  some guy in his house was gettin his mail of suptin,  he slipped an hit his head,  he got knocked,  he landed in his cats water dish an drowned to death in it
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2001, 09:49:06 PM »
OMG!   ...... I don't know if that's a "dumb" death, i would call it a "fucked up" death....

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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2001, 09:49:59 PM »
Two drivers were heading toward each other in a very foggy weather, and they stuck their heads outside the side windows so they could see and drove until bumped each others heads... both died.  :-/ ;D
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2001, 09:51:09 PM »

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Two drivers were heading toward each other in a very foggy weather, and they stuck their heads outside the side windows so they could see and drove until bumped each others heads... both died.  :-/ ;D

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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2001, 09:51:09 PM »
That is fucked up. Has anyone seen the movie Magnolia? Pretty gay ass movie IMO, but there was a true story in the movie about this dude who was in the process of comitting suicide by jumping off the top of the 20 story building he, and his mother and father lived in. I guess at the time he jumped off the top, his mom pulled a gun (which she thought had no bullets inside), shot the gun at the dad, the bullet missed, went out the window, hit the dude that was falling from the top (her son), and killed him instantly before he hit according to the autopsy. So the court there gave the mother life in prison for the murder of her son, and the attempted murder of her husband. Now THAT is some fucked up shit.
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2001, 09:53:46 PM »
we shouldn't laugh about people death ,  bad things could happens to ya'll  :-/
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2001, 09:57:29 PM »

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That is fucked up. Has anyone seen the movie Magnolia? Pretty gay ass movie IMO, but there was a true story in the movie about this dude who was in the process of comitting suicide by jumping off the top of the 20 story building he, and his mother and father lived in. I guess at the time he jumped off the top, his mom pulled a gun (which she thought had no bullets inside), shot the gun at the dad, the bullet missed, went out the window, hit the dude that was falling from the top (her son), and killed him instantly before he hit according to the autopsy. So the court there gave the mother life in prison for the murder of her son, and the attempted murder of her husband. Now THAT is some fucked up shit.


OMG that is fucked up!!!!!! Court rulings like that always piss me off... they were probably saying... the guy could have lived if he wasnt shot... but damn....
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2001, 10:03:26 PM »
Yeah, that was the reason. There was a 1 in 50 chance he would have survived or something like that. I hated the movie, but during one part, they went through all this fucked up stuff including that, and some place where it is recorded that it rained frogs. Recently. It is a really odd movie.
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2001, 10:07:44 PM »
Theres another story in the book... during a 1923 horse race in germany they used to shoot guns in the air to start up the race and the gun shooter shot it straight up... the bullet came down and killed one of the racers... now this has happend many times, but it's not over... the horse kept running and caused another racer to fall from his horse... he was trampled by all the horses and was killed...they dont allow guns at that track now

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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2001, 06:37:42 AM »
I read in FHM that this guy went onto a mountain where there was loads of sheep and he shagged one of them - he shagged it so hard it dislodged a rock which fell on him and crushed him to death
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2001, 08:29:09 AM »

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I read in FHM that this guy went onto a mountain where there was loads of sheep and he shagged one of them - he shagged it so hard it dislodged a rock which fell on him and crushed him to death


oh my... what happened to the sheep
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2001, 08:35:14 AM »

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That is fucked up. Has anyone seen the movie Magnolia? Pretty gay ass movie IMO, but there was a true story in the movie about this dude who was in the process of comitting suicide by jumping off the top of the 20 story building he, and his mother and father lived in. I guess at the time he jumped off the top, his mom pulled a gun (which she thought had no bullets inside), shot the gun at the dad, the bullet missed, went out the window, hit the dude that was falling from the top (her son), and killed him instantly before he hit according to the autopsy. So the court there gave the mother life in prison for the murder of her son, and the attempted murder of her husband. Now THAT is some fucked up shit.


Magnolia is "gay ass"?  Magnolia is an amazing movie but if you dont like plot or movies that make you think and get your emotions involved you may not like it.  
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2001, 10:14:33 AM »
^ I probably should have said long ass movie. It wasn't that bad, I just got bored of it after a while. Tom Cruz's speaches killed me though.
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^ I probably should have said long ass movie. It wasn't that bad, I just got bored of it after a while. Tom Cruz's speaches killed me though.


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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2001, 12:24:19 PM »
^^ lol, tame the cunt.
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2001, 12:43:36 PM »
lol@the window thing.. htats happened heaps of time... its  happened in melbourne a few time.. police on their break was bored... so they was running and jumping thro the windows and a  few have died that way.. lol i wouldn do it
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Re: The worlds dumbest deaths....
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2001, 01:47:04 PM »

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lol@the window thing.. htats happened heaps of time... its  happened in melbourne a few time.. police on their break was bored... so they was running and jumping thro the windows and a  few have died that way.. lol i wouldn do it


wtf...  where i live people dont see if they can break through windows....

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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2001, 05:58:05 PM »
nah i didn mean it like that
they be like these windows are indestructable
and they run into them.. to show off.. and they broke...
not they tried to break them
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2001, 07:35:55 PM »
Aiight...........Last year this Chinese junior at my school, waz playin BADMINTON and fell on his chest and died instantly, I still can't believe it............I had him 4 one class too, Maybe god wanted him off tha planet so bad...........Everytime I think about it, it seems even more impossible, but it did happen............Krayzie shit............
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2001, 08:40:05 PM »
there was this chick at my school who sat on the stick in a stick shift car for sexual gratitude....then died of internal bleeding
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2001, 06:40:33 AM »

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there was this chick at my school who sat on the stick in a stick shift car for sexual gratitude....then died of internal bleeding


Wow... is that a true story???/
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2001, 07:13:56 AM »
LOL shes tried it before^^^


anyways dam thats some fuckedup shit, all that stuff yall said
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2001, 11:53:55 AM »

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Aiight...........Last year this Chinese junior at my school, waz playin BADMINTON and fell on his chest and died instantly, I still can't believe it............I had him 4 one class too, Maybe god wanted him off tha planet so bad...........Everytime I think about it, it seems even more impossible, but it did happen............Krayzie shit............


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