Woman hid urine-filled bottle in vagina to beat drug test; still fails

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http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/crime/article/246008/82/Woman-hides-urine-filled-bottle-vagina

New Port Richey, Florida -- An X-ray scan of a woman being processed into jail turned up a bottle hidden in an unusual place.

20-year-old Mishelle Salzgeber of Dade City was arrested for violating probation, and as she was booked into jail on Monday, a body scan revealed what appeared to be a pill bottle inside her vagina.

According to the incident report, Salzgeber said it was actually a small vodka bottle, which she removed during a strip search.

The bottle was empty, but Salzgeber allegedly told police it had been filled with someone else's urine, which she tried to use in order to pass a drug test at the probation office.

Unfortunately for Salzgeber, the urine that was in the vodka bottle had also failed the test, which led to her arrest.

[Blasphemy (A)]

  why wouldn't you make sure the false urine is clean?