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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2012, 08:10:08 PM »
lmao some of those gotta be fake. There can't really be dudes that sad.
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2012, 02:06:43 AM »

This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.

I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2012, 04:59:20 AM »
lmao some of those gotta be fake. There can't really be dudes that sad.
Uh oh. Sounds like you're projecting......
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2012, 09:20:15 AM »
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2012, 09:22:12 AM »
I've hoverhanded once in my life. And that was when I was taking a pic with a fineass persian coworker from Iraq and her husband was the one with the camera. Shoulda just grabbed some ass.

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2012, 11:34:29 AM »

This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.

I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.

maybe this guy is just ballin' so hard y'all don't even realise. look at the laid back pose, letting his arms dangle, straight chilling. he doesn't even need to touch those juicy buttocks, she's all over him :laugh:

edit: oh shit its his left arm, i didn't even look that high up for his other hand. there's some height to that hover hand, some type of awkward claw type pose :)
« Last Edit: April 17, 2012, 11:36:25 AM by Matty »
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2012, 11:56:59 AM »
And I hope the extreme redness in his face was just from drinking and having a good time, not from the embarrassment/surprise of a girl touching him.
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2012, 12:37:07 PM »
I've hoverhanded once in my life. And that was when I was taking a pic with a fineass persian coworker from Iraq and her husband was the one with the camera. Shoulda just grabbed some ass.
That's not manly at all. You should've socked him in his jaw and have sex with his wife on the spot. That's what i would've done.
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2012, 01:23:38 PM »

This one is too sad and pathetic to be funny.

I don't know. Why not PURPOSELY take a picture with the hot dancer from your hotel KNOWING that you're gonna embarrass yourself like you never did before. Sounds like a good plan.

maybe this guy is just ballin' so hard y'all don't even realise. look at the laid back pose, letting his arms dangle, straight chilling. he doesn't even need to touch those juicy buttocks, she's all over him :laugh:

edit: oh shit its his left arm, i didn't even look that high up for his other hand. there's some height to that hover hand, some type of awkward claw type pose :)


'dude, id juz grabb the ass, its out there for a reason.


and if she doesnt like wit, wtf is she ognna do, 9 times out of 10 she aint gonna trip, juz giggle n b like "don't do that"

it aint like going up to some stuck up hoe on her rag that hasn't had some in months
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2012, 01:46:15 PM »
LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2012, 02:34:48 PM »
Every time I see that one picture, it just saddens me more. Here we got a woman who is barely wearing anything, open invitation to man up n handle shit and he;s acting like his boyfriend is behind the camera with his arms folded or somethin.
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2012, 03:21:31 PM »
Every time I see that one picture, it just saddens me more. Here we got a woman who is barely wearing anything, open invitation to man up n handle shit and he;s acting like his boyfriend is behind the camera with his arms folded or somethin.


her boyfriend must have an extra arm to fold his arms and snap pics like that at the same time.

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2012, 04:13:49 PM »
LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.

The worst part is she has a hand on his chest and one leg wrapped around him, like an invitation isn't enough  :grumpy:
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2012, 05:56:59 PM »
LMAO @ matty, i know right my dude is going far out of his way to avoid touching her.

The worst part is she has a hand on his chest and one leg wrapped around him, like an invitation isn't enough  :grumpy:



lol...spice-2 would be all over that
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2012, 06:28:10 PM »
Sikotic getting his hover hand on.

 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2012, 06:29:19 PM »
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2012, 06:35:24 PM »
Sikotic getting his hover hand on.



The chick in the black dress looks like she can totally be a dime or a negative 5
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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2012, 06:36:40 PM »
the other two look pretty frumpy but you can tell they got some liquor in em

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2012, 06:49:19 PM »
the other two look pretty frumpy but you can tell they got some liquor in em
And isn't that the main thing? 8)
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2012, 06:51:56 PM »
i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.


is this pic a congo line sik?

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2012, 06:53:52 PM »
i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
Nah. See how Sik's body is slated? He's trying to avoid that ass like the plague.
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2012, 07:00:17 PM »
i see something in sics pic far more valuable then hand contact. i see pelvis to buttock collision.
Nah. See how Sik's body is slated? He's trying to avoid that ass like the plague.

It looks like he's making a thrusting motion
 

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2012, 07:22:39 PM »
LMAO @ you pulling that out of nowhere. That girl in the black dress was fine, but after talking to her, i don't think she was really into guys.

I wouldn't really call that "hover hands" because I was mid motion, not posing for a picture.

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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2012, 02:06:17 AM »
lmao


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Re: the legend of hover hands
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2012, 10:27:57 AM »
Lol at hoverhands in the motherland, forgot about that shit.