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Brian? Are you here?
« on: April 19, 2012, 10:27:14 AM »
I'm looking for my daddy.  His name is Brian.  He won't see me, but I was hoping he might talk to me here.  I heard that he like the internet more than me.  I hope not:(  Mom said that I must get potty trained early cause you won't send money for diapers.  Is that true?
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 12:03:41 PM »
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 12:17:01 PM »
Blue Magic, you are 100% black right?  Will you teach me to be blacker?  Then my daddy might love me more.  You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa.  Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 12:18:21 PM »
I've been on and off Dubcc since about '05 but have never gotten the back story on this situation.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 12:19:05 PM »
LMAO. That shits cold
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 12:32:16 PM »
I've been on and off Dubcc since about '05 but have never gotten the back story on this situation.

My mommy says that Daddy Brian likes only 100% black people.  That's why he never visits me.  He likes to go to Africa trips helped paid for by his parents, then he won't help pay for me......He tried being a Muslim after reading the autobiography of Malcolm X, but then he found out that mostly Arab and Asian people are Muslim, so he doesn't like pretending to be Muslim anymore.....not enough black Muslims:(
 

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 12:38:23 PM »
LMAO CLASSIC THREAD


and its true, Brian only likes black people plus NIK and Roccy.  those are his only 2 white friends.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 12:39:20 PM »
Blue Magic, you are 100% black right?  Will you teach me to be blacker?  Then my daddy might love me more.  You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa.  Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 12:46:54 PM »
Blue Magic, you are 100% black right?  Will you teach me to be blacker?  Then my daddy might love me more.  You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa.  Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.

Would you pay a little attention to me?  Then I'd like it if you met my mom!  She says that she needs a real man.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 01:02:08 PM »
I'm asking my mommy to send me to Africa.  Then maybe I'll see my Dad.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 01:09:43 PM »
Blue Magic, you are 100% black right?  Will you teach me to be blacker?  Then my daddy might love me more.  You see right now, I am only half-black, so I am treated worse than complete strangers in Africa.  Maybe that's why dad can't send diaper money...
i can't teach u to be black what's in u is what's in u. tell ya moms holla. i'll teach u to be thorough.

Would you pay a little attention to me?  Then I'd like it if you met my mom!  She says that she needs a real man.
i got you. lol
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 01:55:18 PM »
blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 02:00:05 PM »
blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
your really gonna let him own you again??
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2012, 03:37:41 PM »
blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
well according to your mother...i'm your father !!!!!!!
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 03:38:59 PM »
I'm looking for my daddy.  His name is Brian.  He won't see me, but I was hoping he might talk to me here.  I heard that he like the internet more than me.  I hope not:(  Mom said that I must get potty trained early cause you won't send money for diapers.  Is that true?


 :o  Hahahaha!  If Brian actually replies to this, it might be the first time he's talked to his son in months!