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I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« on: November 29, 2001, 04:22:46 PM »
whats up, i need to know how to do the following shit w/ weed, so dont laff cuz its my first time aight!
How to hit a Blunt-do u puff it like a cigar?
how to light a blunt-???
how to hit a joint-???
how to hit a bong-???
"             " bowl or bull-im not sure?
how to "light" a bong?

PLEEEZ dont laff at me cuz its my first time commin up this weekend, and i just started chillin with some popular ppl, and we smokin saturday so i need help so i dont look like a dumbass?!?!?
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2001, 04:31:38 PM »
how to light a blunt= you light the shit and have the blunt in your mouth AT THE SAME TIME and when it lit start sucking on it and when the smoke goes in then inhale and hold it for 5-10 seconds and exhale!!!!! its the best feeling in the whole world!!!!!

how to light a joint= its pretty much the same as a blunt

how to hit a bong= it depends on what bong you have cuz there is so damn many but a typical bong you fill in some fresh water with ice, put some fresh bud in the tray and light the shit while you put your mouth on the hole and start to inhale the smoke rising up and when youre ready to inhale the WHOLE THANG and exhale, stop lighting the shit and suck in the smoke like a vaccum and hold it for 10 sec and blow!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2001, 04:36:12 PM »
LOLOLOL, man, you sound really young

and oh yeah about the different type of bongs, my friend made one out of a coke bottle back in the day when i chilled at his house, lol, it was hella funny the things we did, but i dont do that shit anymore
 

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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2001, 04:37:40 PM »
for more info. how to roll a joint= you get some zig-zag at your local gas store and have some fresh bud ready but DON'T FORGET to crush the buds like take out the seeds and stems and crush the bud to make it smokeable, and you put however much you want to smoke neatly in the zig-zag, put the buds in between the zig zag paper to make it even and roll it but be careful not to drop buds and shit while you roll (it happens to me >:() and in the zig-zag, there is like a sticky thing in the end where you can lick it to stick one end to the other (like a envelope) and when you do that roll the one end of the completed joint and roll it to make like a point where you can easily light it on the point and next thing you know..you high!!!!
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Re: I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2001, 04:38:38 PM »

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how to light a blunt= you light the shit and have the blunt in your mouth AT THE SAME TIME and when it lit start sucking on it and when the smoke goes in then inhale and hold it for 5-10 seconds and exhale!!!!! its the best feeling in the whole world!!!!!

how to light a joint= its pretty much the same as a blunt

how to hit a bong= it depends on what bong you have cuz there is so damn many but a typical bong you fill in some fresh water with ice, put some fresh bud in the tray and light the shit while you put your mouth on the hole and start to inhale the smoke rising up and when youre ready to inhale the WHOLE THANG and exhale, stop lighting the shit and suck in the smoke like a vaccum and hold it for 10 sec and blow!!!!!



....basically that's all you need to know
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Re: I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2001, 04:47:46 PM »

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LOLOLOL, man, you sound really young

and oh yeah about the different type of bongs, my friend made one out of a coke bottle back in the day when i chilled at his house, lol, it was hella funny the things we did, but i dont do that shit anymore


i made those all tha time lol
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Re: I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2001, 05:56:20 PM »

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and i just started chillin with some popular ppl, and we smokin saturday so i need help so i dont look like a dumbass?!?!?


I personaly dont think u need to smoke to be popular etc ...
but anywayz the minority said iz all u need to know

damn u've been lookin at that GayZ pic for too long (loljk)

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Re: I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2001, 06:55:12 PM »
nigga i got to laugh LOL , aight now, don'T give a fuck about the impression , u choke u choke they'll teach u then , nigga remember this , theres a first time to everythang  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2001, 07:35:14 PM »
I haven't ever smoked anything so don't ask me.... and after seeing all those "truth" commercials i aint gonna smoke anything

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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2001, 10:26:17 PM »
hey man  just    take that shit to the  dome  .    breath in as much  as u can    but   stop before your about  to start  coughin and chokin   ( cuz you will look like an  ass  if  u do that in front of the all them  veterans  ;D )

since its your first time    u probablly gonna   tell everyone ....... " Hey i dont feel anything" .    
happened to me too     but it will kick in  at  the least expected time   hehe.   and  you will be like  >>>   :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2001, 10:34:25 PM »

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I haven't ever smoked anything so don't ask me.... and after seeing all those "truth" commercials i aint gonna smoke anything

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damn.....them commercialz actually workin???? lol
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2001, 10:35:33 PM »
Bigg Bpg.....my anti-Drug.....LOL
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2001, 10:52:50 PM »
Check out Redman's old song "How To Roll A Blunt"....

Artist: Redman
Album:  Whut, Thee Album?
Song:   How To Roll A Blunt
Typed by: OHHLA.com

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo, 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit, let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results,  mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
<BEEEITCH> You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea,  Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..)

(record stops)


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Re: I need to know how to smoke weed. DONT LAFF!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2001, 10:06:53 AM »

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Check out Redman's old song "How To Roll A Blunt"....

Artist: Redman
Album:  Whut, Thee Album?
Song:   How To Roll A Blunt
Typed by: OHHLA.com

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo, 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit, let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results,  mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
<BEEEITCH> You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea,  Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..)

(record stops)


Follow these directions, you young booodah smokin rastafari repping bumba klaat badd bwoyyyyyyes



lolololol
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