My best verse ever, lol

[TheSheriff]

I’m shitting you on the floor, yet you still out shouting for more,
With these hot lyrics I’m gonna take you on a tour,
And blast you up into Heaven with this verbal four-four,
One reason everyone’s terrified of me is cause I’m so hardcore,
I’m neither wack nor weak, my rhymes are never poor,
Wilder than an angry wild boar, with a loud comprehensive roar,
They’re trying to make my lyrics against the law,
Driving previously friendly European countries to war,
I’m so abrasive that I’m making many of my rival’s heads sore,
Making even the best lyricists sound slower than that donkey Eeyore,
So stop dead or it’ll be like you’re, uh, really a corpse, after I cracked your jaw…
In all honesty, I make your shit look greener than a tree,
Wack like Master P, don’t you realize I ain’t a “we”,
Can take you all alone, till you leave your phone off the hook, so you can be free,
I drop new shit properly, you drop shit that sounds like you were eating a bad ki,
I make more than just one G by just sleep-talking, I’ve got a jeep, you’re walking,
I just sent your temper out of control, you’re spinning into a hole,
While your girl’s moving up and down my pole, my lyrics are taking a toll,
On your sanity, you have to ask permission like “Can I please pee mommy?”,
You’re like a child again, cause my shit’s wild, yours is like the main,
Till your shit’s less than lame, when you make MC Hammer look more than tame,
Till, even though you’re just 20, you need a zimmerframe, get out of the game…

From the old battle board.

[King Tech Quadafi]

some how ole chap, u managed to transend from wack to bangin to simplistic to dope all in one verse lol

[TheSheriff]

If only I could work out which bits are "bangin" and "dope", lol. Infi gave it a 4/5