Author Topic: need help girl only takes it up the ass (Read 554 times)

Quakaveli · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2003, 12:09:17 PM »

LOL ive read that before...

TheSheriff · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2003, 12:15:19 PM »

ROFLMAO

Fuckin hilarious

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2003, 02:16:29 PM »

when shes not lookin, slip a dildo into her ass...Than slip your real dick into her pussy...She wont know whats going on...PeACe

T-Dogg · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2003, 09:36:04 AM »

Quote from: verbalassaulta on February 09, 2003, 03:00:27 PM

I want to put my pickle in her fur burger.

Never heard that one before, funny!

But on the real though, shit must get boring... To me fucking ass isn't sexy in the first place, but to each their own...

OmNIsCiUs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2003, 11:02:38 PM »

LOL

nice work on the analogy... here's a joke I found related to this thread:

Its my joke of the day #7 so if u already read that one don't bother with this.

Questions about sex
Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??
S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??
S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!
S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round
S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?
S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

AlerG · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2003, 02:32:05 PM »

Hmmm...so you want to turn your choclate popsicle into a fried fish-stick...i don't know if i can help, usually i'm trying to do the complete opposite...anyway good luck entering the world of the honey glazed meat shutters...

oh maybe you should take some advice from a rock group...ask yourself if "She Hates Me" matter of fact ask yourself if "She Fucken Hates Me", if you come to the conclusion that she does, maybe you'll realize why your dick is stuck in a PUDDLE OF MUD, peace.