Octomom Stops Masturbating, Starts Singing and Rapping

[The_Ripper]

Octomom Nadya Suleman is reportedly taking a break from masturbating on tape to record not more video, but audio. That's right, ladies and gentlemen -- Octomom is now a singer-rapper.

In hopes of digging herself and her 14 clinging children out of a bankruptcy hole, Octomom has signed a recording deal with Global Groovy Entertainment, reports TMZ, and has already belted out a uniquely titled track, "Get on the Dance Floor."

DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo are producing the song, which also features singer Adam Barta. Octomom may actually have a chance at a music career, as Mig and Rizzo have previously worked with some A-list voices, including Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift and Usher. Plus, one can do wonders with technology, right?

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF," is serious about her new gig and took two voice lessons to prep for her vocal debut. The track will hit your ears August 1.

Will you be all ears or all earmuffs?

[Sikotic™]

My prayers have been answered.

[Ghost Drebin]

I'd beat those.

[Hack Wilson - real]

yeah go freaksho..i mean Octomom

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

[Sikotic™]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

You can have her, Sik. Then when she gets pregnant with your triplets, you can pay child support up the ass.

[Sikotic™]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

You can have her, Sik. Then when she gets pregnant with your triplets, you can pay child support up the ass.

I'll support them by making masturbation videos and singing. Easy.

As you can tell I thought this shit through. I hope you feel bad now. Of course, you'll never admit it.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

You can have her, Sik. Then when she gets pregnant with your triplets, you can pay child support up the ass.

I'll support them by making masturbation videos and singing. Easy.

As you can tell I thought this shit through. I hope you feel bad now. Of course, you'll never admit it.

You couldn't pay a homeless man to watch you beat your 3 inch pecker so don't kid yourself. The judge will make you pay of her deb and provide child support for her own 14 kids too.

[Sikotic™]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

You can have her, Sik. Then when she gets pregnant with your triplets, you can pay child support up the ass.

I'll support them by making masturbation videos and singing. Easy.

As you can tell I thought this shit through. I hope you feel bad now. Of course, you'll never admit it.

You couldn't pay a homeless man to watch you beat your 3 inch pecker so don't kid yourself. The judge will make you pay of her deb and provide child support for her own 14 kids too.

It wouldn't be worth the money to extradite me back to the US. I'm freshening up on my French. Good luck on guessing where I'll be at.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Octomom, also now known as "OctoMILF,"

I definitely wouldn't hit that. Her uterus be snatching sperm.

You can have her, Sik. Then when she gets pregnant with your triplets, you can pay child support up the ass.

I'll support them by making masturbation videos and singing. Easy.

As you can tell I thought this shit through. I hope you feel bad now. Of course, you'll never admit it.

You couldn't pay a homeless man to watch you beat your 3 inch pecker so don't kid yourself. The judge will make you pay of her deb and provide child support for her own 14 kids too.

It wouldn't be worth the money to extradite me back to the US. I'm freshening up on my French. Good luck on guessing where I'll be at.

I don't think Haiti is a good place  to live these days.

[Sikotic™]

It couldn't be any worse than Octomom's busted snatch.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

It couldn't be any worse than Octomom's busted snatch.

That same one you want to stick your dick in.

[Sikotic™]

It couldn't be any worse than Octomom's busted snatch.

That same one you want to stick your dick in.

I'ma be the next K-Fed. Knock her up and then take her loot.