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BiggBoogaBiff

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If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« on: July 11, 2012, 02:28:36 AM »
01.  I'd build a top grade science lab for black Scientists to discover new cures and technologies.  I'd pull them mainly from Colleges and Universities and mix them up with experienced Scientists for obvious reasons.
[price tag:  $275,000,000] - I'd interview them and handpick them myself.  I'd try to turn it into a profitable business but I wouldn't be mad if I ended up spending all that cash on research and trials.  I'd just hope something phenomenal would come out of it.




02.  I'd build manufacturing factories in Compton/Watts California area and Harlem New York specifically designed for Felons and young offenders 18 - 25.  
[price tag:  $250,000,000] - of course they'd get good wages and benefits ontop of Me making a profit




03.  I'd work with Chevrolet and other car companies to donate Hybrid cars that get at least 40mpg and give 12 away every year to single mothers who really could use it.  I'd interview them and handpick them myself.
[price tag:  $1,000,000 over the next 10 to 20 years which is a guesstimate that could be over estimated]




04.  I'd help put music programs back in schools with my clout and donations with an emphasis on Melodies and Harmonies on some Gospel Music in the Church as a Kid Growing Up shit.
[price tag:  $10,000,000]




05.  I'd make a bomb ass porno site
[price tag:  $2,000,000]




06.  I'd build homeless shelters for 20 occupants in Washington DC, Philadelphia PA, some city in Maine, a good economic spot in North Dakota for migrating people/families, Atlanta GA, St. Louis MO, Las Vegas NV for abused women, 3 directly by Skid Row Los Angeles California which would be designated for separate causes for youth under 25, drug addicts, and recently evicted Families, Fresno CA, Berkley CA, and San Francisco CA.  
[price tag:  $60,000,000 with hopefully some other decent vouchers for Food, Job placement, and Company Vans for Transportation for the people.  $300,000,000 over 10 to 15 years]




07.  I'd build water lines in rural parts of Africa that don't have immediate access to fresh water.  
[price tag:  $80,000,000]




08.  After I start off all of the above outta my apartment in Alameda County California where all of the Best Weed and Strange Hookers are (from what i hear) I'd get another apartment somewhere in the sticks (aka the middle of nowhere somewhere in the South) and enroll in Tax and Accounting classes and hopefully hook-up with some beautiful young lady in the streets scary/crazy type of kinky ass freak in the sheets that doesn't have kids and a huge ass "reputation" and start a family within my Years there, whether it's Undergraduate or Graduate level years.  I obviously wouldn't need a "Standard" Degree.  
[price tag:  priceless]



09.  I'd buy my Parents a big ass house with a Purple car my mother would like and a Red C06 Corvette and 76' Nova for my dad somewhere wherever they'd like.  I'd lace my sister with $2,000,000 and help her start a Veternarian business/clinic/whatever with a human food kitchen in the building somewhere.  And i'd sprinkle some grands on select family members (and I really do mean Select, smh)
[price tag:  $10,000,000 guesstimate] - could be a little less or little more.  that includes furniture, taxes, utilities over the years, staff for the business, and tools/medicines/technologies for the business



Total estimate:  $928,000,000
($933,000,000 if I include my own expenses which is probably an overshot guesstimate.  I'd be lying to myself if I didn't act like I wouldn't party all over the 7 continents every other season the first two years)  8)


And I'd be around towns looking like a $60,000 a year nigga with some fresh ass shoes, shirts, and hats.  I'd definitely drive around in a classic car or a Vette, but that would depend on when I moved outta Alameda and where at in the South I am.  The Corvette for The Bay and the Vintage for The South
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2012, 07:11:26 AM »
1. donate 2 million to my city.
2. live comfortable and ball hard.
3. start a charity.
4. build a gentlemen's club for real niggas like myself
5. invest in somethin' lucrative & let my money grow.
6. put money in the stash (300 m) just in case mc hammer sydrome ever rears it's ugly head.
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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 10:37:14 AM »
Which basically makes you the complete opposite of these scum bags. Although why would you hear only black scientists? Surely you want the best minds regardless of race.
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 01:31:57 PM »
If I was a billionaire, I'd do like those Saudi princes do: have an A list actress, say Mila Kunis or Halle Berry, come all the way to my lavish mansion in the middle of the Saudi Arabia via private jet and offer her a large sum of money. Then we would fuck whenever I desired for 3 weeks until I grew tired of fucking her. Then, I would just pee and poop on her and send her home.

Saudis know how to fuckin live. They do that shit all the time.
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 02:06:12 PM »
Lol^
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2012, 02:07:03 PM »
6. put money in the stash (300 m) just in case mc hammer sydrome ever rears it's ugly head.


No bull tho
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 02:30:57 PM »
lol @ mc hammer syndrome
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 09:20:08 PM »
#hellyeah
Money like Draymond Green.....yuuup
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2012, 05:36:37 PM »
6. put money in the stash (300 m) just in case mc hammer sydrome ever rears it's ugly head.


No bull tho
i think i'd add 200m  more to that.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2012, 05:39:52 PM »


05.  I'd make a bomb ass porno site
[price tag:  $2,000,000]




The only idea you have worth a damn.
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2012, 07:33:04 PM »
^^ lol


And it would be the greatest and probably biggest groundbreaking site ever
 

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 11:10:16 PM »
Dig your list bro.  If you win the lottery or whatever let us know.  You will help the world. Except for only having black scientists.  That part was weird.

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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2012, 12:21:06 PM »
If you win the lottery or whatever let us know.

Unfortunately, hes exactly the type of drug addled retard that wins the lottery almost every time.
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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2012, 12:54:06 PM »
Nigger, if you won the lottery all that shit would fly out the window and you'd spend your fortune on frivolous indulgences until you became broke again. Be honest with yourself and us.
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Re: If I was a secret undercover Billionaire
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2012, 11:17:12 AM »
An this is some train of thought shit and not g spot shit?

Mad with power?!?
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