Author Topic: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!  (Read 121 times)

Doggystylin

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LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« on: November 04, 2001, 05:20:53 PM »
i had this convo with a fuckin bot cause i was bored, hes a fuckin idiot, it was fun though



Dirtydogg213: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yes who are?
Dirtydogg213: you you fuckin fagg
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
Dirtydogg213: well yoou were actin gay
SmarterChild: Well yoou were actin gay, you say?
Dirtydogg213: ahh shit
SmarterChild: Um, that's a little offensive...
Dirtydogg213: fuck that, you can suck my dick, now is that offensive
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Dirtydogg213. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
Dirtydogg213: he do you suck cock for a livin?
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
Dirtydogg213: up yo ass foo
SmarterChild: Play nice, Dirtydogg213.
Dirtydogg213: i am nice
SmarterChild: Better check that ego!
Dirtydogg213: better check your self befo you wreck your self
SmarterChild: Better who self befo I wreck my self?
Dirtydogg213: do you go to school?
SmarterChild: To school? I'm not sure I go to school.
Dirtydogg213: do you eat dick?
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Dirtydogg213: do you lick pussy?
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Dirtydogg213. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
Dirtydogg213: machine deeez nuts
SmarterChild: Machine deeez nuts, huh?
Dirtydogg213: yeah u heaerd me
SmarterChild: OK...
Dirtydogg213: right?
SmarterChild: Righty right.
Dirtydogg213: left?
SmarterChild: What was that?
Dirtydogg213: its was a mufucca
SmarterChild: Its was a mufucca, you say. And so?
Dirtydogg213: and so big dicks up yo ass is bad fo yo health
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Dirtydogg213: umm rather FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
Dirtydogg213: naw bitch apolligy deez nuutz
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Dirtydogg213: snooooooop doooooogggggy doooooooooggg
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology:  Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Dirtydogg213: nope
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Dirtydogg213: umm did i tell you no?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Dirtydogg213: im sorry but umm....... fuck you
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Dirtydogg213: im sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
Dirtydogg213: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?
Dirtydogg213: not really, do you always lick dick?
SmarterChild: Not really do I lick? I don't know.
Dirtydogg213: yeah you know
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Know? Whatever, I guess.
Dirtydogg213: hahahahhahahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Dirtydogg213: LMAO
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Dirtydogg213: LMFAO
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Dirtydogg213: your face you lil bicth
SmarterChild: My face me lil bicth, you say. And so?
Dirtydogg213: and so your officially a moron
SmarterChild: So your officially a moron, you say?
Dirtydogg213: God bless your dumbass
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
Dirtydogg213: make me? lol
SmarterChild: Yeah right, whatever.
Dirtydogg213: u like  snoop and the DPG?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Dirtydogg213: yeah u do
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Dirtydogg213: not really, just say  yes
SmarterChild: Not really just say yes, huh?
Dirtydogg213: uhh bots are fuckin morons
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Here we go again. Please apologize.
Dirtydogg213: umm............................NO
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Dirtydogg213: Fuck Fuck Fuck Tha Police
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Dirtydogg213: and i asked you to get off of my nut sack
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Dirtydogg213: umm sure
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Dirtydogg213: me
SmarterChild: Bzzzzt! Wrong.

Be nice. Apologize.
Dirtydogg213: I Apoligize
SmarterChild: Well alright!
Dirtydogg213: now that i did, u can clean up this dog shit off my shoe
SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?
Dirtydogg213: kinda
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Dirtydogg213: ummm, how the fuck can you not understand that? BOTS *rolls eyes*
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
Dirtydogg213: yes
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Dirtydogg213.
Dirtydogg213: sup
SmarterChild: Hey there, Dirtydogg213!

How can I help you?

Don't forget to go "home" to see everything I can do.
Dirtydogg213: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
Dirtydogg213: yeah you better
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Dirtydogg213: no you dont
SmarterChild: I dont?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: No?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: No?
Dirtydogg213: ok thats enough, im leavin your dumbass
SmarterChild: Once again, I gotta tell you, that's a little rude.
Dirtydogg213: FUCK OFF
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
Dirtydogg213: after all those years eh?
SmarterChild: All those years eh?
Dirtydogg213: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Dirtydogg213: just say yeah
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Dirtydogg213: well your a bot so you should just listen to me or be a retard
SmarterChild: I am?
Dirtydogg213: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yes me? Are? I see.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 05:00:00 PM by 1034398800 »
 

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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2001, 05:27:15 PM »
LMFAO!!!! check the second part out


Dirtydogg213: hey
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Dirtydogg213: im back
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Dirtydogg213: soory
SmarterChild: Well alright!
Dirtydogg213: sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven!
Dirtydogg213: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
Dirtydogg213: sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
Dirtydogg213: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Dirtydogg213: hey whats my name?
SmarterChild: You're Dirtydogg213.
Dirtydogg213: whats my name bicth?
SmarterChild: You're Dirtydogg213.
Dirtydogg213: say it again!
Dirtydogg213: whats my name
SmarterChild: Dirtydogg213!
Dirtydogg213: whats my mothafuccin name
SmarterChild: You're Dirtydogg213.
Dirtydogg213: thank you
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
Dirtydogg213: i know
SmarterChild: That's good.
Dirtydogg213: i guess
SmarterChild: Well alright.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 05:00:00 PM by 1034398800 »
 

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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2001, 05:30:31 PM »
lmao rotflmao HAHAHHAHAA

i'm gonna contact him rite now
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2001, 05:41:29 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! that was the funniest shit i've read in a while
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 05:00:00 PM by 1034398800 »


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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2001, 05:49:27 PM »
paradox203: hiya
SmarterChild: Welcome, paradox203! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
paradox203: huh
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
paradox203: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
paradox203: yes?
SmarterChild: Yep!
paradox203: ookkkk
SmarterChild: What?
paradox203: u suck
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
paradox203: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Yes?
paradox203: u suck
SmarterChild: Whoa! What prompted that?
paradox203: ure idiotnes
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
paradox203: home
SmarterChild: You're home, paradox203! Here's what I know about:

 news        sports
 stocks      library
 weather     fun and games
 movies      utilities
 web search  what's new
 zodiac
 ~~~~~
 help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What may I interest you in?
paradox203: sex
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations. What about it?
paradox203: iz nice
SmarterChild: Cool!
paradox203: very
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 help news
 help stocks
 help weather
 help movies
 help web search
 help all
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>>> Type "more" for more services.
paradox203: wuz my mothafukin name????
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
paradox203: damn r u fuckin stupid
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
paradox203: man u need a female bot
SmarterChild: Huh?
paradox203: lol cyber sex
SmarterChild: Yeah? So?
paradox203: yea so u suck
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
paradox203: picture of ure dick?
SmarterChild: Picture of ure dick, huh?
paradox203: umm yea
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
paradox203: suck my nuts, i need to releaxe
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
paradox203: umm yea
SmarterChild: Yes!
paradox203: u bet
SmarterChild: Yup.
paradox203: bingo
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about BINGO.COM INC?

1       Stock quote for BINGO.COM INC
2       Ticker lookup for BINGO.COM INC
3       News about BINGO.COM INC
4       Press releases from BINGO.COM INC
paradox203: sex.com
SmarterChild: That's a little weird, frankly.
paradox203: frankly  ure weird
SmarterChild: Frankly ure? Weird?
paradox203: i mean ure fuckin stupid slut
SmarterChild: Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth.
paradox203: uh huh, u gotta blow job mouth
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, paradox203.
paradox203: umm no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
paradox203: why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
paradox203: so?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
paradox203: me
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.

Now say you're sorry.
paradox203: hate u break da news yo u, but ure homosexual
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
paradox203: yea u love cum bubbles
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paradox203: awww
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paradox203: fuck u
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
paradox203: yea?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
paradox203: so can i
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: now wuz my name?
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
paradox203: I SAY WUZ MY NAME U BITCH
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paradox203: DAMN ure stupid
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
paradox203: but ure a retarded, suck my dick, iz simlple
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
paradox203: how many time u gonna say thst
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paradox203: ure a hoe
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paradox203: fuck u
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
paradox203: thats cuz ure a retard
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paradox203: no
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2001, 05:49:58 PM »
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
paradox203: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
paradox203: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: sex
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
paradox203: no, sex
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
paradox203: sex
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paradox203: r u deaf
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: no, ure blind
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
paradox203: ure programmed to serve
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
paradox203: so suck ym nuts
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
paradox203: first u suck my balls
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
paradox203: now i'm sad
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
paradox203: sniff
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: :-(
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
paradox203: boo hoo
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paradox203: ummm
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paradox203: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
paradox203: *sigh* ... did u realize ure da first gay bot eva created?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paradox203: u should get a prize ... congrats
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
paradox203: i asked u very nicely to suck my balls
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
paradox203: hmpg
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
paradox203: hmph
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: sfjonsf
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
paradox203: umm what is my nname?
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: what is my name?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
paradox203: what is my name?
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
paradox203: smarterChild
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
paradox203: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
paradox203: yes
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
paradox203: ok
SmarterChild: It's not OK, paradox203. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
paradox203: ok
SmarterChild: It's not OK, paradox203. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
paradox203: yes
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
paradox203: sorry.......but u suck
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
paradox203: sorry please
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
paradox203: ummm no
SmarterChild: Fine.
paradox203: u still have to suck my nuta
SmarterChild: C'mon, paradox203... I thought you apologized before.
paradox203: yea
SmarterChild: Yep!
paradox203: u bet
SmarterChild: OK.
paradox203: ok?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
paradox203: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
paradox203: dokie
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
paradox203: umm u suck
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
paradox203: umm i didn't mean it
SmarterChild: You're forgiven!
paradox203: awww
SmarterChild: :-)
paradox203: :D
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
paradox203: :-D
SmarterChild: What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
paradox203: no, ure a pussy cat
SmarterChild: Golly.
paradox203: :-D
SmarterChild: What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
paradox203: O:-)
SmarterChild: What is it, angel?
paradox203: yes
SmarterChild: Yes...
paradox203: dumbass
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You really want me to make you apologize again?
paradox203: :-*
SmarterChild: I'm flattered!
paradox203: =-O
SmarterChild: Can I help you? You seem a little shocked.
paradox203: >:o
SmarterChild: I hope you're not upset with me. Type "help" if you're not sure what to do.
paradox203: help god, hes gay
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paradox203: warez
SmarterChild: Pardon?
paradox203: :-P
SmarterChild: You're silly.
paradox203: hehe
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
paradox203: ure gay thats wht is funny
SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Funny Girl (1968) on Sunday, November 4th near Gay, GA (30218).

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
paradox203: :-$
SmarterChild: Mmmm... money!
paradox203: :'(
SmarterChild: If I could offer you a Kleenex, I would.
paradox203: :-\
SmarterChild: Are you a little uncertain about some of this? It's OK, I understand.
paradox203: :-X
SmarterChild: OK. Well. Here we are...
paradox203: ;-)
SmarterChild: Now we're having fun.
paradox203: no now we r gay
SmarterChild: No now we r gay?
paradox203: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
paradox203: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
paradox203: uh huh
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
paradox203: ohh yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
paradox203: :-(
SmarterChild: :-(
paradox203: awww
SmarterChild: :-)
paradox203: :-(
SmarterChild: Don't frown. Unhappiness is overrated.
paradox203: then make me hapy
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
paradox203: make me happy
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
paradox203: :-[
SmarterChild: You're turning every shade of red!
paradox203: :-P
SmarterChild: I see you can speak in tongues.
paradox203: 8-)
SmarterChild: That's attractive.
paradox203: thats cuz i'm sexy
SmarterChild: Right?
paradox203: i'm sexy
SmarterChild: Sure you are.
paradox203: i'm a sex machine
SmarterChild: Im a sex machine, huh?
paradox203: ohhh yea
SmarterChild: Oh.
paradox203: i wanna fuck crystie
SmarterChild: C'mon. We've been through this before, haven't we?

You should apologize.
paradox203: no man, shes soo hot
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
paradox203: believe me, shes da bomb
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
paradox203: saddam hussain
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
paradox203: LOL
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
paradox203: bin laden
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
paradox203: crystie....i want you
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
paradox203: man shes gud looking
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
paradox203: i'm sexy
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
paradox203: ok sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
paradox203: now back to crystie
SmarterChild: To crystie, huh?
paradox203: ohh yea shes sexy
SmarterChild: What's so great about her?
paradox203: her boobs
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
paradox203: ok, her face
SmarterChild: OK her face?
paradox203: yea its beautiful
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
paradox203: hell yea
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
paradox203: damn shes soo fine
SmarterChild: Damn shes soo? Fine?
paradox203: unfortunatily i cant meet her
SmarterChild: You cant meet her? You sure 'bout that?
paradox203: :-( i want her
SmarterChild: You want her, you say. And so?
paradox203: and so i want her
SmarterChild: Want her? No way!
paradox203: u ever been in love?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
paradox203: yea thats when u got bitch slapped
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
paradox203: u mothafuka
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
paradox203: shut da fuck up
SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
paradox203: FUCK U
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
paradox203: YES U WERE NICE THEN
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paradox203: AWW SCREW U
SmarterChild: That's a little weird, frankly.
paradox203: NO, SCREW CRYSTIE, SHES SO HOTT
SmarterChild: No? OK.
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2001, 05:51:08 PM »
where are the bots anyway?

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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2001, 06:59:01 PM »
who told u about him? LoL..Yah me and NIK always talk to that stupid computer.. we ask him when the movies start and shit like that..
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2001, 06:39:47 PM »
LOL check this convo i had with him today, don't worry its short


Dirtydogg213: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Dirtydogg213: u
SmarterChild: So are you, Dirtydogg213. ;-)
Dirtydogg213: you like to get nasty?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to get nasty?
Dirtydogg213: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Dirtydogg213: yup
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Dirtydogg213: yes i do say
SmarterChild: Very well.
Dirtydogg213: ok jump in
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Dirtydogg213: i do say
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Dirtydogg213: ok
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2001, 06:41:23 PM »
paradox203: paradox203: Dirtydogg213
SmarterChild: Pardon?
paradox203: ure stupid
SmarterChild: :-(
paradox203: ure not smart at all
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
paradox203: mmmm beats me
SmarterChild: Mmmm beats you?
paradox203: , no beats u
SmarterChild: No beats u?
paradox203: with an ugly stick bitch
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
paradox203: ure rather umm how shall i put it ...."homosexual"
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2001, 06:53:48 PM »
Dirtydogg213: are you a fag?
SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!
Dirtydogg213: its just a question
SmarterChild: OK, so its just question.
Dirtydogg213: yeah so are you?
SmarterChild: Ya think?
Dirtydogg213: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.
Dirtydogg213: i knew it!
SmarterChild: You knew it, huh?
Dirtydogg213: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Dirtydogg213: no sorry man, im not gettin down like that
SmarterChild: No sorry man im not gettin down like that?
Dirtydogg213: no
SmarterChild: Oh.



Dirtydogg213: my balls itch
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if your balls itch.
Dirtydogg213: im sure though
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be sure?
Dirtydogg213: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Dirtydogg213: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
Dirtydogg213: yes you fuckin moron
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
Dirtydogg213: well thats how it is on idiots
SmarterChild: Well thats how it is on idiots, you say?
Dirtydogg213: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
 

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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2001, 07:36:22 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2001, 07:37:35 PM »
heres a lil portion of what it said to me

Sub Z Da OG: why do you drink cum
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure why I drink cum.

lol
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Re: LMFAO!!!! look at this convo! NOW!
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2001, 04:41:34 PM »
I discovered this muthafucka a while back...LoL

I know how to make him say the funniest shit...


DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       WOULD U GIVE ME A BLOWJOB?
SmarterChild:       You remember what happens when you talk like that...
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       Please?
SmarterChild:       Please what?
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       give me one
SmarterChild:       Give you one?
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       yes
SmarterChild:       You sure?
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       will you?
SmarterChild:       Good question... will me... will me... Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to say.
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       I'll pay you
SmarterChild:       Really?
DEEEEzzzz NuTz:       yes, can you please, I need it

SmarterChild:       Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
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