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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2013, 11:19:43 AM »
Oh, and of course...

"You said you've been in this ten; I've been in it five/
Smarten up Nas/
Four albums in ten years, nigga. I can divide/
That's one every lets say two/
two of them shits was due/
One was mehhhh, the other was Illmatic/
That's a one hot album every ten year average/"

WOOOOOOOOO.

but Jay was wrong...it was written is a hot album


jay's line about the condom on the baby seat was his funniest diss line
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2013, 11:20:19 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sdS87JdUSo" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/-sdS87JdUSo</a>

This entire song too is just flat out insanity.
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2013, 11:22:56 AM »
Oh, and of course...

"You said you've been in this ten; I've been in it five/
Smarten up Nas/
Four albums in ten years, nigga. I can divide/
That's one every lets say two/
two of them shits was due/
One was mehhhh, the other was Illmatic/
That's a one hot album every ten year average/"

WOOOOOOOOO.

but Jay was wrong...it was written is a hot album


jay's line about the condom on the baby seat was his funniest diss line

Stop hating on Jay. "Takeover" was on par with "Ether". Jay got creative, Nas just kept saying he Jay sucked dick.

I'll still give the edge to Ether, but Takeover was right there.
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2013, 11:38:34 AM »
hating?

i simply stated it was written is a hot album and that's hating?  lmao ok cham
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2013, 02:01:58 PM »
E-I-H-T now should i continue, u left out the G coz the G aint in you.

Classic!!!

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2013, 04:09:16 PM »
When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina
Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)

I honestly hated that this diss came after 'Pac's death, but it was just an amazing line to let you know who the whole song was about. The whole song was maybe the most venomous track Biggie ever released dissing someone, and it was bragging about being responsible for 'Pac's death. This line was almost an admission for the '94 shooting.

True, sick track. One of the greatest diss songs ever.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2013, 04:13:23 PM »
hate to turn ya t.v. on every week and see my family hustle and everybody on your street just see your family struggle.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2013, 07:45:31 PM »
"hung out with you on mothers day because your mothers dead" - Cam'ron
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2013, 08:50:57 PM »
When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina
Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)

I honestly hated that this diss came after 'Pac's death, but it was just an amazing line to let you know who the whole song was about. The whole song was maybe the most venomous track Biggie ever released dissing someone, and it was bragging about being responsible for 'Pac's death. This line was almost an admission for the '94 shooting.

True, sick track. One of the greatest diss songs ever.

WHAT THE NAME OF THE SONG!!!

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2013, 08:52:23 PM »
hate to turn ya t.v. on every week and see my family hustle and everybody on your street just see your family struggle.

Whats The Name Of The Song???

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2013, 04:21:16 AM »
Anything directed at gay z.

Remember mario bros movie... gay z is a goomba.
EVERY LAST ONE OF ''Y-O-U'' BELIEVE THAT DR. DRE HAS MADE THESE SONG's FOR ''Y-O-U''.
THE REALITY IS THAT THE SONG's ARE ''ABOUT Y-O-U'' !!!!!!
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2013, 09:56:39 AM »
"Where Yo Nīs That Kill At?U Got No Killas, So Kill That"
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 10:00:21 AM »
"Where Yo Nīs That Kill At?U Got No Killas, So Kill That"

What's N's? Where's that from?
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2013, 01:15:32 PM »
hate to turn ya t.v. on every week and see my family hustle and everybody on your street just see your family struggle.

Whats The Name Of The Song???
addresses.  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Favorite Diss Punch Lines!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2013, 05:19:39 PM »
I got cube melting in a trey
pulling up his card and fucking up his good day

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Man, really? Name me three Joe Budden songs?
Don't worry, I got time, I cut the song -

[Interlude: 'Jeopardy' skit]
Oh, oh man, umm, three Joe Budden songs, umm...
Damn, uh, the - Pump It Up!
Uh, agh - ahh, shit... this for a hundred thousand, too?
Ahh, I'm bout to blow this shit!
Ahh... did I say Pump It Up?
Oh, oh -

"Where Yo Nīs That Kill At?U Got No Killas, So Kill That"

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