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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #325 on: May 18, 2013, 03:56:40 PM »
im not even going to try to attempt to decyper where one struggle bar ends and the next begins lol

Nice self-ether Petey :D
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #326 on: May 18, 2013, 04:04:02 PM »
will i wouldnt share another bar with you if we were cell mates.


but if we WERE infact cell mates you would be washing my underwear in the sink and would have tits sketched on your back at all times.

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #327 on: May 18, 2013, 04:10:43 PM »
Here is a challenge for you OGCM:
Write a rhyme without the words:
Faggot
Dick
Fuck
Gay
Mom

You can do it™




https://www.youtube.com/v/95DH2DmwY7o

The other video you posted was funnier...
I still give you credit for trying.
Got any more?

you didn't like that one ? that was the Dayton fly kick.

LOL
 

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« Reply #328 on: May 18, 2013, 04:12:38 PM »
heinz fly kick is lethal

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« Reply #329 on: May 18, 2013, 04:13:18 PM »
he should upload a video of it
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2013, 04:25:21 PM »
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #331 on: May 18, 2013, 04:27:01 PM »
LMFAO hell naw  ;D

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #332 on: May 18, 2013, 04:27:19 PM »
will i wouldnt share another bar with you if we were cell mates.


but if we WERE infact cell mates you would be washing my underwear in the sink and would have tits sketched on your back at all times.



I got thick trees like Forest Gump, wisdom that confound you
Want to know my age? Count the rings I run around you
Writers block in a rage, my script just astoundin you,
Call me a sage, its like the sick bars were bound with glue

Pete still co sign heinz, like they share a checkbook
They got matching robes too, one bunching on erect hook
Now Petey taste 'da-sauce', no need to take a quick look
The sound just confirm it - Guk guk guk guk
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #333 on: May 18, 2013, 04:28:26 PM »
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #334 on: May 18, 2013, 04:32:40 PM »
There was a young lady named wilbert
who went on a date with a builder
he asked if he should
she said that he could
so he did, and very near killed her!

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #335 on: May 18, 2013, 04:37:56 PM »
There was a young lady named wilbert
who went on a date with a builder
he asked if he should
she said that he could
so he did, and very near killed her!


Petey spit childlike bars like a limerick
This prick gets so old call him zimmer-dick
Erin got sick giving pecker hick
If she wanted to, couldn't find a slimmer dick
 

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« Reply #336 on: May 18, 2013, 04:48:32 PM »
will i wouldnt share another bar with you if we were cell mates.


but if we WERE infact cell mates you would be washing my underwear in the sink and would have tits sketched on your back at all times.



I got thick trees like Forest Gump, wisdom that confound you
Want to know my age? Count the rings I run around you
Writers block in a rage, my script just astoundin you,
Call me a sage, its like the sick bars were bound with glue

Pete still co sign heinz, like they share a checkbook
They got matching robes too, one bunching on erect hook
Now Petey taste 'da-sauce', no need to take a quick look
The sound just confirm it - Guk guk guk guk

probably the best one you dropped...i like the rhyme structure  8)
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #337 on: May 18, 2013, 04:58:22 PM »
i think ive exhausted my options with haikus.


limericks will be my new preferred form...

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #338 on: May 18, 2013, 05:13:27 PM »
i think ive exhausted my options with haikus.


limericks will be my new preferred form...


KP just lost, can't find an address if he wanted
That means he ain't got 'ZIP' - pants dropping like he farted
No 'street name' either - from the hood he gets deported
Limericks over Haikus the way forward, but he back where he started

If we were cell mates "I'd have two hands on your bar Will"
Put your hands near me, and your melon gets chargrilled
Just when u thought he couldn't use that joke again
Oh yeah he did it - "draw tits on your back son"
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #339 on: May 18, 2013, 05:17:18 PM »
will nothing youve spit thus far can even come close to the couple lil bullshit raps i shot at you.


use those as motivation to perfect your new hobby.

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #340 on: May 18, 2013, 05:19:20 PM »
What ever u say Petey. If you were a jail all the inmates would escape - you don't got no bars.


One for the faggot Heinz before I log out,
Dude laying low - will probably delete his account soon anyway. :D




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This strictly sex hoe, then goodbye go no waitin
But now she waitin tables, baby hidin by apron
Another fatherless child, Ohio. So Dayton!

Now dressed, breath like a million nutts,
Dayton KKK on his shirt - all three stand for Klutz
Overcome with joy, in Blue Khakis fittin slim
But when his boys cum over, its bukkake's on his chin
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #341 on: May 18, 2013, 05:55:44 PM »
great job will.  ;D

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« Reply #342 on: May 18, 2013, 05:56:44 PM »
no offense will but that last one was kinda wack
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #343 on: May 18, 2013, 05:59:04 PM »
great job will.  ;D

no offense will but that last one was kinda wack


LOL shows it's all subjective. Appreciate the feedback either way 8)
 

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« Reply #344 on: May 18, 2013, 06:24:42 PM »
'Russell Bell' - a euphemism for masturbation
Even his mom wishes he'd take euthanasia,
Forged the form herself - fake tears as they waste him
Straight to hell, cause family elation

His pops C-walk like Pac, when his Casket Drops
Open box, he ain't seen daylight since
We Are the Streets. For Rus: Thats an album by L.o.x.
Body leaking, discharge from multi-cocks

Dreams of eEnemiez, nocturnally there to haunt you.
Like the credits of a Dre song - Royal Harbor ghost wrote it for you.
Check the mirror, in the nightmare
skin pallid with a gaunt hue
See the shadow on your wall? Nosferatu come to taunt you

Now wake up and rub the semen from your eyes.
And smell the skinny latte like only bitch men buy,
caffein hit gives his frail frame a buzz,
Plus the dildo left in his ass, still tickling the fuzz

Will B the Og from Staines
Retarded autistic hand signs like Ali G mane
Raps like OGCM on PCP
Stickin up for his brotha, wishin he was black
If you stepped 1 foot in 'Murica, not one negro have your back
European politics, hates on guns
But would let 2pac fuck him in the battyhole with one just for fun
Contradictions galore, much like his mother
Swore to never cheat on her husband
But pooped Will B the Bastard Child out her blubber
What a sad day, I tell you
Will B still make Mikey look like a good poster
« Last Edit: May 18, 2013, 06:48:01 PM by Russell Bell »
Money like Draymond Green.....yuuup
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #345 on: May 18, 2013, 06:28:13 PM »
lol Will B is more obsessed with DPG than 2pac
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #346 on: May 18, 2013, 06:46:04 PM »
Classic Material just wont quit
I mean how many times can you rhyme "dick" with "dick"
Been ethered more times than his mommas puss, ol stankin ho
Welfare ass crackhead, like some trick on The Corner on HBO
Sellin her puss for drugs, shoulda sold some BJs so her son could get a dad's love
Material think he tough, Cliff music be pumpin him up wit the feeling he aint gay
Nigga wit an attitude, more like nigga witout shit to do on bring your son to work day
Go see a counselor, dubcc is tired of your song
or better yet, go find cliff and suck that dong
Couldnt be objective bout music if he tried
Gave TIs after dinner shit "not a 10 but its still aiight"
Niggas rhymes and posts are weak as fuck, im tryin to tell you
Dude be talkin that tuff street stuff but softer than the gold on a Rollie
Been whipped so hard
Matter a fact, why dont you just go change your name to Toby?
Money like Draymond Green.....yuuup
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #347 on: May 18, 2013, 06:56:47 PM »
Classic Material just wont quit
I mean how many times can you rhyme "dick" with "dick"
Been ethered more times than his mommas puss, ol stankin ho
Welfare ass crackhead, like some trick on The Corner on HBO
Sellin her puss for drugs, shoulda sold some BJs so her son could get a dad's love
Material think he tough, Cliff music be pumpin him up wit the feeling he aint gay
Nigga wit an attitude, more like nigga witout shit to do on bring your son to work day
Go see a counselor, dubcc is tired of your song
or better yet, go find cliff and suck that dong
Couldnt be objective bout music if he tried
Gave TIs after dinner shit "not a 10 but its still aiight"
Niggas rhymes and posts are weak as fuck, im tryin to tell you
Dude be talkin that tuff street stuff but softer than the gold on a Rollie
Been whipped so hard
Matter a fact, why dont you just go change your name to Toby?

total garbage it took you forever to come up wit that lame shit. face it i dropped some ether on ya ass and all you got is t.i. this and t.i. that. will murdered you and i put ya ass in the ground game over for you. LMFAO
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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #348 on: May 18, 2013, 06:58:50 PM »
i'mma make it short and sweet for this cupcake named russelle belle
this frisco fag loves dick more than you all know and you can tell.
every time you log in you're back and forth wit me like we lovers
it's not my fault your family's cursed and ya father is really ya mother's brother.
no one paid u attention but me that's why u attached to me and can't let go
niggas on this forum know you ain't shit and to you that's a hard pill to swallow.
you a remy from higher learning gettin' stomped out by a classic
you lyin' on the ground kickin' and screamin' displayin' traits of a faggot.
i know some kids half ya size that will humiliate you and bring tears to ya eyes
rob you, beat you and hold you for ransom until ya mom give 'em all blow jobs.
this is a lesson for you to learn u insecure faggot respect grown men
and always remember a battle wit classic material is a battle you won't ever win.







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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #349 on: May 18, 2013, 09:06:24 PM »
damn son, i mean u are a retard n all, but even u know when u start repeatin lines let alone verses, you done lost.

rip ogcm.

he was a good stan.

but not good enough.
Money like Draymond Green.....yuuup