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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #330 on: May 18, 2013, 03:25:21 PM »
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #331 on: May 18, 2013, 03:27:01 PM »
LMFAO hell naw  ;D

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #332 on: May 18, 2013, 03:27:19 PM »
will i wouldnt share another bar with you if we were cell mates.


but if we WERE infact cell mates you would be washing my underwear in the sink and would have tits sketched on your back at all times.



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Want to know my age? Count the rings I run around you
Writers block in a rage, my script just astoundin you,
Call me a sage, its like the sick bars were bound with glue

Pete still co sign heinz, like they share a checkbook
They got matching robes too, one bunching on erect hook
Now Petey taste 'da-sauce', no need to take a quick look
The sound just confirm it - Guk guk guk guk
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #333 on: May 18, 2013, 03:28:26 PM »
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #334 on: May 18, 2013, 03:32:40 PM »
There was a young lady named wilbert
who went on a date with a builder
he asked if he should
she said that he could
so he did, and very near killed her!

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #335 on: May 18, 2013, 03:37:56 PM »
There was a young lady named wilbert
who went on a date with a builder
he asked if he should
she said that he could
so he did, and very near killed her!


Petey spit childlike bars like a limerick
This prick gets so old call him zimmer-dick
Erin got sick giving pecker hick
If she wanted to, couldn't find a slimmer dick
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #336 on: May 18, 2013, 03:48:32 PM »
will i wouldnt share another bar with you if we were cell mates.


but if we WERE infact cell mates you would be washing my underwear in the sink and would have tits sketched on your back at all times.



I got thick trees like Forest Gump, wisdom that confound you
Want to know my age? Count the rings I run around you
Writers block in a rage, my script just astoundin you,
Call me a sage, its like the sick bars were bound with glue

Pete still co sign heinz, like they share a checkbook
They got matching robes too, one bunching on erect hook
Now Petey taste 'da-sauce', no need to take a quick look
The sound just confirm it - Guk guk guk guk

probably the best one you dropped...i like the rhyme structure  8)
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #337 on: May 18, 2013, 03:58:22 PM »
i think ive exhausted my options with haikus.


limericks will be my new preferred form...

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #338 on: May 18, 2013, 04:13:27 PM »
i think ive exhausted my options with haikus.


limericks will be my new preferred form...


KP just lost, can't find an address if he wanted
That means he ain't got 'ZIP' - pants dropping like he farted
No 'street name' either - from the hood he gets deported
Limericks over Haikus the way forward, but he back where he started

If we were cell mates "I'd have two hands on your bar Will"
Put your hands near me, and your melon gets chargrilled
Just when u thought he couldn't use that joke again
Oh yeah he did it - "draw tits on your back son"
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #339 on: May 18, 2013, 04:17:18 PM »
will nothing youve spit thus far can even come close to the couple lil bullshit raps i shot at you.


use those as motivation to perfect your new hobby.

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #340 on: May 18, 2013, 04:19:20 PM »
What ever u say Petey. If you were a jail all the inmates would escape - you don't got no bars.


One for the faggot Heinz before I log out,
Dude laying low - will probably delete his account soon anyway. :D




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This strictly sex hoe, then goodbye go no waitin
But now she waitin tables, baby hidin by apron
Another fatherless child, Ohio. So Dayton!

Now dressed, breath like a million nutts,
Dayton KKK on his shirt - all three stand for Klutz
Overcome with joy, in Blue Khakis fittin slim
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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #341 on: May 18, 2013, 04:55:44 PM »
great job will.  ;D

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #342 on: May 18, 2013, 04:56:44 PM »
no offense will but that last one was kinda wack
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #343 on: May 18, 2013, 04:59:04 PM »
great job will.  ;D

no offense will but that last one was kinda wack


LOL shows it's all subjective. Appreciate the feedback either way 8)
 

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Re: Computer Coward
« Reply #344 on: May 18, 2013, 05:24:42 PM »
'Russell Bell' - a euphemism for masturbation
Even his mom wishes he'd take euthanasia,
Forged the form herself - fake tears as they waste him
Straight to hell, cause family elation

His pops C-walk like Pac, when his Casket Drops
Open box, he ain't seen daylight since
We Are the Streets. For Rus: Thats an album by L.o.x.
Body leaking, discharge from multi-cocks

Dreams of eEnemiez, nocturnally there to haunt you.
Like the credits of a Dre song - Royal Harbor ghost wrote it for you.
Check the mirror, in the nightmare
skin pallid with a gaunt hue
See the shadow on your wall? Nosferatu come to taunt you

Now wake up and rub the semen from your eyes.
And smell the skinny latte like only bitch men buy,
caffein hit gives his frail frame a buzz,
Plus the dildo left in his ass, still tickling the fuzz

Will B the Og from Staines
Retarded autistic hand signs like Ali G mane
Raps like OGCM on PCP
Stickin up for his brotha, wishin he was black
If you stepped 1 foot in 'Murica, not one negro have your back
European politics, hates on guns
But would let 2pac fuck him in the battyhole with one just for fun
Contradictions galore, much like his mother
Swore to never cheat on her husband
But pooped Will B the Bastard Child out her blubber
What a sad day, I tell you
Will B still make Mikey look like a good poster
« Last Edit: May 18, 2013, 05:48:01 PM by Russell Bell »
Money like Draymond Green.....yuuup