Author Topic: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?  (Read 1326 times)

Heinz

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2013, 04:45:15 AM »
You people should raise your moral standards.
Sex should be a sacred act shared between husband and wife.
No wonder society is falling to pieces...




 

Matty

Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2013, 07:10:02 AM »
You people should raise your moral standards.
Sex should be a sacred act shared between husband and wife.
No wonder society is falling to pieces...






i concur.

one should wait until after the holy communion to respectfully procreate in the missionary position. that's good old fashioned loving.

Triple OG Rapsodie

Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2013, 08:58:14 AM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2013, 11:19:56 AM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2013, 11:32:35 AM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

Lmao
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2013, 12:48:10 PM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

u are gotten to  ;)
 

Sccit

Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2013, 12:58:25 PM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

u are gotten to  ;)


lmao i got him speakin all nervous and funny


"u, umm, are, uh, gotten to!" *runs to the corner and cries*

Triple OG Rapsodie

Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2013, 06:52:49 PM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

u are gotten to  ;)


lmao i got him speakin all nervous and funny


"u, umm, are, uh, gotten to!" *runs to the corner and cries*

Amazing. You pulled nervousness and crying from the text "u are gotten to." Tell me more, Dr. Maimonyou're still gotten to
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2013, 11:04:35 PM »
i had a threesome the first time/second times i did extacy but the third chick was more into women and had a "no dick sucking policy"  and that shit killed it for me.


it was really cool to suck four tittys at the same time and be finger banging one while fucking the other and have one bitch ride my face and dick etc but i really missed out on that double blow job. it was my whole reason for wanting that shit honestly and the girl that we brought into the situation made me put on a condom before i fucked her yet she ate my gf at the time pussy lol the shit wasnt as cool as i planned it to be.



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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2013, 04:01:48 AM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.


u want to have sex with a man

u are gotten to  ;)


lmao i got him speakin all nervous and funny


"u, umm, are, uh, gotten to!" *runs to the corner and cries*

Amazing. You pulled nervousness and crying from the text "u are gotten to." Tell me more, Dr. Maimonyou're still gotten to

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2013, 12:03:46 PM »
always wanted a black chick
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2013, 07:57:14 PM »
I want to have sex with a singer, break up with her and have her write a song about me. Also, obligatory threesome.

Damn that is money.
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2013, 07:39:41 PM »

as fucked up as this sounds id seriously consider fucking someone elses bird if she was still pretty etc and she was "lightly" pregnant"


i did this once , this friend of mine left his girl because i think he just thought he´s too young to be a father. so me being a good friend of them both started looking after the girl and ended up fucking her for three years every damn day.

  a year later they got back together and the guy even thanked me for taking care of the chick . and he knows i boned her but he was gone, so... we´re still good friends , they even want me to go to their wedding. i guess i really took care of her good, lol
 

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2013, 08:30:48 PM »
always wanted a black chick


my first experiences were all with black chicks.


its not that hard going back.

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Re: What more do you want to accomplish in your sex life?
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2013, 08:55:55 PM »
always wanted a black chick


my first experiences were all with black chicks.


its not that hard going back.

lmao


all the black chicks in bangor and orono date the black guys...like it's some unwritten rule or some shit