Author Topic: WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2  (Read 55 times)

TheSheriff

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WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2
« on: November 03, 2001, 02:38:27 AM »
TODAY'S HEADLINES:

Shocking revelations from Roccy!

Station favorite Rud and close "friend" HHH turn out to be related! YEUCH!

Tom187um admits to being a close friend of Osama Bin Laden's lover.

1. Roccy, a general freak, has admitted to being as go-go dancer at the new age Moulin Rouge, headquartered in Hicksville, USA. All the other dancers chew grain stalks. Roccy has commented that he is proud to be the most sophisticated member of the cast.

2. Rud and Hip_Hop_Hoe, it has been revealed, are really 2nd Cousins from Helena, Arkansas! And they're not even adopted! EWWWWW...Rud, first you're a Georgian lawyer, now you're like...YUCK...((DISCLAIMER:We do not pretend these stories are true in any way, but we like them.))

3. Tom187um has admitted to liking camels. This fact he has in common with Osama Bin Laden, who UglyPeople.com has decided is the ugliest man alive, and who was last year convicted of being a complete gay rapist. Anyways, back to the actual story. Yeah, so Tom likes camels. And donkeys too.
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TheSheriff

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Re: WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2001, 02:41:21 AM »
NEW JUST IN!!!

Logic, a Dre-hating members of the WCC Board, has been convicted for cruelty to animals! He has recently been heard to have said he fiddles with cats' *censored*. Bognor Regis Crown Court's Judge Jason Donovon(He's REALLY desperate for work.)commented that among those testifying against Logic were Overseer, Rud, and many other WCC members. He had been sentenced to cleaning out French ashtrays for the rest of his natural life(not artificial lfie though!).
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Hittman

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Re: WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2001, 02:45:01 AM »
LOL, Damn You.  ;D
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Sub-Z

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Re: WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2001, 10:09:31 AM »
lol
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ROCCY

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Re: WCC "Wacky" News Bulletin, Vol. 2
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2001, 10:13:55 AM »
Now this is some FUNNY ass shit ROFLMAO..hahhahhah
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