Americans, we owe Elano props.

[Russell Bell]

Elano, I think I speak for all Americans, as dumb as we may be sometimes and reluctant to admit our feelings, when I say these tenderly thought out words to you:

We owe you a lot, my friend!!!  You come to this forum, day in and day out, and contribute with news articles and thoughtful insight about American sports, music, and even the occasional American tragedy.  Thousands of miles of ocean and land separate you from these topics and intended audience - but you're never deterred.  You give your honest opinion, in the face of American hatred - which apparently knows no bounds.   

Yet you still try and guide and inform our naive ways when even we ourselves cannot recognize our doltishness.  For example, you tirelessly bring us news about shootings in America that we would probably never have heard of - in an attempt to arm our brains with the courage needed to resist the dirty and inherently evil gun.

You also give us news about folks like Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Ma$e, and others, who we all clamor for info about but are to lazy to google search and find for ourselves.

And when your unassuming and unappreciative audience lashes out in immaturity, you never stoop to their level, and instead, stay a rung on the ladder higher.  Always.  Even in your insults (which are necessary to maintain order and peace on the Board).

Elano, some Americans, the unelightened and stupid ones, will not understand this message.  But I know you will.  You are cherished here on this board.  Never leave us my friend. 

[Sccit]

props to elano...a true og of this board

[G-Funk]

ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american

[Hack Wilson - real]

Elano is the ultimate authority on mandingo porn too

[Sir Petey]

He's cool

[Russell Bell]

ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american

Elaineo,

I think that given how these mean Americans treat you on this board, just for having a love of American music, American sports, American pop culture, and also American African-Americans, you really do owe this board a "fuck you".  But once again, you show youre the bigger man.  I admire you, my friend.  Dont stop being you. 

Bigg Upps to Italy, and more importantly, Bigg Upps to copy + paste skillz.  Mad underrated here in the States (of course, dumb Americans man I swear  ).

[Hack Wilson - real]

lol @ "DUMBell Bell"

[Russell Bell]

ah ah ah DUMBell Bell is an true american

Elaino, I think I understand whats going on here.  See, in the United States and with the English language, a dumbell is a weighted lifting device.  Come to think of it, you might benefit from lifting weights.  It relieves stress and helps to calm one's demeanor. 

Actually, this black shakeweight might be more to your liking.  I dont know if they sell these in Italy though  .

 

[Sir Petey]

his role here is pivitol

[Elano The One And Only]

russell last post confirms his stupidity: from now on only sympathy for this kid.

[run-of-the-millian]

Elano crippin with the blue flag. 

[Elano The One And Only]

[Russell Bell]

*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*

[Elano The One And Only]

*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*

LMAO the conversation? 

[Russell Bell]

*picture from google that shows random people laughing, devoid of any context to the conversation*

LMAO the conversation? 

Its an english word for people talking to each other.