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Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:01 AM »
A Philadelphia man filed suit in the Philadelphia County Court of Common Appeals alleging that a personal lubricant caused his penis to burn and swell causing permanent disfigurement and loss of sensation. According to the Courthouse News Service, Michael Lowe sued the The Kama Sutra Co. and Kamsut Inc. of Thousand Oaks California as well as the sex shop in Philadelphia where the lubricating and desensitizing gel was purchased.

Lowe said that prior to September 1, 2012, he had used Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel without incident, but on that day he applied the product before putting on a condom to have sex with his fiancée. During intercourse, the couple were interrupted. Lowe waited for his fiancée to return to bed, but experienced “excruciating pain and pressure in his penis,” according to the suit.

“He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter,” reads the complaint.


The swelling irreparably damaged the tissues of Lowe’s penis and resulted in “permanent scarring and disfigurement of the penis, permanent loss of sensation in the penis, permanent loss of functioning of the penis, permanent nerve damage to the penis, permanent tissue damage to the penis, and the inability to ejaculate.”

Lowe, who is represented by Thomas Kline of Philadelphia’s Klein and Specter, is seeking damages for the injuries, as well as recovery of lost wages and recompense for pain, suffering and humiliation. The gel was defective, he said, and his injuries are the result of negligence on the part of the manufacturer and “were in no way caused by acts or omissions on his part.”

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 01:08:48 PM »
worse than the death penalty
 

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 01:13:21 PM »
not gonna have a good honey moon lol
 

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 09:20:27 PM »
Elano take note plz, your boyfriend will be angered if you burn his penis, and no im not taling about the chlamydia you gave him last week.
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 09:22:32 PM »
Elano take note plz, your boyfriend will be angered if you burn his penis, and no im not taling about the chlamydia you gave him last week.

elano doesn't want to lose his mandingo lover
 

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 09:23:35 PM »
Elano take note plz, your boyfriend will be angered if you burn his penis, and no im not taling about the chlamydia you gave him last week.

elano doesn't want to lose his mandingo lover

elano loves his mandingo lover as much as he loves american gossip
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 09:26:50 PM »
Elano take note plz, your boyfriend will be angered if you burn his penis, and no im not taling about the chlamydia you gave him last week.

elano doesn't want to lose his mandingo lover

elano loves his mandingo lover as much as he loves american gossip


that's more than a mother loves her newborn child
 

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 09:36:25 PM »
Elano take note plz, your boyfriend will be angered if you burn his penis, and no im not taling about the chlamydia you gave him last week.

elano doesn't want to lose his mandingo lover

elano loves his mandingo lover as much as he loves american gossip


that's more than a mother loves her newborn child

cmon hack

bringing up mothers and children reminds elano of that icky pussy that used to rape him and turned him to mandingos in the first place

have some class
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 04:24:32 PM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 05:32:59 PM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





wow

Elano wouldnt care as he is a bottom and has no use for his tiny junk.
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2013, 05:43:09 PM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





wow

Elano wouldnt care as he is a bottom and has no use for his tiny junk.
a suspect statement.
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2013, 06:32:05 PM »
worse than the death penalty

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2013, 02:53:55 AM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





wow

Elano wouldnt care as he is a bottom and has no use for his tiny junk.
a suspect statement.

cm did u get touched as a kid or somethin?  cause u seem real uncomfortable with yourself bro.  if u did, then maybe i should quit makin fun of you.
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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2013, 02:24:07 PM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





wow

Elano wouldnt care as he is a bottom and has no use for his tiny junk.
a suspect statement.

cm did u get touched as a kid or somethin?  cause u seem real uncomfortable with yourself bro.  if u did, then maybe i should quit makin fun of you.
revealin' your childhood russelle ? i figured there was a reason for you not to give a shit about the bitch other than her bein' a slut. btw any comment on the size of another man's dick by another male is some fag shit if you didn't know faggot.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: Don't use lube or it could destroy your penis
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2013, 03:02:51 PM »
An internationally-known MMA fighter ... claims a gel that is supposed to enhance sexual performance has ruined his ... claiming he now has a bum penis that can't ejaculate.

Waylon Lowe claims in a new lawsuit ... he bought a tube of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel at a Philly sex shop -- which is supposed to desensitize the penis and enhance stamina.  He lathered the gel on his junk and then covered it with a Trojan Magnum latex condom and began having sex with his fiancee.

The sex didn't last long, because their baby started acting up in the next room.  While the fiancee tended to their daughter, Lowe claims he began experiencing excruciating pain in the penis.  He removed the condom and says he was horrified to see a significantly swelled penis.

Lowe says he ended up in the ER and has suffered "catastrophic and permanent damage" to his penis.  Among his many beefs:

-- permanent scarring and disfigurement
-- permanent loss of sensation
-- permanent loss of functioning
-- permanent nerve damage
-- loss of life's pleasures
-- inability to ejaculate

Lowe is suing for a minimum of $50k ... we're guessing he wants a lot more.

Lowe strongly insinuates in the lawsuit ... the damage was caused by placing the condom over the gel, despite the fact that the label gives users the green light to wrap it.

The Kama Sutra Company tells us the lawsuit is BS, claiming the product has worked safely without incident for 40 years.





wow

Elano wouldnt care as he is a bottom and has no use for his tiny junk.
a suspect statement.

cm did u get touched as a kid or somethin?  cause u seem real uncomfortable with yourself bro.  if u did, then maybe i should quit makin fun of you.
revealin' your childhood russelle ? i figured there was a reason for you not to give a shit about the bitch other than her bein' a slut. btw any comment on the size of another man's dick by another male is some fag shit if you didn't know faggot.

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