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Mr_Loc

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The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« on: June 01, 2001, 08:17:37 AM »
okay every joke board needs one of these. let me get ya started:

Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2001, 10:15:53 AM »
Here's a few I can remember:


Yo mama's so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Yo' mama so fat that when she changes hands on her handbag, she has to throw it!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

'Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.'

Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Yo' mama so stupid, she broke her TV looking for the TV dinner!

Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo' mama's so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog pound picked her up.

Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign saying, ''One mile to the next tooth.''
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2001, 09:02:49 PM »
Yo Mama's so fat she plays Hop Scotch like this "New York, LA, Chicago".

Yo Mama's so fat God cant even lift her spirits.

Yo Mama's so fat I slapped her leg and rode my surf bored.

Your Mama's so Stupid she got locked in Ralphs and starved to death.
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2001, 10:17:03 PM »
Hey, how do u have sex with your mom?

Slap her leg and ride the first wave in!

hahahah
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2001, 03:41:37 AM »
i only got one that i could think of...
yo mama' so stupid she stuck a phone up hr ass and thought she was making a booty call
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2001, 12:49:03 PM »
One for us from my mate ElNeckio

"yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street"  I said "what ya doing"  she said "moving !"

from some film my current challenge is to find out which one
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2001, 12:53:05 PM »
scrap that, i got it first guess... its from white men cant jump

here another i remember from somewhere

Yo Mamas So Fat, Bitch Fell Down, Cut Her Leg and Gravy Poured Out
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2001, 11:02:09 AM »
heres some more, i got a ton of these:

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $29.95.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2001, 10:33:33 PM »
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said disney land Left, So she went home

Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2001, 01:30:57 PM »
Yo Mamas so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.
Yo Mamas so stupid she fell through the window trying to iron her curtains.
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2001, 01:31:20 PM »
Yo Mamas so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.
Yo Mamas so stupid she fell through the window trying to iron her curtains.
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"Without The Elements It's All Irrelevent" Jurassic 5

"This world better acknowledge me I'm over ambitious
Do almost anything to rob a genie for his wishes." 57th Dynasty

"We didn't give a toss about money, fame or stardom
Just about the culture, the music, slang and jargon." Blak Twang

"Freedom Is A Road Seldom Travelled By The Multitude" Public Enemy

"If Ignorance Is Bliss Then Knock The Smile Of My Face" Zach De La Rocha
 

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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2001, 01:31:31 PM »
Yo Mamas so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.
Yo Mamas so stupid she fell through the window trying to iron her curtains.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM by 1034398800 »
"Without The Elements It's All Irrelevent" Jurassic 5

"This world better acknowledge me I'm over ambitious
Do almost anything to rob a genie for his wishes." 57th Dynasty

"We didn't give a toss about money, fame or stardom
Just about the culture, the music, slang and jargon." Blak Twang

"Freedom Is A Road Seldom Travelled By The Multitude" Public Enemy

"If Ignorance Is Bliss Then Knock The Smile Of My Face" Zach De La Rocha
 

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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2001, 12:11:44 AM »
Ya  momma  so ugly  she  came out the haunted house with a paycheck

Ya momma  so  fuckin  fat   her picture on the wall fell off .

Ya momma  so ugly  she  made  Patrick Ewing  say ...... " Damn bitch you ugly !!"
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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2001, 12:42:08 AM »
I forgot sum but here da ones i remmeber:

Yo mamas so hairy, she shaves her legs wid da lawn mower

Yo mamas so fat, when she wuz lyin on da beach, green peace 'THREW HER BACK IN'

YO mamas so fat, when she went bunjee jumpin wid a yellow dress on, everyone said 'O look da suns cuming down'

Yo mamas so sstupid she went bunjee jumpin wid out da rope

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.

Yo mamas so big when she sits around the house, she 'SITS AROUND DA HOUSE'

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"

Yo momma so fat when she bunjie jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry


Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince


Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!


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Re: The Official 'YO MAMA' thread
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2001, 07:36:01 AM »
Yo mama so fat, she had to use the loading door at K-Mart.

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