Coming This Summer.....Elano is.......

[Russell Bell]

.....The Italian Without Words



Co-Starring Elano's Greasy Mother (as seen in Poor Italian Trash Gangbanged For Pasta #'s 6 & 7)



This tale of an angry Italian's life, with a predilection for using short and rage filled quasi-sentences when lashing out but also possessing a softer side that cant resist the celeb gossip, will leave you wanting to watch over and over again. 

Will he finally find his long lost dad?

Will he realize his dream of travel to the Florida Mandingo Club?

Will he find his true self, and his true voice?

Coming this Summer straight to DVD and Blu-Ray


*This film rated "R" by the MPAA for angry cursing, obscene google pictures, stale jokes, and mandingo scenes not appropriate for anyone*

[Elano The One And Only]

OMFG THIS THREAD IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.
Let me add your profile

[Sccit]

is there a directors cut?

[Hack Wilson - real]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

[Elano The One And Only]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

[MUHFUKKA]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

damn cold as ice. for real i refuse to believe that elano is not obese

[Russell Bell]

is there a directors cut?

we ran out of Elano's Greasy Mother's prostitution money, which is what funded this film, so no

[Hack Wilson - real]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

damn cold as ice. for real i refuse to believe that elano is not obese

that picture of Elano floating around here makes him look bigger than a hippo

[Russell Bell]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

damn cold as ice. for real i refuse to believe that elano is not obese

that picture of Elano floating around here makes him look bigger than a hippo

idk if thats him

but he does deny it pretty hardcore so it might be

[Hack Wilson - real]

i've had it confirmed by a few sources that it is indeed him

[Russell Bell]

i've had it confirmed by a few sources that it is indeed him

lmao

no wonder hes so pissed of all the time hahaha

[Elano The One And Only]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

damn cold as ice. for real i refuse to believe that elano is not obese

i'm not obese and dumb like russell bell, i'm sorry. But you can always continue to believe to the idiots of this forum, don't worry 

[Elano The One And Only]

considering NIK is not fat Elano aka Perez Hitalian once again fails

considering that nik is a fuckin jew and my post was directed to russell bell, you are failing once again dumb wilson 

damn cold as ice. for real i refuse to believe that elano is not obese

that picture of Elano floating around here makes him look bigger than a hippo

that picture of an armenian/iranian guy is nima's brother, i'm sorry to let you down little faggot.

[Elano The One And Only]

i've had it confirmed by a few sources that it is indeed him

the funny thing is that you really believe in what you write 

[Hack Wilson - real]

you can keep denying it all you want Elano but we all know it's your real photo