Author Topic: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly  (Read 185 times)

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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« on: March 12, 2003, 05:06:56 AM »
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
from http://www.ampland.com/humor/index.html

 ;Dfunny stuff
I was going to include some screen names....but then you all would start crying
like this :'(

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

 

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

 

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

 

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.

 

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

 

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

 

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

 

8. Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

 

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

 

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.

Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.



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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2003, 05:10:29 AM »
LOL FUNNY SHIT

DAM THIS HAD ME CRACKIN

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

there is hope


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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2003, 06:10:17 AM »
lmfao....so damn funny, read em all, props
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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2003, 02:49:16 PM »
hehehehe
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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2003, 05:19:34 PM »
LoL
 

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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2003, 05:20:30 PM »
Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
 

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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2003, 05:26:12 PM »
Word
 

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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2003, 05:45:01 PM »
ha ha it is funny stuff
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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2003, 06:01:20 PM »
Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
roccy been beating off in food again?

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Re:The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2003, 06:24:56 PM »
Good: You eat applesauce
Bad: Your friend tells you he cummed in it
Ugly: You enjoyed it
roccy been beating off in food again?

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