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Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« on: August 13, 2013, 05:34:28 PM »
I was trippin off some ganja the other day, you know.. bumpin some Lucky Dube "Let Jah Be Praised", blazed... num sayin.. just chillin... and I was thinking... I love black women.  I love to eat chocolate.  As I get older I've gotten more and more into health and fittness, I naturally crave chocolate... and then it hit me!!!!

DARK 100% CHOCOLATE FROM THE HEALTH FOOD STORE, ALL NATURAL RAW!!!   Then it's not mixed with any of the caramels, sugar, butter and milk that dilute the strength of chocolate... chocolate, that like ganja is a miracle from God to man, a miracle drug that the ancient Egyptians used to use as a source of caffiene to build the pyramids!!!

So straight dark chocolate, 75% atleast, preferably 100% cocoa, raw!!!  That's the way to go.  Eating it, putting it all over my face, and so on!   Brings happiness, a healthy heart and midstate, lowers blood pressure, relieves anxiety!

All praise to Jah for blessing us with ganja and cocoa!!
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 05:39:17 PM »
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 11:02:48 PM »
elano likes to put chocolate in his mouth.
show me where did i said i live in Poland
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 05:14:10 AM »
U SHOULD SMOKE NOTHIN BUT CHOCOLATE SWISHERS
 

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 02:15:33 PM »
U SHOULD SMOKE NOTHIN BUT CHOCOLATE SWISHERS

good idea... when I'm with homies I smoke blunts, but actually by myself I always use paper.  I thin out the weed with rolling tobacco on each end and then very little cigarette tobacco in the middle in the middle to help it burn.   This keeps me from running through my ganja too fast.
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"I will make records as big or bigger than Death Row".   -Dre, Source 1996

"I didn't do nothing but make people money and I didn't leave nobody high and dry.  Any album (on death row) people are going to check for.  But it's time for Dre to worry about Dre.  I'm focused on the new Snoop Doggs, not like that but you know what I mean."

Dre -  Source 1996 cover

"Eminem will be bigger than Michael Jackson as long as he doesn't change."

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 02:17:30 PM »
IT WORKED!!!! PRAISE JAH!!!

No lie.. I ate dark chocolate all damn day (which filled me with natural good vibes) and only one meal.  I also took melted chocolate and made it into a face-mask overnight.  I woke up skinny and with golden brown skin!!!!!   Chocolate is a miracle drug and if ya'll don't know you better ask somebody... you really better ask somebody!!!
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"I will make records as big or bigger than Death Row".   -Dre, Source 1996

"I didn't do nothing but make people money and I didn't leave nobody high and dry.  Any album (on death row) people are going to check for.  But it's time for Dre to worry about Dre.  I'm focused on the new Snoop Doggs, not like that but you know what I mean."

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 05:36:54 PM »
U SHOULD SMOKE NOTHIN BUT CHOCOLATE SWISHERS

good idea... when I'm with homies I smoke blunts, but actually by myself I always use paper.  I thin out the weed with rolling tobacco on each end and then very little cigarette tobacco in the middle in the middle to help it burn.   This keeps me from running through my ganja too fast.

tobacco is whack...ur rollin spliffs- not an ideal way to smoke weed. start buyin blunts and ull save more+find more joy in the smokin experience 8)
TOBACCO IS WHACK...UR ROLLIN SPLIFFS- NOT AN IDEAL WAY TO SMOKE WEED. START BUYIN BLUNTS AND ULL SAVE MORE+FIND MORE JOY IN THE SMOKIN EXPERIENCE 8)
 

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 10:23:46 PM »
U SHOULD SMOKE NOTHIN BUT CHOCOLATE SWISHERS

good idea... when I'm with homies I smoke blunts, but actually by myself I always use paper.  I thin out the weed with rolling tobacco on each end and then very little cigarette tobacco in the middle in the middle to help it burn.   This keeps me from running through my ganja too fast.
so u completely on ya high horse about fast food, but u smoke cigarette tobacco?
show me where did i said i live in Poland
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ICHI, WHAT COUNTRY U FROM?
im from Poland
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2013, 01:12:56 AM »
wowzers... this is a strange side effect.... Father of the Bride came on and I was crying like a bitch... does this chocolate shit boost your estrogyn or somethin?
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2013, 07:15:00 AM »
wowzers... this is a strange side effect.... Father of the Bride came on and I was crying like a bitch... does this chocolate shit boost your estrogyn or somethin?

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 12:15:05 AM »
lol i like this troll, its layered beyond your normal elano troll

on the surface infinite says "im putting chocolate on my face to get this health benefit" but hes also playing to his stereotype of being a secretly black loathing on the surface black loving dude by suggesting he put blackface on.

muahahaha
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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 09:39:01 AM »
lol i like this troll, its layered beyond your normal elano troll

on the surface infinite says "im putting chocolate on my face to get this health benefit" but hes also playing to his stereotype of being a secretly black loathing on the surface black loving dude by suggesting he put blackface on.

muahahaha

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2013, 11:20:52 AM »
what the fuck

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Re: Going to start putting chocolate on my face...
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2013, 03:05:44 PM »
show me where did i said i live in Poland
want me to show u? ok.....

ICHI, WHAT COUNTRY U FROM?
im from Poland
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