WCC "Wacky" News, Bulletin 1

[TheSheriff]

In this shocking(ly stupid) news bulletin:

Rud admits to being a rare type of Georgian lawyer!

Overseer and Claudia Schiffer caught having a bitch-fight! ( I love you really 'Seer!)

Sikotic made an outlaw by US Government for having a name beginning with the letters Bra!

Article #1:
Rud, a famous golfer and manic poster, has today admitted to being a rare type of lawyer from the ex-USSR country of Georgia. Scientists say he is classified as a solictoris noncorruptibilis. Only two others exist in the world, and one's my uncle, who's a complete spazmod!

Article #2:
Overseer, a much-loved board administrator, has been murdere...Uh...Yeah. No, that's next week. Overseer, a mysterious board administrator, has been sighted fighting with supermodel Claudia Schiffer, using the ancient ritual weapon, the handbag. Sources close to the man((Disclaimer:This includes those that have bumped into him on the street, or vaguely know him in any other way.))say Schiffer had just admitted she had been having an affair with Owen, a poster at Overseer's board. Oh, sweet dreams.

Article #3:
Sikotic, another members of WCC, has today been declared an outlaw by the US Government for having a name which starts with the letters B-R-A. Hehe, his name starts with bra, bras are nice...Uh, anyway, yes, this outrage, blah, blah...I'm off, later! And Sikotic-FIGHT THE POWER!

EDITOR'S NOTE:These articles include people who I like, and know will NOT SPAZ OUT OVER HARMLESS FUN.

[Don Seer]

ermm this makes me smile lots.. but i dont know why.  

[Rud]

LMAO!!


THATS A GOOD, ORIGINAL, FUNNY POST!!



CHEERS 4 THA LAFF!



peace

[Hittman]

LOL, Nice Post....

[Doggystylin]

LOL, i dont mind bein in it, so feel free to make news about me

[Sikotic™]

LMAO!!!

I'm on the run and I'm hiding out in my own house. They'll never find me even though I just gave myself away OH SHIT PEACE :-/

[Sub-Z]

lol

[ROCCY]

Yo please write about me I wont get mad  :-/

[HHH]

LOL