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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2013, 02:52:03 PM »
how come if you are so truthful you were too scared to meet up with big Heinz when he offered to meet you in Jersey?

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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2013, 04:00:33 PM »
Nobody else thinks the funniest part of this thread is Will running to the rescue? LMFAOLOL.
 

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« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2013, 04:02:24 PM »
Nobody else thinks the funniest part of this thread is Will running to the rescue? LMFAOLOL.

i can't get over the dumbass quote that started this thread


don't care what context it was taken in...just a sanduskyish thing to say point blank
 

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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2013, 07:51:01 PM »
new name: I AM THE FRUIT

hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2013, 08:18:36 PM »
Nobody else thinks the funniest part of this thread is Will running to the rescue? LMFAOLOL.

i can't get over the dumbass quote that started this thread


don't care what context it was taken in...just a sanduskyish thing to say point blank

LOL
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« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2013, 08:22:01 PM »
new name: I AM THE FRUIT

hahahahahahaha

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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2013, 09:07:39 AM »
new name: I AM THE FRUIT

hahahahahahaha
yes ! you've finally admitted that you are the fruit. LOL
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2013, 11:01:12 AM »
this quote is a certified classic


CM is ahead of his time

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« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2013, 11:01:54 AM »
this quote is a certified classic


CM is ahead of his time
thank you sir.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2013, 11:02:12 AM »
dissin dead folks is weak tho

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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2013, 11:03:25 AM »
dissin dead folks is weak tho
yeah i'mma keep his pops out of it it's not his fault his son is a lap dog.
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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2013, 11:07:05 AM »


I AM THE FRUIT hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2013, 11:10:06 AM »
I once had a dream that my chest was cover in thick fur like hair and I flew a helicopter down to the barbershop.
Barbra Streisand worked there and had an afro and all gold teeth.
She shaved my chest clean and placed the hair into plastic bags, she kept shaving and shaving and stuffing bags. Must have been a dozen bags of chest hair when she was done.
Then she made a phone call and when she hung up the phone a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian showed up and told me to follow him.
He carried the bags of chest hair across the street where we entered a building and went down into the basement.
There was some odd type of sweat shop with little persian girls weaving and sowing.
In the blink of an eye they had made my chest hair into a persian rug.
Conan threw it on his shoulder and we went outside and spread it out on the sidewalk.
The rug seemed to be made of gold in the sunlight. Conan told me to sit down on it.
I did as he asked me and the rug started flying.
Me and my chest hair rug flew to distant lands and met many great people.
I woke up feeling naked and very happy.

Peace to niggas with chest hair.


i decipher this dream as you subconsciously yearning for more to offer...perhaps you feel a lil short-handed in certain areas? the unreasonable amount of chest hair signifies something u dont have which u have longed to possess. u feel like if u had that extra something, then ud be able to turn it into somethin special (the something special is signified in the form of a persian rug)


"i wish i was a lil bit taller"...dont trip, heinz. your physical shortcomings are compensated for by your exceptional mental strength cud 8)

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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2013, 11:15:42 AM »


I AM THE FRUIT hahahahahahaha
that fruit looks delicious but we know you're gay peter no need to flaunt it.
"Summa y'all #mediocres more worried bout my goings on than u is about ya own.... But that ain't none of my business so.....I'll just #SipTeaForKermit #ifitaintaboutdamoney #2sugarspleaseFollow," - T.I.
 

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Re: "youll be combing chest hairs soon my boy" - closet material
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2013, 11:22:18 AM »
I once had a dream that my chest was cover in thick fur like hair and I flew a helicopter down to the barbershop.
Barbra Streisand worked there and had an afro and all gold teeth.
She shaved my chest clean and placed the hair into plastic bags, she kept shaving and shaving and stuffing bags. Must have been a dozen bags of chest hair when she was done.
Then she made a phone call and when she hung up the phone a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian showed up and told me to follow him.
He carried the bags of chest hair across the street where we entered a building and went down into the basement.
There was some odd type of sweat shop with little persian girls weaving and sowing.
In the blink of an eye they had made my chest hair into a persian rug.
Conan threw it on his shoulder and we went outside and spread it out on the sidewalk.
The rug seemed to be made of gold in the sunlight. Conan told me to sit down on it.
I did as he asked me and the rug started flying.
Me and my chest hair rug flew to distant lands and met many great people.
I woke up feeling naked and very happy.

Peace to niggas with chest hair.


i decipher this dream as you subconsciously yearning for more to offer...perhaps you feel a lil short-handed in certain areas? the unreasonable amount of chest hair signifies something u dont have which u have longed to possess. u feel like if u had that extra something, then ud be able to turn it into somethin special (the something special is signified in the form of a persian rug)


"i wish i was a lil bit taller"...dont trip, heinz. your physical shortcomings are compensated for by your exceptional mental strength cud 8)

You think?
I need to be careful sharing my dreams here as well as quoting Skee-lo lyrics.

Anyone want to buy a persian rug made from real chest hair?