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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2013, 12:11:06 PM »
In due time people will hopefully see the practical value of following the jewish commandments.
They were given for our benefit and spiritual enhancement.
Keep it kosher!


agreed i cant co sign the sex stuff though dont you have to fuck your wife thru a sheet with a whole cut in the middle of it if you an orthodox jew?


 yes or no answer please


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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2013, 08:55:44 PM »
In due time people will hopefully see the practical value of following the jewish commandments.
They were given for our benefit and spiritual enhancement.
Keep it kosher!


agreed i cant co sign the sex stuff though dont you have to fuck your wife thru a sheet with a whole cut in the middle of it if you an orthodox jew?

lmao
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2013, 08:56:42 PM »
In due time people will hopefully see the practical value of following the jewish commandments.
They were given for our benefit and spiritual enhancement.
Keep it kosher!


agreed i cant co sign the sex stuff though dont you have to fuck your wife thru a sheet with a whole cut in the middle of it if you an orthodox jew?


 yes or no answer please


read what he posted...sex is more accepted in judaism than christianity and most other religions.
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2013, 04:34:25 AM »

read what he posted...sex is more accepted in judaism than christianity and most other religions.

I got to disagree there Nikcc, can you marry up to four wives?

About the sex though a hole... is probably a deviant small sect who in the name of Judaism did something like that.

I tell you there was a deviant small sect who claim to be muslims  a couple hundred years back.
Once every year all the men and women would gather in a place where there would be camp fires.
And at midnight the fires would be extinguished.
And everyone would start running, and every women you could 'catch', you could have sex with.



 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2013, 05:55:40 AM »
i may convert to Judaism. i have the nose for it.


everything else sounds pretty cool the benefits are obvious....sign me up guys.



i dont have to grow the lil things that shyne has on the side of his head do i ?

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2013, 10:08:26 AM »

read what he posted...sex is more accepted in judaism than christianity and most other religions.

I got to disagree there Nikcc, can you marry up to four wives?

About the sex though a hole... is probably a deviant small sect who in the name of Judaism did something like that.

I tell you there was a deviant small sect who claim to be muslims  a couple hundred years back.
Once every year all the men and women would gather in a place where there would be camp fires.
And at midnight the fires would be extinguished.
And everyone would start running, and every women you could 'catch', you could have sex with.





Jewish scripture does not prohibit you from having more than one wife.
There are a few examples of those that had several, Abraham for instance.
Not sure why it should speak in favor of a religion that you are able to have several wives...(unless you are trying to start your own tribe).
It is difficult enough to respectfully keep up with one.
 

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« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2013, 10:35:04 AM »

read what he posted...sex is more accepted in judaism than christianity and most other religions.

I got to disagree there Nikcc, can you marry up to four wives?

About the sex though a hole... is probably a deviant small sect who in the name of Judaism did something like that.

I tell you there was a deviant small sect who claim to be muslims  a couple hundred years back.
Once every year all the men and women would gather in a place where there would be camp fires.
And at midnight the fires would be extinguished.
And everyone would start running, and every women you could 'catch', you could have sex with.





Jewish scripture does not prohibit you from having more than one wife.
There are a few examples of those that had several, Abraham for instance.
Not sure why it should speak in favor of a religion that you are able to have several wives...(unless you are trying to start your own tribe).
It is difficult enough to respectfully keep up with one.


It was a joke in reference to Nikcc claim that sex is more accepted in Judaism then most other religion.

 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2013, 10:40:51 AM »
 are those anime girls going to go to hell?
 

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« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2013, 11:21:13 AM »

read what he posted...sex is more accepted in judaism than christianity and most other religions.

I got to disagree there Nikcc, can you marry up to four wives?

About the sex though a hole... is probably a deviant small sect who in the name of Judaism did something like that.

I tell you there was a deviant small sect who claim to be muslims  a couple hundred years back.
Once every year all the men and women would gather in a place where there would be camp fires.
And at midnight the fires would be extinguished.
And everyone would start running, and every women you could 'catch', you could have sex with.





Jewish scripture does not prohibit you from having more than one wife.
There are a few examples of those that had several, Abraham for instance.
Not sure why it should speak in favor of a religion that you are able to have several wives...(unless you are trying to start your own tribe).
It is difficult enough to respectfully keep up with one.


It was a joke in reference to Nikcc claim that sex is more accepted in Judaism then most other religion.



I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 15, 2013, 11:25:32 AM »
i may convert to Judaism.



i dont have to grow the lil things that shyne has on the side of his head do i ?

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 15, 2013, 11:29:14 AM »

I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.


No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:

He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.
But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.
So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "
The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.
 

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« Reply #62 on: November 15, 2013, 01:05:05 PM »
Muslams and jews are the scam off the earth!!!  They arent both respansable for all the war going on today and yet there bittered enemies!! If your aren't a jew or a muslam you shouldnt kill you're self. And bacon is delisious....fuck ur religends that disaproof of pac and bacen!!!
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 15, 2013, 01:22:53 PM »
Muslams and jews are the scam off the earth!!!  They arent both respansable for all the war going on today and yet there bittered enemies!!

Jews are not mine enemy, they are my distant cousins. they are the grandsons of great Prophets.
Nor are christians or atheist my enemies.
We are brothers and sisters in humanity. The father of both you and I is Adam.
Or are you one who will deny his own father?

Zionism....that is a whole different ball game...
 

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« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2013, 01:48:09 PM »

I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.


No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:

He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.
But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.
So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "
The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.

Is that from the Qur'an?
 

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« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2013, 01:56:20 PM »

I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.


No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:

He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.
But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.
So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "
The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.

Is that from the Qur'an?


No, the Quran is not like other religious scriptures.
For Example:

The Bible contains the words of Prophets, Words of G-d, History, Letters. it is a collection of different books.

The Quran contains only they words of G_d. That is why it is forbidden for us to touch it if we are (spiritual) unclean.

The sayings of the Prophet, are separate books.
Stories and interpretation are separate books.
And islamic History is separate  books.
 

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« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2013, 02:20:59 PM »

I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.


No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:

He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.
But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.
So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "
The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.

Is that from the Qur'an?


No, the Quran is not like other religious scriptures.
For Example:

The Bible contains the words of Prophets, Words of G-d, History, Letters. it is a collection of different books.

The Quran contains only they words of G_d. That is why it is forbidden for us to touch it if we are (spiritual) unclean.

The sayings of the Prophet, are separate books.
Stories and interpretation are separate books.
And islamic History is separate  books.


Must be hard to ever touch the Quran then.

Is there a separate book for the jokes of the Prophet?
:)



 

 

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« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2013, 02:34:38 PM »

Must be hard to ever touch the Quran then.

Is there a separate book for the jokes of the Prophet?
:)



We have a spirtual cleaning. where we wash ourselfs. It is called Wudu.. And it is obligatory before prayers and if you want 2 touch the Quran.

But no there is no book with jokes.
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #68 on: November 15, 2013, 07:03:12 PM »
lmao@a biblical joke book...u on to somethin, heinz
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #69 on: November 15, 2013, 07:20:08 PM »
one of you muthafuckas is gonna answer my question about the curley q's goddammit.


i know some of yall numbers, dont make me call and ask.

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« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2013, 07:21:06 PM »
lol naah u dont have 2 sport those dawgy, shyne jus goin all out
 

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Re: The Pork Discussion Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2013, 08:33:27 PM »
man thank you i was about to txt you my brother...this would have kept me up at night.


how do you feel about shine as a jewish rapper...good look?

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« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2013, 08:46:47 PM »
man thank you i was about to txt you my brother...this would have kept me up at night.


how do you feel about shine as a jewish rapper...good look?


You don't have to let your hair grow unless you take a Nazirite vow.
With your hair growth you could have some massive payos though.

Shyne is a bad look.
As this commandment clearly state:
Thou shall not utter unholy words to the beat of a drum to make a profit.
Thy voice shall fail you and you will be ridiculed by your peers.

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« Reply #73 on: November 15, 2013, 10:32:49 PM »
man thank you i was about to txt you my brother...this would have kept me up at night.


how do you feel about shine as a jewish rapper...good look?



loll .. I respect shyne but he needs to go back to his old style tho
 

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« Reply #74 on: November 17, 2013, 04:30:09 AM »

Must be hard to ever touch the Quran then.

Is there a separate book for the jokes of the Prophet?
:)



We have a spirtual cleaning. where we wash ourselfs. It is called Wudu.. And it is obligatory before prayers and if you want 2 touch the Quran.

But no there is no book with jokes.

Is Wudu the arabic word for Voodoo?