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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers.   Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter.  That shit is nasty.  Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!

Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa.  And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times.  Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.

In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper.   They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom.  The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes.   You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing.  You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well.  Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.

...This is basic stuff every human being should know.  But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
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I guess converting to islam for the sake of skidmark free underwear is a valid point.



 

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I guess converting to islam for the sake of skidmark free underwear is a valid point.





Islam cleans you up both outside and in.  A lot of the perversion that takes place at this forum would not occur if everyone converted to Islam and elected me as their Imam.  I was the official Imam of the dubcc back in 2002, elected and approved by the likes of Siavash, Rodzilla, King Tech, Illmatic, and others.
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"I will make records as big or bigger than Death Row".   -Dre, Source 1996

"I didn't do nothing but make people money and I didn't leave nobody high and dry.  Any album (on death row) people are going to check for.  But it's time for Dre to worry about Dre.  I'm focused on the new Snoop Doggs, not like that but you know what I mean."

Dre -  Source 1996 cover

"Eminem will be bigger than Michael Jackson as long as he doesn't change."

-Dre, Rolling Stones mag 1999 Em cover

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I use pages from the koran instead of toilet paper. Sometimes the prophet mohamed comes up from hell and does it for me.
 

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i ran out of toilet paper once when i lived all alone and i used dampened pages from a phone book to wipe my ass.


u do what u gotta do.


keep some hand sanatizer for that left hand on your next trip

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I ran out once and had to use my socks real spit
 

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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever

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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever

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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
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"I will make records as big or bigger than Death Row".   -Dre, Source 1996

"I didn't do nothing but make people money and I didn't leave nobody high and dry.  Any album (on death row) people are going to check for.  But it's time for Dre to worry about Dre.  I'm focused on the new Snoop Doggs, not like that but you know what I mean."

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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever

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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?

Friedrich Nietzsche and Tupac Amaru Shakur.
 

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Threads like this one are the reason why hardly anyone here takes you serious and you get shitted on left and right. I guess you are good at heart but expressing ignorant stuff like that won't help you and most importantly not anyone else. Everything to you is a e-dick measurement contest even though you might not realize and surely not admit it. But why dou you have to bring something like that up, out of the blue? Did you look for things that make you "better" than others and for once were tired of "associating" yourself with DR, Pac and whoever you think is admirable? Show me the passage in the Quaran where it explicitly states that you have to wash you ass with just water and your bare hands. And besides that, you ever heard about that crazy thing called baby wipes? Maybe some people use them? And maybe the craziest of the bunch might even have a bidet at home? Or just fucking maybe most people are not stupid enough to wipe the shit all over their butt cheeks?

I feel sorry for every muslim that has to read the shit you are expressing. Doesn't every religion teach humility at some point? If you were so serious about your religion than you would keep your mouth shut, you ignorant wannabe.

No wonder you don't use toilet paper, you save every fucking cent so you can fly to Africa and get ripped of by the people there, then come back to your online diary and tell us how awesome it was. Make believe.
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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?

a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
 and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist

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religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever

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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?

a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
 and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist

I can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.
 

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I do agree with brother Ibrahim,

That cleaning like he describes is more beneficial.

Not only is water better for the delicate parts of you lowerbody.
Dry Paper is too rough for that part of the body.
It will also have you feel clean once you are finished.

That said, the suggestion of one member that you can use baby-tissues is also good.
You can combine them.
first use baby-tissues and finish with water.

Most mothers do that when the baby is dirty. Only us adult stop that.


But I would also have one advise to brother Ibrahim.

If you want to teach brothers and sisters on this forum about the ethics of Islam.
you should be a role model of those same ethics.


Unfortunately you choose the attack mode of a legitimate subject.

Why call them Kuffar (non-believers) you can not look into their hearts.
Call them Brothers and sisters in humanity.

In the Quran, G_d mentioned to talk to people with good/kind words and respect and to talk with arguments.
Not disrespecting people because they have a different lifestyle.

 

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Sometimes after I really blow up the toilet I'll have to shower.

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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers.   Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter.  That shit is nasty.  Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!

Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa.  And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times.  Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.

In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper.   They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom.  The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes.   You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing.  You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well.  Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.

...This is basic stuff every human being should know.  But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.

1st: do you think all africans are muslims? the majority are christians man..2nd what do you mean with "take a bottle full of water and do your thing", you put that bottle in your butt or what? i can't imagine how that would be "cleaner" in any way...the baby wipe thing seems to be the cleanest way to me
 

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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?

a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
 and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist

I can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.

lmao
 

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this is the professional american method.


only sophisticated americans have figured this out...pay attention amatuer shitters im about to drop game.



lay down a strip of toilet paper on top of the water to minimize splashback.

proceed to shit

afterwards use the best toilet paper your buget can allow to wipe the majority of shit from your ass....corn chunks, peanut fragments etc.

then proceed to using a flushable moistened wipe to detail clean your asshole.

*protip: follow up with a single wipe form a dry sheet if the feeling of wet cheeks bothers you.




one of the few things i envy euros for is they have bidets. id love to spray my ass and junk clean everytime i use the bathroom...my homeboy tone cant shit with out taking ashower immediately afterwards. nigga wouldnt even ask you hed be all in your towels and shit.

hes in jail now i wonder how thats working out for him.

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When I lived in Miami my crib had a bidet. Shit was high pressure as fuck, if u opened it all the way up it would hit the ceiling for real. Glad I test drove it first before using it. It's a phenomenal thing tho and should be required in every home.
 

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an anal douche with the same water bottle everyone uses in the bushes in africa sounds much cleaner. getting shit on your hand on purpose is definitely more civilized as well.  for real i always try to time my shits with showers if possible. and if youre worried abut a couple drops of piss in your boxers youre more of a woman than i thought

The blood gang embraces Tupac as a member even if YOU dont.
 

MUHFUKKA

also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour

The blood gang embraces Tupac as a member even if YOU dont.
 

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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.

keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.

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also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour



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if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.

keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.


i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.