Author Topic: why do you Kuffar wipe your ass with toilet paper and not wash off your dick?  (Read 880 times)

Seagully

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whoa man u hurt my feelings so bad. ill think of u next time iam eating pork and drinking beer.

U so NOT HURT that you TRY ur best at insulting me! hahahaha.
U win 1ST PRICE for outstanding marksmanship shooting yourself in BOTH feet with 1 bullet.
congratulationz ZUCKER!!! enjoy ur pork and beer with that gold medal :)
 

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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers.   Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter.  That shit is nasty.  Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!

Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa.  And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times.  Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.

In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper.   They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom.  The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes.   You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing.  You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well.  Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.

...This is basic stuff every human being should know.  But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.


i go to india, shits horrible there, they dont have toliet paper because they cant afford that shit.


it is per say, "more sanitary" but that is fucking disgusting. they have a 2nd 'inner' sink to wash the shit away that u cleaned with your bare fucking hands.

so basically that shit handle has everyones shit lingering there and u wash it away with ONLY WATER.

so the outside general bathroom sink, is gonna have prob some shit residue on there.

i had to carry toilet paper everywhere and at times i just didnt shit, cuz it was fucking nasty.



you can shit and wipe your ass with your left hand and get shit residue under your fingernails. ill continue to wipe my ass with toilet paper like the rest of the world.
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Theres Muslims that respect other peoples life styles? Well i'll be. You learn something new everyday? I wonder if i'll ever meet one?

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i fucking hate india. they want me to go there for 2 fucking months man, fuck that. 1 month max, i went through hell being there for a month n a half.

shit lost so much weight last time i was there, i was skinny as i was when i was 15.

no air condition anywhere, (not resturaunts, malls, etc etc) u have to carry around toilet paper, you want to punch every fucking indian because they stare at you, the food is good but who the hell can eat that shit 3 times everyday for more than a month. lack of beef, and if there is beef, its ass. pork is ass, everything is shit there.

the ONLY good thing there is the chicken, the chicken is probably the best i ever had, but definitely not a good enough reason to go there. no chicken in the US (maybe nautral grown wild chicken or whatever of the sort, without steroids) can step to their chicken.

it was extremely juicy.



anyways, its horrible. unless u stay in your 5 star hotel all day its gonna be hard, especially if ur not doing tourists shit, im just at the office all day, but tahts basically the best place in the city for me.

and i aint smashin no chick that wipes their shit with their bare hand. everytime i shake ANYONES hand there i feel like i need to wash it. hell i really dont want to shake anyones hands for that matter over there.
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whoa man u hurt my feelings so bad. ill think of u next time iam eating pork and drinking beer.

U so NOT HURT that you TRY ur best at insulting me! hahahaha.
U win 1ST PRICE for outstanding marksmanship shooting yourself in BOTH feet with 1 bullet.
congratulationz ZUCKER!!! enjoy ur pork and beer with that gold medal :)
Fuck man you got me. Dang. Took me all night to think of that pork n beer comment. And it didn't work. Bugga. I tried so hard.

 Holy shit India sounds fucked up. No wonder 50 million of them live in my country now.. Its just unbelievable how much money they pay(both local and international/foreign) cricket players to participate in their Indian premier league, when so many are so poor.
 But i Guess thats the way of the work really and i hear like 80% of Chinese live like shit also? I guess its only a matter of time before the entire world is like that. I mean with population growth the quality of life for each individual goes down. Unless of course you are rich.
 Kind of seems like tehse days you are either rich or poor, the middle ground seem to be gettimng lost.
 

Seagully

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quick DEFEND YOURSELF! hahaha
U ZUCK!
 

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Seagully

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U ZUCK!
hahahaha