Owen vs Funkstylz

[TheSheriff]

Okay, here's an easy chance for your first win. I'll even give you some info on me to try and wave into your verse.

I'm 15, I'm white, I have a blood condition (severe anaemia, not sickle cell). The girl to my left is my girlfriend, I'm a redneck from Georgia living in the UK, I'm a pacifist.

That should be enough. And...GO

20 lines max
first to 3, no KOs

[Inspectah]

I gather, your feeling confident about all the battles you have lined up for yourself.. nice to see a hungry emcee!

Goodluck to both of ya'll!

Peace 1

[funkstylz]

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Warm Up


i thought u don't battle rap lets keep it that way/
hold up don't go whatcha gotta say, "funkstylz your gay"/
CREATIVE , alright your done have a nice day/
i've heard better raps comin from dj gay slay (1)/
who gave u that gat kid, put that shit away /
didn't your mama ever tell you "owen violence doesn't pay,/
just talk it out it'll make everything ok"/
aint that how u pussy bitches do it in the uK?/
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Heat


you call urself the sherriff(2) well i just shotcha/
ur steppin to mr. big my friend i coulda boughtcha/
but it'll all make sense when i look into your eyes(3)/
i see your past , i see a lotta guys/
unzippin they flies and droppin they cocks/
owens got the queer game down on lock/
about the personals homie, fuck'em got anything else to show me?/
cuz ur comin off as a muthafuckin phony/
i think kalipzo put it best when he put you to the test/
"Claiming to be a boyfriend of a actress when you drool, have a blood disease, and is 13 yrs old is not cool"/(4)
think of this now, you's a fool on the net and the same at school/
fuck it i'm out i just made use of this old tool/



1 = dj kay slay doesn't rap
2 = thesheriff is owen's login name for wcc
3 = his screen name on msn
4= in a recent post him n kalipzo n some others were fightin , this came up.

[White-Chocolate]

haha geyeahhh

[funkstylz]

me n owen both agreed to change it to 20 lines instead  

[TheSheriff]

Biting from Kalipzo, well see that’s ipso, facto, with your fake gats yo,
Your rhymes are poor, is your dick still sore from that syphilis, obsessed with piss,
You tried to shoot me but you missed, I’m a Sheriff in the mould of the Duke,
Like I told Dead Hand Luke, you folded over covered with puke from where,
You got a scare when your mom dared to find you in the bedroom unawares,
Jackin off to kiddy porn, listening to some shitty Korn, remember when Kitty
Warned the bitches to be quiet, you love guys, don’t fight it, and whilst I drop
Tight shit, you’ll find your gut hit with my lyrical bullets, I give waiters full tips,
You give them fake cheques, I’m “phoney”, you just want to bone me, “homie”,
Show me, where you can prove I was fake, you can’t? Go back to you bake sale,
You she-male, your rhymes pale beside my low-ride version of the pimp slide,
Ripping holes you never knew were inside your body, tidy up your spelling,
It’s shoddy, like a homo from Wodie trying to be tough, you don’t like battles rough,
Coming at me with all that gangsta stuff when you know you like handcuffs,
Now here’s a gun to your back, get out of the ‘llac, stop holding you sack, hahaha,
You’re just a busta, you musta seen I was coming and split and got running,
Cause you ain’t no gangsta, just a spanker who likes homo synchronized swimming,
Now back up, in real life we talk about gats enough not to listen to fools on the ‘Net
Like you, go back to school and learn how to play pool, that’s all you’re good for,
You homosexual butt-raping whore!

[funkstylz]

aight lets get some votes up in here

[White-Chocolate]

haha geyeahhh

i'ma still go with funkstylz, his verse stayed consistant through out the 20 lines
in my opinion yours (Owen) got hot then kinda lost itself and then came back

props to both yall tho, ima start to work on some battle raps soon so i can jump in the ring with yall

[bLaDe]

Cool battle guys, funkstylz had a cool verse, a couple of lines were nice... Owen had a nice verse, both verses were kinda simplistic, both had cool flow, but I felt owens was more hardhitting, and well organized.  

vote - owen '


Ps.  I aint feeling the simple name calling dissses, you fag, homo etc, I think ya'll should try to get a lil creative.  peace

  -{bLaDe}

[White-Chocolate]

can i get a tru dat hehe  

[Primo]

Owen wins due to creativity

[TheSheriff]

2-1

[T.J.]

vote=owen

a lot more creative

[TheSheriff]

3-1 Nice battle, you're improving.

[funkstylz]

ye i thot i had a better chance cuz i nailed u with personals, but guess that didn't matter much haha , even had u pissed off tho lol anyways peace thnx for the battle , i gotta work on my shit