How is 2pac not Black Jesus?

[Marty Jannetty]

what were Pac's super powers?

- Shot 5 times and survived to come back and conquer the game

- Turned words into gold like Jesus turned water into wine

- He didn't part the Red Sea, but he split the blunt and rolled the fat one up daily

- He's spoken from the grave, life after death

You won't like this but I'll have to answer with this.

- Shot 9 times in the face and survived to come back and conquer the game.

- Turned regular water into vitamin water which subsequently turned into gold (figuratively).

- He didn't part the Red Sea but he fucked dozens of bitches, which at certain days, made him the admiral of the Red Sea, see?


Who is he? Black Jesus v2.0 Curtis Jackson aka that ficca Fitty

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

You won't like this but I'll have to answer with this.

- Shot 9 times in the face and survived to come back and conquer the game.

- Turned regular water into vitamin water which subsequently turned into gold (figuratively).

- He didn't part the Red Sea but he fucked dozens of bitches, which at certain days, made him the admiral of the Red Sea, see?


Who is he? Black Jesus v2.0 Curtis Jackson aka that ficca Fitty

The 50 shooting wasn't nothing compared to Pac..... Pac's shooting was God vs. the Devil, Good vs. Evil... he was set up and betrayed by the Devil... then falsely accused... then Pac returned like Jesus and cast out the devil and made the truth manifest....

50 did manage to get shot up, and then if anything the great white hype Eminem brought that ficca back 2 life back 2 reality... Pac actually rose himself from the dead and now he is still speaking and teaching from the grave, ya dig?

[The JASON MRSA]

Word my nigga ... Real talk.

You sound like a homo...well you are a FILIPINA

My wife is on the board?

Unlikely, Criccet is a Scirt Saggin man.