Author Topic: you know you're canadian if  (Read 142 times)

KING VerbalAssaulta

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1073
  • Karma: -169
you know you're canadian if
« on: April 05, 2003, 02:36:36 PM »
Signs showing you might be from Canada...

You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink Pop, not Soda.

You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians.

You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

You say "aboot" instead of "about"

Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts

When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes.

You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work.

Every murder is reported.

You can understand Jean Chrétien (most of the time, anyway)

You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.
 

Kaidy

  • Guest
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2003, 04:07:19 PM »
wow another great post showing how xenophobic and unworldly you are.

here's a better one: You know you're a moronic loser when you're name is queenMac and you post on a forum where nobody respects your opinion.


and no, I'm not Canadian. Far from it.
 

Quakaveli

  • Guest
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2003, 04:24:55 PM »
haha I thought some of em were hillarious,  :D
 

Da WCC Hopar!

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1540
  • Karma: 159
  • I love to see her walk off!
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2003, 04:28:25 PM »
dat shit was stupid!
 

KING VerbalAssaulta

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1073
  • Karma: -169
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2003, 04:47:45 PM »
wow another great post showing how xenophobic and unworldly you are.

here's a better one: You know you're a moronic loser when you're name is queenMac and you post on a forum where nobody respects your opinion.


and no, I'm not Canadian. Far from it.
::) are you void of a sense of humour...i guess this board is your life sense you take it so seriously
 

platinumk777

  • Guest
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2003, 04:50:57 PM »
LOL

Hell, I'm Canadian, and I thought some of em were damn funny
 

Suga Foot

  • Hennessy Chaser
  • Made
  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10715
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • Karma: 551
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2003, 05:48:59 PM »
LOL

Hell, I'm Canadian, and I thought some of em were damn funny

and true  :-[
 

Knuckles

  • Moderator
  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4936
  • Karma: 306
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2003, 06:28:05 PM »
Some of those were funny and most were true.
 

Suga Foot

  • Hennessy Chaser
  • Made
  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10715
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • Karma: 551
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2003, 06:52:04 PM »
You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".  True

You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."  True

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.  True

You drink Pop, not Soda. True

You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"   I know what a Mickey and a 2-4 is, but that's not what it means to me, lol

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. True

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. True

You drive on a highway, not a freeway. We got freeways too

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. It's in my room, i got like 4 dollars, lol

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. WTF?

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. NO

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians.  NO

You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian. I didn't know that

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. No, Vancouver is warm

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".  True

Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. True, sad, but true

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. Not in Vancouver
 
You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. True

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. I still don't get 'em

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". True

You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. I hate hockey

You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. True

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" I don't say eh

You say "aboot" instead of "about" I don't but a lot of people actaully say "aboat", weird.

Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts Sure

When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes. I can't skate

You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work. True

Every murder is reported. True

You can understand Jean Chrétien (most of the time, anyway) True

You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it. True
 

gchild213

  • 'G'
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 116
  • Karma: 2
  • I'm a llama!
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2003, 08:44:11 PM »
im canadian and actually some of that shit was true, lol @ that casey and finnigin thing, they are the puppets from mister dressup, anyways some of it was funny, everything else was just stupid, typical american bullshit, trying to form opinions about a country they no nothing about, but i ain't gonna trip, cuz that ain't canadian  ;D
 

King Tech Quadafi

  • His Royal Highness
  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7323
  • Karma: -221
  • i think you betta recognize...
Re:you know you're canadian if
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2003, 12:00:08 AM »
im canadian and actually some of that shit was true, lol @ that casey and finnigin thing, they are the puppets from mister dressup, anyways some of it was funny, everything else was just stupid, typical american bullshit, trying to form opinions about a country they no nothing about, but i ain't gonna trip, cuz that ain't canadian  ;D
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

- Lewis Carroll