Author Topic: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!!!  (Read 740 times)

Tecknine

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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2001, 09:18:45 PM »
Im only 16 and ive banged at least 30 times by now. Only 2 girls though..
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2001, 11:19:41 PM »
I still cant wait...
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2001, 11:20:16 PM »
I still cant wait...
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2001, 03:08:23 PM »
i brought this back up for 2 reasons

1. so it will go into the anything goes forum

2. so we get more stories

Someone move it
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2001, 03:12:38 PM »
i can't tell mine it'd be x-rated lol,

plus theres way to many little fellas in here LOL  ;D
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2001, 03:13:39 PM »
i wanna hear it!!!!! LOL  ;D
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2001, 03:20:36 PM »
i'm still a virgin, i have a HEAVY conscience so ain't nothing happened yet

theres been a couple of times though that i could've but i did the good catholic boy thing
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2001, 05:37:11 AM »
when i was 13, some ugly black chick with fat ass and big titties damn trust me, black girls have the sweetest pussy for real man, they might be uglyiest bitches but shittttttt their pussy is like the best!!!

most black girls don't like to suck dick so i had to go to the white bitches since white girls love to suck dick and are the best dicksuckers for real, i had several sucking on my dick and damnnnnnn ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

i've never had any mexican or asian girl though yet but i will soon since i'm gonna marry one of those kind in the years to come......
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2001, 08:33:38 AM »
I'M 16 years old an aint even had a girlfriend yet let alone get laid.  I'm a decent looking guy and im stay in shape,  and have a job but im extremely shy.  It sux especially when you have been obsessed wit tha same girl for a year an a half an we have alot in common to but she most likely doesnt know me.  This post got me all depressed i gotta go pop some 2pac in my stereo
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2001, 11:09:53 AM »
Here's my story:
It was a wk b4  my 16th Bday. So it was a usual sat night, all my peeps & me went to the local pub.....they'll serve you no matter how young you are which is coo' hehe. Anyways, my boy had a free house & we were goin back 4 a smoke & a l'il party, so he asked some girls that we chill with alot. So this one girl (she's actually a good friend of mine) she was flashing these dunkys around, handing them out to all her girls (she sounds freaky but she's actually quite shy, dark horse I guess  ;)) & by then we all knew it was on. Everybody jus' hook'd up with someone (me with her) & we all went off into our own space & got it on, lol. We started off in the bathroom, then ended up on the landing! lol. But thats all that happened, no dates or nuttin' after that, jus' a one night stand. I also remember that my boy was bumbing TQ's "Westside" & Meth's "Break Ups 2 Make Ups" non-stop all night long!
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2001, 12:23:15 PM »
Mine's a particular story of shame, that I'm telling you, Father Michael did not like one bit when I confessed in the booth afterwards.

I was but 13(as I still am, lol), and with an ex-girlfriend at my house. She had brought some vile, vile cider, and we was just talking, and she got rather/extremely drunk, and started coming onto me, and though I wasn't even tipsy, I went ahead, having taken a bang to the head playing basketball earlier that day and not thinking straight.

We went to my bedroom, did some foreplay, then got on with the act itself. The next morning, I started having flashbacks, was sleeping naked under my cover, and had a slight hangover.

I immediately called her up, found out the story her end, then remember bits and pieces throughout the day.

The next day, I went and confessed.

I still feel pretty bad about it, particularly as I'm meant to be entering the Catholic priesthood when I'm older.
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2001, 12:30:59 PM »

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u confessed that ? like to a priest ?! When u were 13!??
ahhahahahahahha!!!!!!  ;D
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2001, 05:13:47 AM »
ill just post what happend with this girl I met last week.

i met her last Sat for the first time and played that freak, you know, she s an ouf of towna so i had to find a place, you know, i didnt wanna take her 2 my place,  thats agains my house rules. but that night we only did those regular thingz like kissing n huggin BS.

thats what happend, lass week. well she felt like hookin up again so we met us yesterday night. well it started how it ended last week. we met some of ma friends and they went back home, so we went to their crib around 2 am.

well as asoon as we arrived at his place we went str8 to the bedroom, you know. oh yeah, my friend has a baby, and that baby has a room, and that bedroom we were in was the babys room  ;D

well thats how it started, she grabbed my diack but she was kind of scared, she sayd she dont like B'jobs, i was like fuck it, just put it in. well later on we did it in, i think twice, cant remember, memory lapses due 2 the chronic. but yeah, it was good.

oh yeah i forgot to tell, shes got a b/f, they been together  for 2 years i think, she never cheated on him..umm..until she met me.   8)
she told me that she will call me up next week, I dont think ill have time for her again

sorry for this nasty post, just had to let that out  ;D
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2001, 08:55:21 PM »
Man u said it twice, u really cant wait héh ;p
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Re: Stories about your first time getting laid!!!!
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2001, 08:48:49 AM »
Yeah Lee, I have a conscience, indeed.
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