THEY TRYNA MAKE YOGA PANTS ILLEGAL

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A Montana Lawmaker Wants To Make It Illegal To Wear Yoga Pants In Public

If there is one issue that can unite the women of our country during these increasingly tumultuous times, perhaps it is this: A lawmaker in Montana wants to make yoga pants illegal to wear in public.

On Wednesday, state Rep. David Moore (R-Missoula) introduced a bill that would expand the state’s existing indecent exposure laws. In addition to banning all public exposure of nipples, both male and female, the bill would also outlaw any piece of clothing “gives the appearance or simulates” the pelvic area, buttocks, genitals or female nipple, the Associated Press reported — meaning tight-fitting pants that are beige-colored could be included.

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“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” the Associated Press reported Moore saying. “I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices.”

This isn’t the beloved athletic-ish apparel’s first run-in with authorities in Montana. This fall, a Billings-area principal also banned yoga pants from Skyview High School, the Billings Gazette reported, amending the student handbook to read: “Leggings, jeggings, and tights ARE NOT pants and must be worn with dress code appropriate shorts, skirts, dresses, or pants.”

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Sure, yoga pants are no doubt a necessity if you are someone who elects to “om” and can down-dog like it’s nobody’s business. But for everyone else, yoga pants are also an important tie that binds — every woman knows that regardless of age and physique, there is nothing quite as satisfying as wearing a pair of comfy, stretchy pants.

But lest Moore be painted as an absolute villain, his bill also contains a provision that would reduce the sentencing for a third indecent exposure infraction from a $10,000 fine and lifetime imprisonment to a mere $5,000 fine with a maximum of five years of jail time. Oh phew.



DUDE MUST BE A FAGGOT

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fuck david moore !!!!

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^If it goes through what you gonna wear for T.I. when he does a show in Manhattan that you need my permission to see?

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yoga pants, i call them fuck pants.


you know them bitches always wear it when you meet up just to fuck.

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FUCK. THAT. yoga pants are easily one of the greatest inventions ever. lawd my eyes always magnetize to them yoga pants booty bitches.

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That is not a society that I want to be part of.

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yoga pants, i call them fuck pants.


you know them bitches always wear it when you meet up just to fuck.

Right?

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^If it goes through what you gonna wear for T.I. when he does a show in Manhattan that you need my permission to see?

lrg everything. your mother will have on them yoga pants while my hand palms her ass.

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FUCK. THAT. yoga pants are easily one of the greatest inventions ever. lawd my eyes always magnetize to them yoga pants booty bitches.

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Here here. Even smaller bums look good in yoga pants, lol.

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Here here. Even smaller bums look good in yoga pants, lol.

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That is not a society that I want to be part of.

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That is not a society that I want to be part of.

whahaha I Hate Yoga, but love them pants

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fuck david moore !!!!

FUCK. THAT. yoga pants are easily one of the greatest inventions ever. lawd my eyes always magnetize to them yoga pants booty bitches.

That is not a society that I want to be part of.

Here here. Even smaller bums look good in yoga pants, lol.

Agree with all y'all.  David Moore is a fag!  I'm glad someone called him out on this.  If he should make something illegal it should be men wearing sagging pants.  Even straight women don't wanna look at that.