General Dick v. Sinister (votes)

[general dick]

10-12 bars
5 votes to win
no KO
good luck

[general dick]

Dear Mr. Sinister, I'm sorry it wasn't my intention just to offend ya/
my fault, I never woulda thought you was from West Virginia(1)/
but its gettin scarry, you don't want a verse you want a Dictionary(2)/
I thought this was rappin, I didn't know you was asking for Pictionary(3)/
is your real name George(4), I don't mind getting Gore'd(4)/
I'm glad you type fancy cause my mind's gettin bored(6)/
what you know about multi's(7), know ya girl never heard of it/
she never had multiple orgasms till I took the pussy and murdered it(/
you spittin poetical methaphors, but still don't get it dog/
that when I'm spittin without a hat(9) my raps hittin ya raw(10)

MESSAGE TO THE VOTERS:
this was ten bars for sinister that I had to administer, his termination/ followed by three pages of explination//
I apologize ahead of time, apparently he's retarded/
like Ja Rule and Fifty arguin which ones the hardest//

EXPLINATIONS FOR SINISTER:
1-people refer to West Virginians as in breds or dumb hicks(morons)
2-sinister likes to try to analyze your metaz and provide definitions of shit he don't know nothin about
3-a game where you have to draw people pictures in order to get the answer/apparently sinister needs pictures to help him along
4-a reference to George W. Bush(that's the current president sinister), because like sinister he also needs everything explained to him
5-refers to 2000 election where although Al Gore should have won, he lost due to political bullshit, like whats gonna happen here
6-sinister likes to use italics or make his words bold or glowy, anything to get attention like a bitch with make up
7-everytime he votes all he talks about is "you could use more multi's"
8-in reality its your girl dog thats in need of more multi's(orgasms)
9-"without a hat"-no condom
10-"hittin you raw"- reference to you being a pussy (general=dick,sinister=pussy)

[·SiNiStEr·]

you all wack

ill drop soon wont take much to break yo ass

[T.J.]

you all wack

ill drop soon wont take much to break yo ass

LMAO!!!!

[general dick]

set up a battle thread mutha fucka -quote from sinister

yet you still ain't post your verse, this is a battle muthafucka not a two week term paper, that means post now or forever hold your dick in your mouth.......

you need two weeks to study, shit why don't i spend all next week writin some shit to respond back to you response and then give you another month to respond back, what don't you understand about a battle, you wanted it

[T.J.]

ur really dumb arent u. cant u see that he's OFFLINE???
its pretty hard to post when your OFFLINE

[·SiNiStEr·]

set up a battle thread mutha fucka -quote from sinister

yet you still ain't post your verse, this is a battle muthafucka not a two week term paper, that means post now or forever hold your dick in your mouth.......

you need two weeks to study, shit why don't i spend all next week writin some shit to respond back to you response and then give you another month to respond back, what don't you understand about a battle, you wanted it

sorry if i actually put some thought into my verse before i drop it

..and you takin this net shit a lil too seriously kid

[·SiNiStEr·]

and hold my dick in my mouth?

how fucken stupid are you

if you dont know i didnt get my bottom ribs removed like you, so for me that would be physically impossible

[T.J.]

hey sinister, just spit and send this kid back to the corner.

[general dick]

he can't spit he prefers to swallow too much.

[general dick]

by the way I'm declarin this one a forfeit slick, you challenged me on Wednesday night and now two days later and you still and brought shit so it's over!!!!!!
I didn't order your verse to be sent through the U.S. Post Office, so I ain't waitin two days, sorry, better luck next time.

[T.J.]

GENERAL DICK, YOU ARE A FUCKNUT
SORRY IF WE DONT LIVE ON THE NET SO WE CANT POST KEYSTYLES UP BY THE MINUTE
U CANT CALL WAITING FOR 2 DAYS A FORFEIT, YOU COULD CALL MAYBE A WEEK, BUT 2 DAYS, WHAT IS WRONG WIT U???
I REPEAT, YOU ARE A FUCKNUT

[·SiNiStEr·]

yeah yo

sorry if i have a life

and.. i have waited 3 MONTHS for suga foot to respond and he hasnt yet.. and you tellin me 2 days aint long enough? and you dont even give me a deadline?

ill drop today.. shit..

[·SiNiStEr·]

aight..

~General 'dick' ya give new meaning to the word 'thick'//
~Perverted fuck you make me 'sick', ya cranium is hollow like a candle without a 'wick'//
~But ya quickly burnin muh 'fuse', I can only take so many 'jews', after this battle you gon' suffer a lyrical subdermal hematoma aka a bruise//[1]
~Cuz muh words fight my battles for-me, you think youz a homie? son you have the right to remain silent, and BLOW-ME//
~Fool at least I can say im well-versed, you were straight most of ya life but soon somethin got reversed//
~General dick? Im guessin thats ya 'nickname', sounds like an ambiguously gay pornstar 'flick-name'//
~Why dont ya use your true alias, 'Ass-bandit'//
~Break up ya circle-jerk group kid before I myself 'disband-it'//
~'Assume-the-postion' mutha fucka time for you to 'presume-my-ambition' cuz im startin a new 'doom-practition'//
~Im handin out death like it wuz 'free-candy', eat shit and die kid, so things on WCC would just 'be-dandy'//
~Next time ya face me bring ya whole arsenal to the 'table', this battle so easy it aint just a fairy tale, its a 'fable'//


[1] - Burning my fuse, making me upset.

[·SiNiStEr·]

some votes plz lets get this shit over wit