Fuck Tha Remix (R Kelly Diss)

[White-Chocolate]

yo fuck the remix, (haha)
now i'm not tryin' ta be rude,
but lil' gurl Kelly's feelin' u,
ur age 'n the thing's u do,
reminds him of the sexus videoooh that tha P.Oohh's scouped,
that's why he's closed his grill,
if ur ten he'll get cha a hotel,
nah u must be in kindergarden,
the way you got him stockin' tha field,

(chorus)
so baby don't give him that "toot toot"
you really don't want that "beep beep"
runnin' ur hands through his fro',
Kelly's bouncin' them ten year olds,
while they sayin' on the radio...

this the fuck off ta ignition,
Kelly knock it off the lil' gurls R outta comission,
leave 'em cuz somebody's snitchin',
there mama worried while you rollin', got everyone in here wishin', (wishin' he'd stop)
an hopin' Kelly dont got her sippin' on coke an' ruumm, (here lil' gurl its jus rum)
it's no excuse, saying "so what i'm druunnk" (i'm drunk)
oh no it's the freakin' weekend keep your baby at home, cuz his about to have some fun, (fun)

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
bounce, bounce, bounce (Kelly get gone)

now it’s like "Murder She Wrote"
once he get ya out them clothes,
the camera's on the doo,
but still they could hear her screamin’ NO,
girl he got ya feelin', what he want cha feelin’,
they sayin' no more, while u scopin' 'n wishin',
Kelly take the key up out ur ignition and..

(Chorus)

Crystal's cherry he's poppin’ in the stretch Navigator, (..gator)
lil' kids eveywhere, (..where)
as if Michael (Jackson) had catered, (catered)
he got boyss to his left, (left) lil' gurlss on his right, (right)
he bring'n em’ both together, he got ya drinkin’ allll night,
then afta’ the cartoon show it’s the afta "curfew party" (yeaa)
then afta the curfew party it’s the "YMCA lobby" (yeaa)
then ‘round 8, ya gotta clear the kids from tha lobby, (yeaa)
and take them to your room 'n, freak somebody,

so baby don't give him that "toot toot"
you really don't want that "beep beep"
runnin' ur hands through his fro',
Kelly's bouncin' them ten year olds,
while they sayin' on the radio...

(Chorus)

baby girl lost it off in his jeep,
foggin’ windows up,
record'n a video,
In the back of his truck,
bouncin’ up 'n down,
stroke it round 'n round,
fuck tha remix,
Kelly's buggin' out

haha you know what i'm saying, just a little fun an games, a bit off at parts but kinda funny y'know, peace  

[Gangstauu]

props man
Good diss
You must record this shit

[funkstylz]

HAH THAT SHIT'S OFF THE HOOK!

[White-Chocolate]

thanks yall, if i had a nice sounding studio mic i'd for sure rip it up but i just got this little piece of shit that came with my computer an makes me sound all mono-toned, plus i'd have to fuck around with the beat from the song with a program or something but im no DJ so if i get time an patient I MIGHT see what i can do

*shit i thought i posted this message already? well guess not unless it was put into a different reply screen on accident haha suckaz

[Dj Mex]

man  that was pretty sweet. good diss good diss. When did you write this song?

[White-Chocolate]

i wrote that shit last week sometime hehe  

[White-Chocolate]

this week or weekend if i got time i will try to rap this shizz out, any suggestions on a program to use to make it sound good, i wanna just try rapping over the ignition remix instrumental an looking to see a program that will let me play the instrumental then record me rapping over it wih a possibility of throwing some DJ scratches or fuckin around with the beat?
thankz

[White-Chocolate]

not too many seen this post or read it yet so i'm UPPIN' for feed back
thankz yall, holla

peaze

$-White Chocolate-$

[Reef]

LMAO... Props man.. Nice diss

[bez]

now it’s like "Murder She Wrote"
once he get ya out them clothes,
the camera's on the doo,
but still they could hear her screamin’ NO,
girl he got ya feelin', what he want cha feelin’,
they sayin' no more, while u scopin' 'n wishin',
Kelly take the key up out ur ignition and..


Crystal's cherry he's poppin’ in the stretch Navigator, (..gator)
lil' kids eveywhere, (..where)
as if Michael (Jackson) had catered, (catered)
he got boyss to his left, (left) lil' gurlss on his right, (right)
he bring'n em’ both together, he got ya drinkin’ allll night,
then afta’ the cartoon show it’s the afta "curfew party" (yeaa)
then afta the curfew party it’s the "YMCA lobby" (yeaa)
then ‘round 8, ya gotta clear the kids from tha lobby, (yeaa)
and take them to your room 'n, freak somebody,

that was dope my friend, had sum good punches, the best verses I have quoted.  Mad eme laugh lad, keep up!

[White-Chocolate]

thankz man i can't wait to have the audio set up, it will be fun, not to mention funny as hell.. never made an audio yet cuz my mic sounds horrible an makes my voice all mono tone but soon to have a new mic so hopefully it will sound tite, peaze thanks for the feedback