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lee
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September 30, 2001, 03:52:31 PM »
ok ... now this happened to me bout a year ago but doggystylin thought it was so funny i should post it ... lol
title of the story : old drunk thinks i;m a hooker ....
so i'm just after getting off the bus to go to work , dressed in my uniform and all .... and when i get off the bus (in a dodgy part of town) i'm right outside this old pub ...
so ...
my shoelace is open and i bend down to tie it ...
suddenly ...
this hand comes into my face with like a £20 note in it ...
so i'm thinking *whos trying to give me money and why?*
so i look up and its this scuffy old hobo/drunk breathing heavily
so u might say i copped on then ........
so i ran ....... and as i ran i looked back ..
the drunk hobo realises i'm wearing a work uniform ..(something that a hooker would obvouisly not do) and looks like he's thinking * oops i did it again*
then i realise i'm in the dodgy street .. the one were all the sex-shops are at in all .. (i'm just passing cause its a quicker way to get to work)
then i realise
HE THOUGHT I WAS A FUCKING HOOKER .. THATS WHY A DRUNK THAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY NEED THE MONEY WAS GIVING ME MONEY(AND BREATHING HEAVILY AT THAT)
What i'm thinking is "how the fuck could he think that when i 'm in a old woman long work skirt , and a big very non-revealing jacket)!!!!!!! my uniform that is ...
well after the shock at first i thought about it and i was lmao
lol
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September 30, 2001, 04:12:32 PM »
lmao, lee is a hooker. lol. no im just messin around. that was some funny shit tho, but hey what happened to the story about the dog that ate the firecracker and exploded?? you said you would put that one up too
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September 30, 2001, 04:27:31 PM »
lmao,hey lee i only got bout 10 dollars but will that be enough for about 20 minutes??? lol j/k
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Lil Jay
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i'm just passing cause its a quicker way to get to work
yeah yeah...LMAO
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i didn't think that was funny doggystylin
thats horrible ...
but i'll post it if ya want ........
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