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Infinite Trapped in 1996

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Royals season ressurected by a rally #MANTIS insect
« on: August 18, 2016, 06:31:34 PM »
An insect hung out in the Royals dugout a few weeks ago when they were nearly 10 games under .500.... the worst player on the team, 5th outfielder Billy Burns adopted him and made it his duty to take care of the green mantis (he has nothing else to do since he sucks and doesn't play)... the cage the mantis was in before has now become a mansion complete with assortments of exotic leaves and so on.... after big homeruns young 19 year old second basemen Mondesi even puts the mantis on top of his head... the fans have caught on and people are wearing #Rally Mantis t-shirts and bringing stuffed animal Mantis to the game!!!

All thanks to the Rally Mantis the Royals are now back above .500 and back in playoff contention!!!!  
« Last Edit: August 20, 2016, 06:34:02 PM by Infinite Trapped In 1996 »
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Re: Royals season ressurected by a rally #MANTIS insect
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2016, 06:34:45 PM »
Another day at the office, another win for the Royals.  10-0 over the Twins.  And Alex Gordon is finally hot, with 5 home runs in the last 5 games.  All thanks to the Rally Mantis!!
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"I will make records as big or bigger than Death Row".   -Dre, Source 1996

"I didn't do nothing but make people money and I didn't leave nobody high and dry.  Any album (on death row) people are going to check for.  But it's time for Dre to worry about Dre.  I'm focused on the new Snoop Doggs, not like that but you know what I mean."

Dre -  Source 1996 cover

"Ain't trying to stick around for Illuminati (One World Government Takeover) / Got to buy my own island by the year 2-G

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