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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #75 on: April 25, 2003, 09:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Owen on April 23, 2003, 08:43:26 PM
All humans are naturally bisexual. But instinct tells us to go for pussy, cause that reproduces.

Fuck that shit. Me na a chee chee man.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2003, 12:29:32 PM »
Quote from: King Tech Quadafi on April 25, 2003, 09:35:10 AM
Quote from: Owen on April 23, 2003, 08:43:26 PM
All humans are naturally bisexual. But instinct tells us to go for pussy, cause that reproduces.

Fuck that shit. Me na a chee chee man.
lmao
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2003, 03:53:44 PM »
Thanks for the advice everyone, I really appreciate it.  I really don't want to talk about this with anyone I know in real life, except for my girlfriend of course.  But I wanted to get some opinions on the situation, so I come here and ask for advice, because I know no one on here will ever know me in real life.  Anyway I just got back, and here is what happened...

I decided not to take the job plugging the guy in the ass.  You guys are right.  So I talked to them about other opportunities.  They told me that my dick was too small for regular porn with girls :( but they said they would try and think of something for me.  So they said they will give me a call back in a few days.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #78 on: April 25, 2003, 04:02:04 PM »
Good decision Hector. Better luck next time with the small dick.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #79 on: April 25, 2003, 04:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on April 25, 2003, 03:53:44 PM
So I talked to them about other opportunities.  They told me that my dick was too small for regular porn with girls :( but they said they would try and think of something for me.  So they said they will give me a call back in a few days.

OMDFG I see it comin... they gunna tell ya to fuck a little girl...
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #80 on: April 25, 2003, 04:26:21 PM »
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OMDFG I see it comin... they gunna tell ya to fuck a little girl...

LMAO!  Underage Sluts Vol. 1
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #81 on: April 25, 2003, 04:27:17 PM »
Good luck with your porno career. And may God have mercy on your soul.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #82 on: April 25, 2003, 04:38:46 PM »
LOL i cant believe it took me this long to read this thread...hey hector
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #83 on: April 25, 2003, 05:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on April 25, 2003, 03:53:44 PM
They told me that my dick was too small for regular porn with girls

LMFAO...DAMN dats some funny ass shit. Your dick must 3 inches...lol. thats fucked up, you don't need no donkey dick to fuck anorexic bitches...tell em wuts up wit dat! ;D

And if your dick's so small... buy 1 of those penis pumps if your dat serious about a porno career, but it's gonna be hard to become famous with a Q-tip penis... little guy :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #84 on: April 25, 2003, 06:02:25 PM »
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LMFAO...DAMN dats some funny ass shit. Your dick must 3 inches...lol. thats fucked up, you don't need no donkey dick to fuck anorexic bitches...tell em wuts up wit dat!

And if your dick's so small... buy 1 of those penis pumps if your dat serious about a porno career, but it's gonna be hard to become famous with a Q-tip penis... little guy      

Man you probably have never even gotton your dick wet.  It ain't the size of the boat that counts, its the motion of the ocean.  I made this thread to get advice, so if you don't have advice for me then shut the fuck up.  You will see, one day you will be beating your meat to a video of me fucking some hot porno chick.  Hahahah, then we will see who get the last laugh.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #85 on: April 25, 2003, 06:06:41 PM »
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on April 25, 2003, 06:02:25 PM
one day you will be beating your meat to a video of me fucking some hot porno chick.  Hahahah, then we will see who get the last laugh.

LoL this is the greatest thread ever
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #86 on: April 25, 2003, 06:16:04 PM »
Mellow is a repressed homosexual.
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #87 on: April 25, 2003, 06:37:24 PM »
LMAO...This thread is just horrible...
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #88 on: April 25, 2003, 06:40:07 PM »
hector bitch you got my advise and ignored it but when someone said da same shit i said. you say yeah thanks man, you're right... fuck you then. so now im clownin cuz your lame...

and how the fuck can you even make a wave with a babybottle sucker for a penis . muthafucker... bitch won't even feel your dick...lmao... faggot... i told you to get a PENIS PUMPER... but your dicks so small it can't even grip it.. tough luck...lol...bitch...

and me jacking off to one of your flicks... never... i don't watch gay porn! ;)

P.S. Owen your an arrogant ass fag... stop with your eloquent speeches... you ain't rich or wealthy... you homeless cocksucker... go try to nibble on hectors dick.

you shouldn't have gotten me started... but i'm through with you fags with a nut sack fetish. :D
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Re:Anyone Ever get paid for porn?
« Reply #89 on: April 25, 2003, 06:42:05 PM »
shut up sccit.. you're just jealous cuz nonones responding to your idiotic and self-centered threads ... its ok bitch... lol...don't cry! :'( :'( :'( but you cool... don't mess dawg... i don't want beef wit you.
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