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ADD  a joke or your gay!
« on: May 31, 2001, 11:18:31 AM »
A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "Single, huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're fucking ugly".

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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2001, 01:20:31 PM »
ITS GONNA B HARD 2 WRITE JOKES COS SUM NEED 2 B DUN IN ACCENTS AND U.S. AND UK JOKES MITE NOT B AS FUNNY AS IF THEY WERE SAID!

BUT....


'THERE WAS 2 SAUSAGES FRYIN IN A PAN,
ONE SAUSAGE SAYS 2 THE OTHA,
"DAMN ITS HOT IN HERE"
THE OTHA SAUSAGE LOOKS AWAY THINKIN...
"FUCKIN HELL....A TALKIN SAUSAGE!!"


peace
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2001, 03:07:34 PM »
A CUTE YOUNG LASS CALLED JILL
TRIED DYNAMITE FOR A SEXUAL THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
AND BITS OF HER TITS IN BRAZIL

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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2001, 03:10:25 PM »
It's so windy today I'm sure I seen a dog take the same shit twice.
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2001, 04:58:09 PM »
......!........?........!?.............damn my joke was so fuckin funny
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2001, 10:50:49 PM »
Okay. I lady pregnant with triplets got shot in her stomach three times. (two girls, two boys) The baby's didn't die. THe doctors told them that the bullets were stuck in the babies and it would be okay, however it would affect them later.

The first girl said mommy I went to the bathroom and a bullet  came out.

The second girl said mommy I went to the bathroom and a bullet  came out.

The boy said mommy I did something wrong. His mom said what. He said mommy I was masterbating and killed the dog.
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2001, 11:14:32 PM »
ok this joke is REALLY offensive so i wanna say i am not racist at all it's just a funny joke i heard from a BLACK friend

ok here it goes:


why was the black girl with Dyahreia afraid?


...she thought she was melting
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2001, 11:58:17 PM »
I got a bunch of black and mexican jokes at this Skinhead website (why is a black guy lke me over there. Shit i dont know.)

If noo one gets offended I would post them. They are fucked up too.
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2001, 11:40:19 AM »
aint nobody gonna get offended

post 'em man


we all cool peeps....
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2001, 11:51:30 AM »
LOL AT OVERSEER  ;D

I PISSED MY PANTS AT THAT !!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2001, 12:48:15 PM »
"Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone/
She bent over, the dog cracked a boner/
Ohh she got a bone of her own"

"Mary mary quite contrary shave that pussy its so damn hairy"

"Jack & Jill went up the hill both with a buck & a quater, Jill came down with 2.50 OHH, that fuckin whore"

"Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, your mothers a whore I aint your pop"

"Ieany meany miney moe, suck my dick & swallow slow"

"Georgy Porky Pudding-ham pie jerked off in his girlfriends eye, when her eye was dry & shut, Georgy fucked that one-eyed slut"

"Hickery, dickery dock, some chick was sucking my cock, the clock struck 2 I dropped my gue, I dumped the bitch on the next block butta-bing"

"hey diddle diddle the cat & the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon, thats more than my lazy wife does that fat fuckin smelly baboon"

"little bo-peep, fucked her sheep, blow her horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice!"

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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2001, 07:45:59 PM »
Mother Skunk and a Mother Duck were crossing the street with their 2 children, all of the sudden a big monster truck came barroling down the road and hit both moms...the baby duck was starting crying says "oh without my mommy i won't know what i am" so the baby skunk said "well you got an orange beak, yellow feather and webbed feet so i guess your a ducky." then the baby skunk started crying saying "well...without my mommy i won't know what i am..." so then the baby duck said, "well your not quite white, your not quite black...plus ya stink....SO YOU MUST BE A MEXICAN!!!
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2001, 07:51:16 PM »
i heard this next one from my black friends also...


Q: What is written on every black person's bottom lip?
A: Inlfate to 32 pounds


Q: How do you babysit black children?
A: Put Velcrow on the ceiling

Q:Why are black people so Athletic?
A: Well, if you had to chase down cheetahs and Antelope all day for every meal in your mother land you'd be a lil bit athletic too

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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2001, 01:06:25 AM »
Aiight then I'll post them. But nobody better get pissed.
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2001, 05:25:15 PM »
Post Em!!!
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